Chainlink mining hack Spoof 32

SELL RIGHT AWAY

I was just informed that the same hacker who forced the Verge hard fork is mining Link at 1000 link/sec. Rory had a nervous breakdown over the news.

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delet this, i'm not finished mining link.

Are we bringing back the LINK hacked fud?
The javascript has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.
But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline
LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.
The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.
Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.
Sell now, or be stuck in NodeLimbo forever

Proof you dumb faggot.

>fresh fud
finally, I was getting board

You literally cant hack jason parsers

fug, my link miner only does 50 per day, that's fucking unfair

I know you're lying you piece of shit. I hope

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I am shocked shocked I tell you. Rory the most valuable member of the team ....what! without him who is going to carry the bags, who is going to..........carry the bags and pour the tea.

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Guys the circulating supply is increasing
WHAT DO I DO, DO I SELL??!

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you mean our hero jason parker can't ever get hacked

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big if true senpai
what the fuck will Jason Parser do now?

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>mining a token top kek
>rent free faggot

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If this is true Im going to have almost as big as a KEK that I had when Trump won. Libfag tears and soylent link tears taste the same.

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BUY 1 GET 4 FREE

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Rory here in the office. Cornfirmed there has been a situation. Sergey under the desk with chicken mcnuggets and several dipping sauce packets

NO MY LINKIESSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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you know that like 60% of linkies are from Jow Forums, right?

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penis

All generalizations are false including this one

So are they going to lose the electoral college?

been mining on my cell phone for the last couple months.

fork et

> poor link doesnt know ining tokens is a real thing, but donr worry the ones that really do ir use an abstraction layer so no worries ofa node hack

Eleanor is mai waifu. Would sell.

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Huh?

You're a big Fibber!