How to fuck prostitute without paying?

marry her?

This. I know a guy who did this and just put an envelope on the dresser stuffed with whatever. He told her that he wanted to make it feel natural and hed just leave the money for her. She feel for it and he just ran the fuck out of there after he banged her.

Gotta watch out for pimps though.

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ha

nice

i know someone who has a scam to fuck prostitutes. he wholesaled a bunch of fake engagement rings from alibaba. then he tells them a sob story about how his fiance cheated on him and he wants to barter sex for her 4k engagement ring. meets them at a hotel, does the exchange, then burns his fake number

Prostitutes specifically tell you no niggers so thats not happening
Unlikely he should be long dead you're not scamming the prostitute there your scamming the pump and the pump will shoot you up

Ask a randome woman to dinner then wine and dine.

Pimp vs Op

>reminder that this webm took some incel 48 hours of work to make

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Do you live in 3rd world countries, where prostitutes all work for pimps?

In developed countries where prostitution is still illegal they work for themselves in their apartment.

in GTA i always pay the prostitute to have sex then after it is finished i step out of the car, i sneak behind her and beat her with a baseball bat and take back my money

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Nothing comes for free, mate, trust me
The easiest way to bargain with the universe is to pay them with money, otherwise it will take pain to pay for your pleasure

I pay with sperm

The better question is what is going to become the new backpage. I need $300 roasties.

That's a gif, and it probably took like 5 hours max unless you're braindead

is that really how much girls put out for? I offered a girl 5k and she turned me down

some decentralised solution

kek

I'll fuck you for 5k.

Fuck your mom

pain or sweat. He's looking to pay with brain sweat. I like the fake ring plan best so far

are you a 9/10 19yo eastern european grill

yes

This is how you do it OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=YLHD3SDToCM

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that would be great if this were 1960

1. Fuck her
2a. Lock her in the bathroom and run away
2b. Give her sedatives and run away
2c. Tie her up and run away
2d. Just run away and don't let her catch you

NOT ADVICE, just answering your question with hypothetical scenarios.

yea seriously what are good backpage alternatives?
i like the independent white girls, no brothels or 60 yo asians

am i the only one who sees a female dan larimer here
nightmare fuel

Rape

Whatever floats your boat. Google Liara Roux and you'll see what Dan Larimer looks like with big tits and a hairy bush.

The 10 millions cocks stare

They probably just made custom characters in some WWE game

Most escorts are independent in the 3rd world too. What is this, the 80s?

T. South american

how much do escorts charge in your country?

This
>t. Europe
starts with 20€ can go up to as much as you like to pay

Epic xd

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beat up a pimp

suck his dick

1) Be Good Looking

If not 1)

Kill yourself

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>Be a pimp.

lmao I would do whatever you want for 5k

The 2 millions dicks stare

High end: between 100-300 per hour
Low end: as low as 10 isd per hour, but the average is about 30-40

Easy
>buy 2000 usd of LINK
>tell her you'll pay with LINK at end of year
>December 2018
>link worth $0.00
>transfer link to her
Congrats, you paid her nothing

ask your mom to have sex with you she knows the deal

This always baffles me, that some sluts will need so much work to get fucked for free but they'll let you do what you please with them for 40 bucks

Where the fuck do I find hookers on the internet to do drugs with and fuck now that backpage is gone I don't like Eros