This house in Detroit costs $32 per month.
Is Detroit real estate a good investment? Could I buy a house now, and when the city is filled with hipsters in ten years sell the property for 100K?
This house in Detroit costs $32 per month.
Is Detroit real estate a good investment? Could I buy a house now, and when the city is filled with hipsters in ten years sell the property for 100K?
>literal piles of shit on the floor
It's on hooker st...that's gotta be valuable
you would literally get murdered.
also the inside is trashed, anything of value ripped from the property
That’s literal section ape housing
What would be the annual taxes on this place?
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>rect
even the URL knows the outcome...
The house itself is very nice, even though it's in an extremely, poor state. No shit about that.
AHHAHAHA wtf its literally on Hooker St
Most of those houses already have all the Copper and anything else valuable ripped out
you would have to spend $3,200 a month on bullets though
Wouldn't even take it for free
fucking kek
The land is more valuable than the house. Detroit needs to be carpet bombed with drones then bulldoozed.
Until we get rid of the niggers nothing will change
Realistically, what does the future of Detroit look like? When things are bad for long enough, after a certain point it can only get better right?
holy shit that's gold.
if detroit ever manages to clean it self up, a house on HOOKER ST would sell for a lot.
Doesn’t the prospect of living next to ancient african kangz bother you?
Maybe in like 30 to 50 years it will be great. Maybe.
The house is probably a tear down.
Detroit was bad
Detroit was good
Detroit is bad
Detroit will be good again
all of the copper in the pipes has been stolen and sold for scrap.
renovation would be expensive... and you'd have to be armed to the teeth to defend it
oh yeah.. and the local government would tax you to death to pay for their gibs programs.
It should turn around when David Sarif starts his augmentation company.
Unfortunately Vibranium isn't real so not good.
>and you'd have to be armed to the teeth to defend it
Detroit is a ghost town. You're a lot less likely to get robbed there than a good neighborhood in NYC or Chicago solely because there's way fewer people
Put up a fence, secure your windows and install a security system. If you're still nervous, get a handgun, but bear in mind it's basically an expensive placebo.
>t. lived in detroit
>after a certain point it can only get better right?
after they legalize eugenics
that house actually looks great compared to 95% of foreclosures
This house costs $15,000 in my all white town.
oh shit, I used to vacation there as a kid. This seems like an insanely good deal...
So how long ago did the father snap and murder his family?
It's been my dream to become a home owner. Is it really possible to get a $15k home in a while neighborhood like this?
I feel like there's a catch, something big I'm missing
its a house, but there is absolutely no reason to live there anons.
googled Crystall Falls, MI and it has a population of like 1,500 people, its some tiny little town apparently. Doesn't surprise me that properties so cheap in a place like that, probably not an abundance of jobs.
You can find property all over the world that's dirt cheap if you're willing to live in more remote areas. Like if you wanted to live in Vancouver, BC you'd be paying $1M+ for a one-bedroom shithole, whereas if you went to northern BC out in the forest you could probably buy a few acres for like $10,000 or some shit, but you'd be far from any big cities.
>Chinks will buy dilapidated shacks in California for a gorillion dollars
>but they won't touch basically free houses in Detroit with a 10 foot pole
What did they mean by this?
The problem with buying abandon houses in Detroit is you have to pay the taxes owned on it from years priors. But if I had a a shit load of money I would be buying Detroit up.
>I feel like there's a catch,
you live in the middle of nowhere.
I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't blink an eye for a deal that great
Don't OP
Not only are you going to have to be armed to the teeth to be able to survive the local fauna, you will also be taxed out of existence. This home likely has thousands of backtaxes the previous owner didn't pay, and the gubmint will expect you to pay it back unless you go to court over it and waste your time and money arguing that you shouldn't pay for some dumb nigger's failures.
It's in a touristy region of Wisconsin/upper peninsula Michigan where a lot of yuppies from Chicago and Milwaukee have summer homes. Part of the reason its so cheap is because tourists want to buy homes just outside town on lakes. Only the townies who work in the service sector want to live in the actual town.
>american "homes"
jesu christo it unironically looks like an ironic battlestations post
>you live in the middle of nowhere.
That's a positive.
this. It's probably mortgaged up the ass
that's a basement m8
old American home basements all look like that
yeah ask your new neighbors about the employment prospects and where to score some good meth to pass the time.
because asians know that they have to follow da money.
...
what were you attempting with this post m8?
>8000000
Amifag houses are always cheap as fuck, because you dont understand how to build a solid house... oh noes hurricane blew away my thoothpick house
>he thinks Detroit has to deal with hurricanes
(You)
>yeah ask your new neighbors about the employment prospects
>wagecucking for someone else
Because real estate in CA will always appreciate. As much as i hate California (grew up in LA, leaving was the best decision I ever made in my life), buying any property there is a solid long term investment if you can afford it.
Detroit is a nigger infested third-world shithole and will always remain so
the catch to all these cheap fucking shit houses in bad areas, is that once you buy them, you have to pay the back taxes *or some left behind debt against the land* and it comes out to fuck you, and you have to be around a bunch of niggers
>sage Detroit threads
>report Detroit threads
Robocop will come to protect it, sooner or later
i have a dream where i become a highly rich man who could buy out every government employee in detroit and can kill or shove out every one who isnt helping the economy and create the best city in the world with highly more intelligent and stronger people
>grew up in LA, leaving was the best decision I ever made in my life
Where did you go?
Only way is to get rid of the niggers. This will never happen therefore Detroit is doomed.
it's the government workers in the capital who are more responsible. Automakers raped Detroit not city workers you fool
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