/brit/

>“Chads” are incel-speak for good-looking men, who incels believe can’t be one of them.
nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna868821
I'm dead

>britbong

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youtube.com/watch?v=CUcK91QEsNo

Just got mogged by a 7 foot Ukrainian with astonishingly chiseled features

hope you said thanks

matched with a piff girl and she's messaged me first

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It's funny when this place bleeds into the mainstream.

>tfw no mammario gf

suffering

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>strawberries not in god tier

revised

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when i was 12 i used to search for "girls kissing" on youtube when i wanted a wank
ahh, what an innocent time. now i can only get off to incest porn.

Of course. We must all show our gratitude when in the presence of the celestial Slav.

bump up 'ctarines
drop 'ears twice
up red 'apes
up 'rawberries
down red 'pples
down 'neapples twice
down 'ranges

cantaloupe is #1 you heathen

converting to No Fap lads

got into bukkake and horse stuff pretty quickly

bananas are the virgin fruit
they're always on the verge of being annihilated

pewdiepie is alri

how can one man be so wrong

>The student said after Minassian completed his last course at the college on April 19, he sent him the message: “Finally finished college. F--k you all and good riddance.”
Imagine going through 7 years of college to become a developer only to go and commit terrorism within a week.

Nonceyank thinks himself some Byronic romance poet when he is literally just a bumbling idiot weirdo

ruby my dear is good, ever listen to igorrr?
youtube.com/watch?v=MKp30C3MwVk

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>bump up 'ctarines
>drop 'ears twice
>up red 'apes
>up 'rawberries
>down red 'pples
>down 'neapples twice
>down 'ranges

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too much potasium in bananas for me to add them to my balanced daily diet permanently

not nonceyank but that sums me up pretty well too

dj porny me so horny come and get the vibe

his content is created with the edgy teenage audience in mind

>not getting green bananas
oh my dayzzzzzz

>too much potasium in bananas for me to add them to my balanced daily diet permanently

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yeah igorrr is also top tier

Byron or Lord Tennyson?

he seems to just be doing what he likes now

i'm sick of him killing memes though
i know he likes to act like he's above it and makes fun of people who get angry at him, but i really don't like sharing this website with his 13 year old fanbase. he has single handedly killed /gif/.
his latest victim? sminem

haha hook line and sinker was literally timing how long it'd take for a yank to green text me, very predictable

craven

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Job centre tomorrow, some stupid youth obligations shit.

Worst thing is it says "Your interview is with: Khadija" which is the name of this black feminazi girl that went my college, proper mental bitch. The job centre is only down the road from the college aswell so i think it is her. Will be a new low to have some silly bitch I had classes with telling me how to get a job.

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>he has single handedly killed /gif/.

he's into bbc cuckold hypnosis?

peaches are the best fruit not even a contest
white peaches can fuck right off however

neet toil is the worst

Sminem boy cool? Sminem boy cool...

no i meant the entire fruit itself
they're all the same so all it takes is one disease and they're gone for good, its happened before

also you should give this a listen youtube.com/watch?v=y_uvRQn5Wa4 if you're into baroque

crease

>haha hook line and sinker was literally timing how long it'd take for a yank to green text me, very predictable

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my fucking mom is watching the talking heads go off about elliot roger on the news
im done. im fucking done. life's too meta for me bro.

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Apples>bananas

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Ought to hit the sack

Night night my prettys x

*slams shut*

he makes sure to """accidentally""" show he's on /gif/ sometimes so everyone knows he goes on Jow Forums

Night chick x

>expecting autismoyank not to be retarded

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But user, the RDA of potassium is like 4500mg, a banana contains like 360mg.

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>my fucking mom is watching the talking heads go off about elliot roger on the news
>im done. im fucking done. life's too meta for me bro.

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cats are strange animals

oh my
night

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he does 'you laugh you lose' videos where he gets his acolytes to make ylyl threads on /gif/ and reacts to them

very nice

youtube.com/watch?v=P7lH2Qw4V5k

/gif/'s become so consistently perverse nowadays it's the board I'd want least associated with myself were i a public figure

not greggs not arsed, simple as

venom looks shit

>Imagine going through 7 years of college to become a developer only to become the victim of an MK Ultra false-flag within a week
FTFY

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Went from wanking to babestation at 12 to wanking to shemales at 14

Feels like Pewdiepie is 5 years behind what's cool on Jow Forums. Like in 2012 he was talking about being bros with his audience and now he's going through his edgy post-ironic phase.

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I watched that trailer
I like how the brown poo skin is the main Villan and the hero is a white Aryan man

yeah but pewdiepie is a tryhard edgelord
that's why he dresses like a 17 year old soundcloud rapper and says naughty no-no words like "nigger"

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nigger

watch out lad being this woke is illegal

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don't like this bong whom'st has more cat images than me

>Feels like Pewdiepie is 5 years behind what's cool on Jow Forums. Like in 2012 he was talking about being bros with his audience and now he's going through his edgy post-ironic phase.

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first wank was caty cole
absolutely grim but I was only 12 after all

rumour has it israeli chaps coming and hes gonna post fucking machines

youtube.com/watch?v=GSR_g3thb24

there's also this timeless classic

drinking some green tea lads

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wanked to some fat naked guy in a vanity fair advertisement

>he has single handedly killed /gif/.
How? cant see how 13 year olds could kill a board full of such degeneracy

Funny. I remember thinking I was proper weirdo for liking pubic hair at like 16, now I wank to girls with hairy legs and nipples.

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>“They’re young, frustrated white males in their late teens into their early twenties who are having a hard time adjusting to adulthood. They’re the same kinds of people you find in white supremacy writ large,” Beirich said. “They have grievances about the world they’ve placed onto women and black people.“
So, it's come to this, this is the face of white supremacy on Jow Forums

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too rich in vitamin K for my balanced diet

really like venetian snares, also the bit of breakcore aphex twin put out youtube.com/watch?v=XYrQC-jWMFM

first wank was to absolutely nothing
i was 8 and used my moms dish soap until it felt really good