/ smg / - Stock Market General

WWIII Edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vOp2NLtyfDs
youtube.com/watch?v=GUhVe4DHN98
boards.Jow
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

SELL SELL SELL

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awesome picture OP

ITS GOING DOWN

Bought my first mutual fund (VTSMX). It's been a week now where are my gains?

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Lunchtime sell off is real

better entered short !

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what stocks are you guys waiting to buy at discount after the dip?

Nah they are back from lunch and the real action is NOW

Soon

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

post benis

Am I gonna make it, boys?

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bring it. ill be so fucking rich

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are you long or short overall right now?

should have gone 100% bonds

From +0.6% to -0.03%

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Should have invested in CBOE TVIX Corp. m8

Well by bags got a little bit lighter today, but still a long way to go...

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long. I have a handful of options, but I have a bunch of money tied up in MU and MU calls.
i know :(

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wew. idk. pay attention to how the FED shitpost affects things. its at two

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

youtube.com/watch?v=vOp2NLtyfDs

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Can't believe they are selling shares 99% below intrinsic value.

The market is going to be flat until Chase reports earnings on Friday

youtube.com/watch?v=GUhVe4DHN98

First

Is it time to rebalance my portfolio for WW3? I'm thinking nothing but missiles, guns, cigarettes and alcohol.

Shit I've got class at 2. Maybe I should put down a straddle on something? I don't know the words the FED will be using.

I'm the guy who got schooled on stradlles yesterday lol.
Is it too late to buy TVIX?

I bought some KTOS, PPA and USO. Not much at all but a little, heh.

CRISPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR REE

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get meme'd on kiddo

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Just go all in on a strangle. Cant go wrong, where tvix easily can.

I've done heavy analysis and we're going down another 60% in the next month. dump all your bags now

>SPY Still trading inside of the Channel

STOP

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Please gib war

war=gainz

Buy KTOS.
Removal of Kebab is always good

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We have some rare visitors to the hedgefund site today

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Strangle seems like a good idea but I don't have much starting capital desu. Also not sure which stocks might make big moves.

mfw Jow Forums is the most diverse place on the internet

hope you're conforming to GDPR :)

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My first bots

>mfw Jow Forums is the most diverse place on the internet
thats the funniest part. this place HAS been the most diverse place on the internet for a couple years now. everyone else just virtue signals across the internet at each other. were actually all here everyday, bitching at each other and fucking with each other. we get more done than the UN in terms of establishing relationships with people in different countries

>mfw Jow Forums is the most diverse place on the internet
No wonder this place has always been such a shithole.

I'm glad you did an hero :)

Literally nothing wrong with segregation. Especially when you can get your non-lethal dose of bantz over the internet.

pls be joke

Look what the dog dragged in!

DIDN'T

wher did u get this infos

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post memelines lad.

Don't forget Rad-X, RadAway, Mentats, and Buffout.

URA

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Can someone tell me the syntax for linking to generals? I want to make /smg/ a bookmark

I think it's something like ?

closest you can get is a link to catalog search

boards.Jow Forums.org/biz/smg

Is there such a thing? This is a repeating thread that has a new number each time. Someone has to make it every time it hits the bump limit, like I did just now.

it looks like whatever you put after the is what gets entered into the search. if you made that might work

Comfy confirmed psychopath

Im trying to play around with options. I want to write covered calls, but am having trouble figuring it out.

I want to hold my stock and collect the premium unless buyer decides to exercise. How do I do this? Instead I sold the stock and own a call option.

Its the actions that confuse me.

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yup works

I guess it's not possible to link to something directly even when you know there's a certain phrase in the OP, like /smg/.
is the best that can be done.
I guess I'll just add /smg/ to a filter so that whenever I show hidden threads it'll show up.

buy 100 shares, sell to open one call. You're just short NVDA and covered with a long call now.

It's a secret :^)

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If anyone's interested:
/rgt/i;boards:biz;op:only
/smg/i;boards:biz;op:only

this works if youre on Jow Forums

>this works if youre on Jow Forums
As opposed to reddit???

WHY WON'T IT GO DOWN

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Because you want it to.

i just meant that its useless on any other chan, but should work on any board here. wasnt sure how to explain it

What do you want to go down? I'll buy some of it just for you

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>bogdanoff he did it
>he shorted? pamp it

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I missed my opportunity to buy under 2600 last week :(

theres a lot of things about to happen that could seriously cause the market to tumble. buying out of spite is very poor risk management

ah, my mistake was selecting buy to open, not sell to open.

The problem is, it wants me to buy 100 shares when I already own 100 shares.

Is a normal sell to open call order the same as a covered call when you already own the 100 shares?

No no, everything I buy goes down. I was just offering to help

He links his shitty wordpress in the OP pasta and grabs the info from whatever built-in potato analytics/logs WP offers. It's not comprehensive of the thread, just anons who click the link.

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>MU

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kek

minutes should come out any minute now. if its good it could offset the action in syria.

im nervous guys

If you already have the 100 shares, just sell to open one NVDA call. You don't have to use what ever covered call interface thing that is.

dont worry. its going down 1% today then up 1% tomorrow, then down 1% the next day and so on

MY WORDPRESS IS NOT SHITTY I TOOK ONE SEMESTER OF WEB DESIGN IN HIGH SCHOOL TAKE IT BACK

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thanks user, that was my confusion

>Is a normal sell to open call order the same as a covered call when you already own the 100 shares?

Yes

gold stocks up today, is it finally happening biz? AUY up 6%

Shitpost is in! I'm going to lunch.

Whew glad me only enter site biproxy

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Fed shitpost status?

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Is this Drumpfttkyumpfts fault?

green close today or nah

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How many shares of DRYs do I have to give you for succ, kneepad girl?

gold tanking now

gold is moving
fed shitpost has begun

we mooning boys

>He didn't invest in CBOE TVIX Corp.

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bogs have been activated

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Dump it.

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UVXY is objectively a better company. TVIX GTFO

Nothing makes sense in this market

>He doesn't know about the merger

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Dubs confirm, merger EOY

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