I bought this wrist watch for $5,000. It is, by far, the best wrist watch anyone in my family or friends own...

I bought this wrist watch for $5,000. It is, by far, the best wrist watch anyone in my family or friends own. The salesman even told me he isn't used to seeing college kids buy it, but lawyers and doctors who drive luxury vehicles. How jealous are you seeing this? Do you want to know the reason I could afford this? It's because I own several thousand Nano.

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I pull out my phone and check the time. You wasted 5k

Do you need an adults help in lifting your arm to check the time? At least buy a timepiece that is less than your body mass.

the need to feel superior on /biz haha

Did the salesman also say he usually sells them to real men with massive dongs and private jets who fly to Alaska to wrestle a bear before heading to a private tropical island to fuck South American virgins all week?

Why didn't you develop taste before buying something for thousands of dollars

That’s not even a Patek you faggot

wacky tacky

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You should've at least bought a vintage model idiot

my uncle has one of these. A limited edition one, hes an idoit

LITERALLY how is that any better than this or this:

amazon.com/Business-Calendar-Waterproof-Resistant-Comfortable/dp/B01CM9T16U/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1523476148&sr=8-10&keywords=watch

amazon.com/Timex%C2%AE-EXPEDITION%C2%AE-Classic-Analog-T44921/dp/B000SZMN8E/?tag=affordablemenswatches-20&th=1

inb4 it's more durable. It's not 333 times more durable or better looking than the $15 watch.

Who the fuck shaves their hands and arms

I cringed so hard, I broke my own spine

looks fake & gay op.
hate to break it to you, but you're a faggot by trying to impress others via purchasing status-symbol products. go into a quiet room and rethink your decisions. also enjoy your ban, this is Jow Forums not /fa/

Did you shave your arms before or after you got gay married?

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t. broke neet with no money and takes the bus

It doesn't have an apple logo so it's shit according to normies
Enjoy your 40+ year-old digging whore, because these newer ones have no idea what that is

Watches as luxury items. It really does cost to tell time eh? I just use my phone or a traditional clock. $5. Why are people still chasing these material goods?

Having crypto doesn’t get you a watch. Cashing out gets you a watch.

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It's hideous honestly. Looks like a fucking novelty watch from a joke shop. If you're going to waste money on an archaic piece of machinery to strap to your body at least waste it on something aesthetically pleasing.

This is now a watch thread

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OP's phone doesn't display the time though

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Meanwhile I have 10k nano and won't be spending it for minimum 5 years. Cool watch though

Shame money can't buy taste.

Oh shit WHAT THE FUCK. I have never met anyone who does that. OP you're a bottom aren't you?

Better material possession than family or friends
Your life is sad

>$5,000 for a watch when your phone tells you the time

You fucking retard. How much did you pay for your luxury calendar?

Don't forget to post an update about when you have to take it to the pawn shop after you go broke because you spent your money on stupid shit. Roasties waste money on jewelry.

Why do you like jewelry? This is like showing off the nice necklace you bought with your money, or the fancy bracelet.

Holy fuck that looks disgusting, should have bought ap or patek like real men do.

Hope you are larping otherwise you are a massive tool for wasting 5grand on a watch. You don't stay wealthy by buying dumb shit.

Kek, my sides user.

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Everyone is laughing at you. Look at yourself.

Your arm is repulsing I don't know why. I think it's the lack of hair

that looks like a fridge, dumbfuck

All the idiots in this thread "durrr my phone tells the time". The point of a watch isn't to tell the time it's to signal status ffs, or in OP's case that he's a tasteless goon. I'd be fucking embarrassed to wear that piece of shit, let alone tell someone I paid 5k for it. Looks like something sold specifically for old people out of a Sunday Times magazine. The only people who would recognise an expensive watch when they see it are unlikely to be associating with OP in the first place and if he has to tell people how much it cost he comes across as gaudy gauche dickhead. Waste of money.

>How jealous are you seeing this?
Not much. I own several Patek, Audemars, Tag Heuers and equally expensive brands or accesories.
I always considered buying a house the "life's endgame" so now that I achieved that my profits are mostly spent in accesories, clothing and traveling because I don't know where or what to spend them on.
Now more than ever I understand the saying "The journey is the reward."

>tfw my watch is from back when cellphones were uncommon so you needed a watch to tell time

I'm 26 now but my watch is from like 2000-2002

at least the numbers are big and easy to read when you're 80