>26
>living at parents home
>no job
>no income
>two heart surgeries
>GAD
>going to get thrown out of college
>probably smarter then every 0185 office worker and still getting no job because no "bachelor"
>10k link
>6.5k req
how fucked am i anons....i feel very fucked.
ahh yes....my GF told me today that she cant wait till i get my Bachelors degree....#iamfucked
>my gf
Bye normie
>two heart surgeries
>GAD
This is rough. Kys for buying those shitcoins though.
drugs are bad but maybe you should hop on stimulants to do what you need to do. You would feel better if you started accomplishing set goals.
>two heart surgeries
why
>guy has heart problems
>your advice is for him to take stimulants
Jow Forums is pure evil man
>0185
huh?
>probably smarter then every 0185 office worker and still getting no job because no "bachelor"
>smarter then
Somehow I doubt this
>smart
>hodling shitcoins in a bear market
....pick 1 and only 1
>Probably smarter then....
>Link and req
Nah, I doubt even the average worker drone is that dumb.
Hope your heart explodes user
>26
>two heart surgeries
jesus why
Would biz have two heart surgerys if it meant you got a gf?
get on meetme, pof or fetlife and go fuck some fatties or something man. investing is what i prescribe to my patients for hypotension -- you're going to die if you stay here.
>0815
Geht klar, Bernd
>two heart surgeries
>heart still doesnt work
doctors are the evil ones in this case
Welcome to meritocratic late stage capitalism
>probably smarter then every 0185 office worker and still getting no job because no "bachelor"
bitter, and not the right place to come from. There are plenty of things you can do with your situation that doesn't involve feeling like you are disadvantaged.
someone with a 'degree' with your attitude would be just as unsuccessful.
>i'm smart
shows you're not
>10k link
>6.5k req
proves you're not
Why are you getting kicked out of college?
That’s what I’d focus on the most, meet with your profs and counselors and make a plan to finish with a degree ASAP. Boom, you’ll at least be seen as less of a failure as compared to your peers
Random question. I have power over the cosmos Is your name start with L?
>probably smarter then every 0185 office worker
No you're not
>probably smarter then every 0185
>smarter
>0185
if you even fuck up 08/15 you are verflucht dummer bastard
>10k link
>6.5 req
relax your balls and work out
I don’t think you’re smart
two heart surgeries @ 26!
Nigga, you better be working through your bucket list swiftly.