Anyone else unironically thinkink of going to jail so they won't sell their link too early?
What's a good 1.5 year sentence crime?
Anyone else unironically thinkink of going to jail so they won't sell their link too early?
David Nguyen
Dylan Ortiz
You'd have to tattoo your private key on your body somewhere to make sure you don't lose it and pray to God that no nigger knows what one looks like.
Gavin Fisher
Prison time on top of being a stinky linky. Jesus dude please just stop and reevaluate things for a second. I'm not telling you to give up on your link......... just take some deep breaths and go for walk or something.
Oliver Ross
I'm currently under investigation. Tax evasion.
No trial yet though, so jailtime is in aprox 3-5 years from now. If Linkies will moon in the meanwhile I plan on going in Costa Rica.
Christian Gutierrez
If you can tattoo it yourself awesome
You shouldn't give your private key to anyone including the tattoo guy
Carter Perry
Sorry me only ironically thinks that
Daniel Flores
I have a rogue gym in my garage. I lift weights and run every day.
Extreme is all i know.
t. All in link
Zachary Nelson
I'm currently under investigation. Shitposting on Jow Forums to FUD crypto.
No trial yet though, so jailtime is in aprox 3-5 years from now. If Linkies will moon in the meanwhile I plan on going in Costa Rica.
Nicholas Morris
Checked! Nice digits user
And I know what you mean - I've been thinking of living in Cambodia or somewhere really cheap for a few years while our LINK does its thing
Kevin Smith
Zipped / password my private key and sent to Brother for him to store.
Gave my ledger to my partner (doesn't know pin)
Told them both to not give them back if I request until next year March
Leo Russell
>partner dumps you
>brother dies
>singularity the next day, $1000/LINK
>ksg yourself from nolinker syndrome
Oliver Walker
How much LINK do you own? I knwo people ar sayign 2020, but if smart contracts truly are the 4th industrial revolution, and the chainlink network becomes the industry standard used, you will want to hold at least 10k till 2022-2023.
See if you can find some type of service that holds physical assets (trezor) for a fixed period of time, no matter what. While 1000 EOY is an absolute meme, 1000 EO decade is not within the realms of impossibility.
Connor Harris
Has this gurl only 1 wicked weasel photoset?
Are there any others?
John Martin
Encryot your privste key then tatto
Jesus are you guys really this retarded?
Kevin Miller
Lol, this. If I were a tattoo guy and some idiot did this, I'd be trying to drain that cunts account the second he left the store.
Dominic Stewart
Vandalize the mcdonalds nearest to Sergey. That way he'll work harder in the time you're gone.
Hunter Sanders
What's the name of this girl? I beg you, tell me
Lincoln Bell
what a manface
Aaron Young
I guess you are one of these retards
>paying taxes is being maximum cuck xdxdxdxd hahaha le faggot xdxdxdxD
Wyatt Sanders
Nope.
I, allegedly, stole $1MM by not paying taxes.
Gabriel Campbell
Fuck, phoneposting.
I am currently at a spa center and it is humidity.
Eli Gutierrez
It’s funny how those government cunts think that money is theirs and they’re not stealing it from you.
Isaiah Wright
One has to obey the law, in general tho..
I swore to me I would never, allegedly, steal from the state in the future to come.
Life is pretty much fun, otherwise.
Ryder Gutierrez
Don't bother, no porn.
Isaiah Carter
just create your own private key by shifting each letter or number +1
eg..
G6h becomes H7i
not fucking difficult to hide a private key and make it secure
Charles Nelson
Holy shit, she's so cute
Jacob Powell
exactly, top cute
Levi Harris
Hnnnnggggg
Joshua Roberts
Backwards
Or change every number to one higher
Or throw in one number that doesn’t appear in the actual key. Surely you can remember one number is fake.
Owen Powell
No
Jonathan White
this is perfect ty user
Nathaniel Richardson
Needs more jpeg
Thomas Parker
i actually thought of this today morning :D
Camden Price
Jonathan White
Isaiah Watson
Kayden Harris
Tyler Roberts
I would get on my knees and slurp out her snatch and ass like I just came from the desert and starved for a week.
Alexander Kelly
Jayden Cruz
how many link for a sniff?
Gavin Kelly
She's pretty.
Jayden Clark
Ryder Edwards
Dude looks like a lady...
Leo White
Tattoo a phrase that hashes to it you dumbass
Jordan Richardson
For what?
