/brit/

popular opinion: adele has a fat voice

in tears, don't ask me why

davestation

is this in the new Labour manifesto?

>alone
Are you sure?

The names David.

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Let's say 'congratulations' because a woman was able to open her legs and take some cock like a champ *claps*

anyone seen this kino

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Where did you get enough tears to submerge yourself?

got called gayve by some spacker mong

go back to africa

neighbors are sat around a campfire like a gaggle of hobgoblins yammering about the mundane and inane again lads

don't ask me where

yeah
you know it's based on a true story and stalin was a real person?

why do britons think guns are evil

youtube.com/watch?v=jRH13XnEOYs
It's almost 2:00 am, get to bed /brit/

they serve no purpose apart from killing

britons know there is no such thing as evil

>school shooting
>ban guns
>no more school shootings

Process of elimination

Jow Forumseurope are bullying me again

just woke up
fuming

haha

post rationalization for hating everything associated with americans

bet some faggot in here is a rentberg
clearly didn't like it when i asked my landlord to fuck off
the utter STATE of him

woah

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because if everyone has guns it leads to people getting shot
but if guns are banned, it leads to people using other methods (knives, acid, general fistycuffs, etc...)

all the brave Brits risked danger and went to make a life for themselves in the colonies. The people left on Britain were risk-averse poofters who raised risk-averse poofter children and grandchildren. Utterly dependent on the nanny state to tell us what to do. More Brits report on each other to the authorities for being racist or "hateful" than Germans ever did on each other to the Gestapo for being Jews

Imagine imagining things

professor just emailed me telling me she went through my student transcript and identified a registration issue with my schedule for the fall semester lads
feels a bit weird

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why can't remoaners accept the wishes of 17 million people lads? why do they despise democracy so?

“That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.”

i hope none of y'all consider yourselves left wing

ciggy and then bed

Mummy is crying again
Mummy 0
Me 1

women really are so vapid
50% of the population so self involved they spend half their time taking pictures of themselves

Just realized the average salary for my profession once I graduate is only £30k/yr

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did you threaten to hit her
I do that with my mum sometimes

are you a rentberg or not, rentberg?

>y'all
FOY

i like seeing the pictures

whats that mean

starting salary?

none of yous*

so?
that's a great wage outside of london

...

you didn't fall for the london meme, did you?

that's gotta be starting salary
within 5 years you'll be making twice that
60k is fine. don't let the deanos in /brit/ fool you into thinking you need to make six figures to live a comfy life. 60k/year is more than plenty.

now, if you want to have a bunch of kids then you will need more, but you can do that by becoming an invaluable asset at your company, and then negotiating your pay

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why the sudden interest in your schedule? my advisor doesn't give a fuck what i take or don't take

Fucks sake we just got plain packaging here

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>It will cause shootings oh no
the only reason we don't have guns is because the government are scared of a revolution, it's to keep us in check.

strawpoll.me/15550976
strawpoll.me/15550976
strawpoll.me/15550976

The fate of Britain hangs in the balance, lads...

gestapo ain't got nothing on the stasi

she's stalking her students on a saturday night

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no average. Starting must be around 24k

Its not starting salary

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How much a deck there lad

smokers BTFO

only?
get fucked you posh twat
i bet you're southern

don't understand weed lads. tried a few different strains from the darknet and they all make me feel the same, tired and lazy

doing a wrongthink

20nzd for the cheapest
so like 10 pounds

>we don't have guns
you do
they're just cucked to simple guns like bolt actions, shotguns, break actions and boy scout tier cartridges like the .22LR
essentially the breadth of british gunownership is babby's first firearm

Voting Conservative in every election until I die.

actually it is
smoking makes everyone look cool as fuck

>SMOKING IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
hahaha what on earth

stasi ain't got nothing on @metpoliceuk

autistic bellends

that's more than the average salary

why does smoking look so good, but vaping just looks gay?

press f to pay respects

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was waving a knife in my mum's face earlier (purely for banter) and accidentally slashed her haha
whoops silly me

the package says it makes you age prematurely

when will they learn

genuinely think you'd have to be braindead to vote Leave a second time

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NO, I refused to go outside with her

ah fuck just left my external hard drive floating over a magnet

Because vaping is for benders

smoking is for losers

are those side paths where you go to acquire screwdrivers and acids?

People in UK are weak

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what the actual fuck

arsewipe

Literally haven't felt any repercussions from it, in fact I just got a 5% pay rise this week.

government just told me what I can and can't find attractive

*blows smoke in your face*

how can one black man be so based?

>putting hot gases of any kind into your lungs

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Going to bed.
Toil inbound.

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midge

go to your room
most of ours have some old mangled body part from cancers or whatever
just seems like most people who smoke are going to disagree with SMOKING IS NOT ATTRACTIVE but 'smoking causes all these cancers' is just true, bit weird

smoking kills you