Culture Pals /cp/

The jew's ear juice edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
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Randy is qt

first for bee-ing myself

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thanks
I'll think about it
I'm 167cm tall and currently with 70kg
roughly six months ago I was weighting between 85 and 90kg

So what genius deed did you do today?

Fixed the WiFi

Did you switch off your router and then turn back on?

were you the one that used to get a burger flag?

What's not that easy ? Talking casually ?

Come on.

I never met anyone who couldn't talk casually with a girl.

There's always shy kids, ugly ones, introverted ones, but from all the ones I knew, they talked to girls without issues. About whatever, you know, homework, what you're doing after, weather, exams, what they like. Sure some of them opened up after a day or two or a week, but no more.

Shit maybe I grew up in a different time, but how do you play outside ? Hide and seek, partisans vs nazis, water guns, whatever. You completely ignore and not talk to girls ? What kind of a childhood is that ?

No I'm just bumming off my neighbours now

Yes but that was fixed ages ago

>but how do you play outside ?
i played outside only until i was 7. When i reached 8 i never went out. :')
also i transferred to so many schools and hardly had the chance to make frens

>No I'm just bumming off my neighbours now
genius indeed :')

GENIUS!

>i played outside only until i was 7. When i reached 8 i never went out. :')

Why not ? We used to spend the whole day out up until like 00:00, 01:00 out at that age.

Mostly around our own neighbourhood, or at someone place.

Well at that age, we did go back inside when you heard the air raid sirens though kek

>Why not ?
that's the power of social awkwardness.
when you're shy and you move to a new house a lot, it's hard to adjust.

>when you heard the air raid sirens though kek
man i just remembered pic related

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well we used to be nice to people who moved here.

Parents would hang out too. Different cultures I suppose, here you would have no choice but to hang out with people.

>man i just remembered pic related
Basically how it was at the start. Panicking, hiding under the stairs, running back home when you hear them. We got used to it later though, didn't even stop doing whatever at the time.

>Parents would hang out too
I lived with an aunt and she doesn't like socializing.

>We got used to it later though, didn't even stop doing whatever at the time.
based.
hopefully, you never saw anyone die then.

>I lived with an aunt and she doesn't like socializing.

Serb friends, best friends.
youtube.com/watch?v=e3hV4621d_o

>hopefully, you never saw anyone die then.

People get used to everything desu. And no, well not from the war at least.

We did have a bomb fall in our neighbourhood, but didn't detonate.

hi

>Serb friends, best friends.
lol the clap part was great

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hi)))

Good evening, or rather night lads)))

:)
evening :)))

Night tovarisch)))

deleted my ip account, I'm finally freeeeeeee

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my account was created two weeks ago and i haven't even used it lmao

you'll be back after a year. :)
jk
bye(

why russians do this ))))))

are they so autistic they cant use emojis or basic smileys?

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Their keyboard makes :) awkward to type, so they omit the :

bye my flip pal, may god grace you with numerous qts
>you'll be back after a year
that very well may be true, scripting is always fun, will probably be back sooner or later

The ride never ends lad

I think it's nice, the bracket at the end can give the lines a good vibe without emojis n stuff)

i talk to a russian but he never does that
maybe its a gril thing.

thank )

The legends has it the Russian don't use : because it represents the eyes.
Eyes being the doorway to the soul, would show the Russians don't have it. So they don't even want to risk showing that in emoticons.

See you tomorrow

What the hell happened to IP? It seems like nowadays there are only bots online.
Where did everyone go?

this makes the most sense

I was unironically given this explanation by a russian cutie

>Start to really like a qt i met on IP, they like me too
>Post about it on /cp/ thinking surely Jow Forums will talk me out of it
>They encourage it

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Welcome to the club. Don't forget, you are here forever

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>you are here forever
this

Alright, so where is she from? Is she hot?

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Kind of getting bored of interpals. Barely getting any responses from messages, and when I do its only lame responses.

Je dor

Tell us about her! :)

She's a qt. I wont say country because im terrified of friends ever recognizing my on Jow Forums
She's genuinely fun to talk with. We chat whenever our schedules are clear on voice/video. Shes a bit hesitant about a LDR but overall she's happy and so am I

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What part of the world?

When will you meet her? Meeting helps a lot

That does it. Never ever talking to women over the age of 25 again. Most of them are crazy and too jaded to respect a man.

East Asia, and meeting this summer. Sorry for keeping it generic. I cant let my equally degenerate friends know im a degenerate

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>East Asia

Do you happen to look like pic related?

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>East Asia
Same here buddy.

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I really don't want to date anyone over 23 years old, no matter how old I am . 20-23 is the only acceptable range for me.
Women older than this will ask me fucking annoying questions about my future and plans and career, etc. boooooring.

Exactly. My dating range is 16-20.

I said i was degenerate, not that degenerate

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alright lads. How do you sort of "test" a girl that you are talking to to see if she would be willing to send nudes or at least get lewd with you without making it obvious? Because I've been talking to this girl for a while and I don't want to get blocked by her.

>too jaded to respect a man.
e-elaborate?

>will ask me fucking annoying questions about my future and plans
will there ever be a good time to ask about this? or its a subject that should never be touched?

Tell a dirty joke

holy shit. That sort of thing only happens to me when nobody is looking

Drop hints at sex-related topics and see how she reacts. Ask her if she's sent lewd pics before. Being a nice guy won't get you there.

Either way, kill yourself, Mick.

>e-elaborate?

