Question for danes

Being Danish is hardly living in the first place

You can do all of it there but as soon as you go out and they suspect that you have done it, you could be in trouble.
I suggest going to Prague if you want get high and fuck hookers instead going to a little peninsula in a city that smells like vomit and lies next to New Baghdad.

I'm going to Copenhagen regardless of trying to find drugs or whatever, just wondering how difficult it is to actually do so

Is there peninsular independence movements?

Well. It’s illegal but you can still do it there. Imagine danish law being federal law and Christiania law being state law.
There’s tons of Muslims there too thanks to malmö

Even if there was, Jutland has been danish for more than 1300 years

would fun to have Denmark lose half of its territory again

how muslim is malmo

nope

I mean I know it's illegal, I just want to know if it's going to be a pain in the ass to find it

That means little tho If people feel more jutelamd than the Danes who came from
Scalia and are stuck on an island

Where are you from?

it's not at all a pain in the ass, a section of christiania is called "pusher street", complete with booths and everything

just make sure you don't take out your phone or anything like that, they're very strict on cameras in pusher street

after you've bought your stuff, i'm pretty sure you can go smoke it wherever you like in christiania. i was there with some friends a couple of years ago, so it could have changed, but i'm not sure.

southern region of jutland

50% immigrants, but I don’t know the Muslim percentage.
I don’t know. Here, I just go to the “ghetto” and go up to the brown dude with the Adidas clothing and mini Adidas bag and ask how much.

>just make sure you don't take out your phone or anything like that, they're very strict on cameras in pusher street
I know they don't like pictures but that's good to know since otherwise I'd have my phone out for low attention span purposes
>after you've bought your stuff, i'm pretty sure you can go smoke it wherever you like in christiania. i was there with some friends a couple of years ago, so it could have changed, but i'm not sure.
Probably would smoke a little there and bring some back to where I'm staying for later use and hope a cop doesn't notice

Do you identify with the copenhagen island?

>otherwise I'd have my phone out for low attention span purposes
yup, one of the booth dudes told us to "make the ham leave" because our friend was on her phone

i'm not an expert on copenhagen cops' attitude towards weed since i don't smoke, but i think you'll be fine as long as you do it responsibly in private

Is it illegal to smoke indoors in Denmark?

>but i think you'll be fine as long as you do it responsibly in private
Yeah at worse I'd just find an empty alley nearby. Not going to leave the room reeking of weed and getting fined. Also "make the ham leave"?

just do like the anglos - call this a unique regional accent

>make the ham leave

She was probably fat.

majority of my family lives in copenhagen, but i've always felt like i don't really belong anywhere. i guess i identify with whatever group i'm hanging out with at the time

in general, yes, unless you have permission from the owner of whatever place you're in. a general rule of thumb is to just go outside if you wanna smoke

she was actually on the verge of being anorexic, but "ham" is "skinke" in danish, which is odd derogatory slang for a woman (afaik)

>the biggest city isn't on the biggest continent-connected landmass
how did this happen

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water n shit

I live in the southern part of the peninsula.

>the biggest city isn't on the biggest continent-connected landmass
>how did this happen
NYC is on three islands and a penninsula. Ports and shit. Contrary to popular belief Manhattan is not the most populous borough in NYC.

shit sorry, i completely overlooked the "illegal" part

no, it's not *illegal* to smoke indoors, but it will get you kicked out of 99% of places

It's rather amazing just how much clay Denmark has lost to Sweden and Germany over the last few centuries.

In fact, it's hard to think of a country more pathetic than Denmark.

Yeah it's the same here, I wouldn't ever smoke indoors unless it was somewhere where it's expected anyway

The island the capital is on was a vital chokepoint, which was used to tax ships sailing into the baltic sea.

Danes only lost jutes and scanes tho

>friendship betrayed by canada

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Schleswig is a pretty major loss all things considered, and Scania even more so. Granted they obviously were never as relevant as Zealand, it's still a very large percentage of their total clay and a pretty big chunk of their population.

>only

leave denmark alone

>swede goes on anti-denmark rant in the middle of the night

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Do danes want to take Scania back?
Or do they not anymore because it’s full of sandniggers

Danish from Århus is actually the closest to rigsdansk.

Yes

I'm going to be travelling through Denmark by motorbike this summer. Where should I visit?

Not Denmark.

Blast through into Sweden and Norway. Gotcha

how much time do you have? Parts of jutland are nice, but if you have limited time I would just go straight through sweden and norway desu

6 days in total. 2 days to get through France, Belgium, Holland and Germany there and back and then the other 4 for actual exploring

We thought about getting the ferry from Frederikshavn to Oslo and then back down via Stockholm and Copenhagen but not sure on timings desu.

drive through the Djursland area on the way to Frederikshavn, I would imagine it's the best place in denmark to motorbike, I ride my bike there often just because it's really pleasant (lots of hills, highland so you can always see the ocean, cozy old villages etc) make a stop at Ebeltoft if you can

Nice, cheers mate. Adding it to the list

This would have been hotter if it were a girl.

Peninsula. The other parts of it is boring and shitty

I'm from bornholm

i did not know that denmark is an island

I am Greek

what happened here?

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loyalty

This, we slaughtered the Swedish menace and still proudly keep the stone the faggot commander bled out on in our street. Pic related.

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yes
they sell more then just brown there

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>Malmö
>inhabited by Danes

I grew up on the island.
Besides revolting from Sweden and getting back to Denmark a long time ago, fuck all happens there.
Now it is just filled with retired people, drunk/high young people and migrants.
Would not recommend.

you circled århus, but you didn't name the area

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It's a nice place, mostly homely people in the really rural areas (in my experience, don't visit my extended family often), and the towns are like small towns on the island complex.
luckily most of the current generation has no real accent (it being good, because danish dialects are horrid, some of the older people in rural areas might aswell not speak danish)
yea, recommend bringing a friend that's been there before though
that's not a question, that's a statement, user
like most modern countries, we are not militaristic, so no
man kan da sagtens finde riglig af sjov på sjælland, mere end vi kan i sydjylland?
hvor er du fra, og er det normalt at lave sjov med andre dele af Danmark? selv opvokset i soenderjylland og har aldrig oplevet det

Bor i Midvestjylland. Det er ret normalt at lave jokes om kobenhavnere og fynboere.

Bornholm er mere Dansk end Sjælland da det ikke er fyldt med perkere og negere.