New LINK updates

What did they mean by this?

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nothing much. just a function rename around external adaptors.

This shit is starting to get out of hand, the painfully self-unaware cringe posts are getting to me. Fucking bottom of the barrel mouth breathers dont understand a thing about what theyve invested in.

of course. all I know is that memes are gonna get me rich

Take solace in the fact that the idiots will sell early.

Shit nigga we all just trynna make it out here.
Just do yo own thang brother, you gotta do what u gotta do.

thx m8

did someone spill your milk this morning? oooor...not finished accumulating and don't like all eyes on link.

It's just a fucking update dumbass. There are tons of them every day.

with Chain Link™ you always have to look beneath the surface.
PENDING BRIDGE is an anagram for:
END INBRED PIGG
I wish I was joking but this is the cryptic message Sergey has for us, we need to decipher it quickly

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i ran some calculations and the result is:
"link 1000$ eoy"
what did he mean by this?

"end inbred pigg" must mean dump ETH
but this is also an anagram for
"big ride pendng" where Sergey warns us about future volatility but this is also an anagram for:
"digg penn bride" where he hints at possible penn state university partnership

chainlink is i am rich in Hebrew gemtria

My Linky stays supreme Stinky !
>$1k eoy check !

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cehck tehes link 1000 eoy

>cehck tehes link 1000 eoy

HOLY SHIT
BIG IF TRUE

cehck tehes link 1000 eoy

>check tehes link 1000 eoy

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cehck tehes link 1000 eoy

ceh ck tehes link 1000 eoy

cehck tehes link 1000 eoy
link always get the sick digits

this

yep.. its a joke at this stage
t. link holder

okay biz, give it to me straight, just fucking tell me RIGHT FUCKING NOW. no memes, no bullshit, just the facts. are linkies niggers?

checkem
asian gfs eoy

cehck tehes link 1000 eoy

numbas

OMG LINK JUST GOT TO $2 NOW I CAN FINALLY BUY THAT ANIME SEX DOLL IVE WANTED

Idiot here. I'm not fucking selling