Girls past a certain age have been hurt way too often/much by men, so every new man they meet is basically the enemy. I don't expect a teenager to be a hardcore feminist, but rather women in their late 20's/early 30's.

>will there ever be a good time to ask about this? or its a subject that should never be touched?
The truth is I don't fucking know. I just go with the flow. Stop asking, ladies.

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> women in their late 20's/early 30's.
:')

>The truth is I don't fucking know. I just go with the flow. Stop asking, ladies.
i asked about that once. obv that person is an ex now. but to be fair, i was asking because i also do not know what to do with my job. i thought he might have insight.

Having surgery in 2 days lads, not gonna lie I'm extremely fucking anxious about general anesthesia. Anybody went through it? How is it?

I bet he didn't react positively to it. And honestly, how do you expect concrete plans when you both are in an LDR?

you'll be out like a light and wont remember a thing lad

>I bet he didn't react positively to it
he didn't and he asked me about my job and i have no problem saying it was shit because its the truth. i was really looking for insight.

>how do you expect concrete plans when you both are in an LDR?
it was my first "relationship." Didn't know how shit work then.

>general anesthesia
my cousin (36) and my aunt (60) went through it and are both still alive, and this is flipland. you're gonna be fine.

Me, Pikachu, am selling autographs with a pic of my ding dong.
Only 10 available, buy NOW.

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If I told a girl straight away that "my job is a shit" she would probably ghost me even though it's just temporary, I know that I can find something better.

Hope everything works out

I DEMAND ONE. I WANNA SEE WHAT MY OWN DING DING LOOKS LIKE

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>Tell a dirty joke
Might try that

>Drop hints at sex-related topics
Like how though? Give me an example please
>Either way, kill yourself, Mick.
That's pretty rude, Pablo.

Also guys, she has 2 whatsapp accounts. She messaged me on a new one a while back and told me she was going to talk to me from that one, but her old one seemed to still be active, as she was still changing the profile pics.

She's definitely up to something

I mean there could be a perfectly innocent explanation, but I really don't want to call her out or anything and look pathetic.

>Give me an example please
maybe mention
livescience.com/27642-sex-relieves-migraine-pain.html

then ask, if she has a headache.

I will just remember not to ask about it..

>livescience.com/27642-sex-relieves-migraine-pain.html
Yeah I think that's pretty blatant :) I mean we've been talking in a friendly type of way for like 2 years and have never really talked about sexual topics once. I think if I said something like that it would weird her out

I think my latest qt is ghosting me three weeks in. C'est la vie, lads. Mourning for a day then on to finding another.

That's right man. Sometimes girls can just be bitches like that, just move on and find a better one.

You’ll close your eyes and the next thing you know it’s over and you’re in a recovery room.

>tfw no australian bro irl
It's a shame because I got on well with this one. Thanks, m8.

“Bee yourself” :(

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>Jap girl replies to a message from 3 weeks ago
Bitch please, the feeling's gone

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what happened?

I had an Ukrainian qt reply to me 9 months later

I'm going to guess that things got stale and she found someone else to talk to. She stopped responding all of a sudden when I clicked on her profile again and saw her online. She went offline at that same moment too.

No probs mate. Same thing happens to me every now and again on interpals, I feel bad for a bit but then I just delete the conversation and move on, I mean why bother putting in any effort if someone doesn't want to talk? Same goes for people who give lame ass one or two word replies, I just don't bother with them. If they start to do that I just don't talk.

what's the point? Like, why would do they that?

Yeah, it seems that she's avoiding you

>Yeah, it seems that she's avoiding you
Sucks when they do things like that. It would be better for them to straight up say when they don't want to talk.

We were messaging and voice calling on a chat app, but I saw this coming because I stalked her interpals profile and noticed she was frequently online for the past few days.
I can't be pissed about it since I've ghosted people too. At least I have /cp/ to vent to.

Randy, we can all see you talking about your qt in other threads

>hi
>hey)
>hello)

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interpals is shit, not enough racial/ethnic/cultural/language focus, people write essays, and it's swarming with retards
been using it for a few years and never got any real benefit, either from language-learning perspective or socially

hellotalk is good, within a couple of weeks, met a few qts and also a couple of top lads

Randy has a qt?

>actually believing interpals is for language learning
haha

have been on interpals for 2 months and have been called cute by girls a total of 7 times

love this site lads

some people like hellos

are you the one with the cat? or the one that made a lesbian account? :')

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>been called cute by girls

just beeing youreself really works! :)

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She read my lewd story lads but hasn’t replied yet. She read it last night so maybe she just fingered herself into a coma.

Lesbian account, got shutdown though because I forgot to VPN
that lad's gonna need to be a little more than just himself

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imagine what it felt like after talking to a qt everyday for a year and then she just disappears because some other guy decides he wants to give her a green card

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but hellotalk (which is more focussed on language-learning) has produced better peripheral benefits that interpals has

Did that happen to you? A few weeks is enough to make me feel like shit, can't imagine what a year is like.

Yeah a full year. I honestly thought I made a friend for life but I knew it was going to happen the moment she met the guy so it wasn't too painful
>tfw she stopped answering a week ago
>tfw deleted her contact info
>tfw 100,000+ messages deleted from my phone

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The worst part of it is when you first see it coming but you know there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>tfw 100,000+ messages deleted from my phone
Welp

Damn that's just terrible. I feel bad enough when a girl I'm talking too gives me short responses or takes a long time to reply. Can't imagine talking to someone for a year and then being ghosted.