William Cook
Jack Torres
Get hit in the head by nigger and lose your memory and stinkies.
Nicholas Evans
Aggravated brap
Jason Diaz
Noah Jackson
Oh fuck my dick I'd eat her out like a mindbroken zombie. Nothing but my mouth and her ass would exist everything would fade away. We'd float in oral bliss among the stars forever just my mouth and her ass
Robert Fisher
Josiah Reyes
Andrew Taylor
why not go to jail in norway
you get to fuck cute norway twinkies
Jackson Long
If you find one of her from behind legs apart on all fours, I'll break my nofap goddamn she is fine to hell with it all I'd throw 2 years of self control out the window for that
Dominic Myers
kek don't do it you dumbass
jews want you to fap your creative energies away
Jordan Cox
Kayden Martin
Levi Hughes
Muh fuggin dick
Joseph Reed
Carter Rodriguez
Grayson Wright
Christian Moore
Andrew Long
claim that the holocaust was not real. that should give you enough time in jail and by the time you come out Jow Forums will become so mainstreem that you will seen as a martyr and awarded a medal some future hitler.
Adam Fisher
Ian Butler
Mason Johnson
Adrian Brown
>nofap
>self control
I bet you spend a shitload of hours here lmao
Chase Turner
Jacob Ortiz
Guys pls, I’m on nobrap
Aiden Lee
David Parker
Ayden Gutierrez
This is what you fags are jerking off to
Jayden Garcia
haha
Jaxson Rivera
Ugly hairstyle.
I would make no effort whatsoever to impress/please a girl looking like that..
Josiah Bell
Chase Evans
good, stay home then
Easton Roberts
hey look, it's the guy that's likes trannies and gets joy out of posting trannie pics and you 4 chan virgins can't even figure it out. Hey faggots, these pics are men, and you're all fucking gay
Dylan Moore
nigga wat 666
Blake Butler
so here is what you fail to appreciate - most women can look great with long hair, most women can't really look sexy with short hair.
When you find a woman who can have amazing sex appeal with short hair, you are on to something. Wifey that bitch up and make her grow her hair long - she will be 100x hotter than any other chick
Leo Johnson
This is clearly a man.
Bentley Martin
Parker Perry
vs
Daniel Carter
La creatura
Parker Flores
Oh dios mio!
Anthony Green
This is the most american face i've seen to the date..
Evan Howard
fuck, she looks like my therapist, but younger
Anthony Price
first time i saw this thing i was legit wondering if it was a girl or a boy
Lucas Gray
>go to jail
>get forced to smuggle in drugs or Jamal rapes you
>get caught with the drugs
>sentence getting longer
>have to fight off niggers and accidentally kill one
>get 10 years in some supermax with even more niggers
>no way to figure out how your folio is because your family dropped you and you sit in solitary confinement
>after 8 years you see a report on CNN where Sergey and some guy from Goldman Sachs get interviewed
>nigger changes the program before you can figure out the LINK price
>fight starts and you get another 4 years for resisting the officers and for stabbing some niggers eye out
>you finally leave the penal system after around 15 years
>you are forced to get a job at mcdonalds or else you go back to prison
>first thing you do is checking your folio
>chainlink is at around 23k dollars
>you can‘t find your private key anywhere
>only thing you know is your adress and all you can do is stare at etherscan dreaming about your millions that might as well be on the moon now
>hang yourself in your shitty 1 room apartment
Dylan Walker
I unironically have my trezor keys and coded phrase tattooed on my inner thigh.
>shitty tattoo kit off amazon costs $50, comes with everything you need to do it.
Nathaniel Wilson
MODS DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mason Murphy
if I want to launder money and I memorize my private key when I go to prison there is LITERALLY no way to confiscate my money?
Owen Reyes
checked
Dylan Edwards
can we get this girls instagram?
for the love of KEK
Jonathan Edwards
Dominic Wright
Colton Fisher
The courts are so overwhelmed that generally they don't send people to jail for one year sentences. You will likely get house arrest and an ankle monitor.
Jeremiah Williams
Jesus i told you guys about Sara from wicked weasel yesterday, and now she's gone viral on Jow Forums. Nice going lads. She's a beauty isnt she?
Nathaniel Fisher
>put your private key in a txt file
>save rq as image
>encrypt with a win.rar or 7.zip (use an easy to remember password)
>make 10 copies and hide in 10 places
Jayden Perez
She has such a cute little firm butt!
Adrian Bell
WHAT'S HER FCKIN IG?