Well Jow Forums?

Sure

ummm sweaty Al-Russiya has more muslims than Germany

Never. the money isn't worth it.

put an argie flag on the puppy and i'll even jump on it and give half the money to charity

that is true but our muslims don't go to Jow Forums unlike turks in germany

Refuse because I'd rather not live in an art gallery in California and I don't even like fortmeme

lol. no way dude.

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No

>18 billion dollars will have an impact on the world economy

Yes

Redpill me on battle royales. Are they really that good or just another normie fad?

you are missing the key point
>coming out of nowhere
it would be like zimbabwe printing money

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I've honestly never played it. It looks pretty bad. If The only purely multiplayer shooters I've gotten into were old-school TF2 and the early stages of Overwatch (both are pretty unplayable now, though).

As long as you dont immediately invest it in the public market it shouldn't have a big impact

yes
1. close eyes and cover ears
2. think about stepping on rats and cockroaches
3. use money to pay for PTSD therapy and help animal shelters

>having time for online videogames

Well if I came upon 18 billion dollars out of nowhere I'd spent it all on drugs and kill myself by crashing a plane blackout drunk so I don't think it would affect the public market

18 billion dollars will fuck economy if you'll start some play on stock exchange or will buy rice for whole India or something like this. If you'll put it on bank account and will use some for daily needs it will affect nothing. Maybe if tax inspectors will ask you where did you get that amount, and they find that its reward for killing puppy, I'm ready to be punished for cruelty to animals for 18 blns, I don't think its really hard in Russia, probably just small fine.

The fed prints 6x that amount every month

>via 9gag

you must be +18 to be on this website

18 billion fucking dollars? I'd eat a puppy alive for one million

I can't believe there are people retarded enough to even give this a second thought

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Yeah why not, it's just a dog

banks literally create 10 times they lend or get

i'd dance samba on top of the little shit for 1000 bucks

Are they replacing old and shitty bills or actually creating new currency out of thin air?
>Maybe if tax inspectors will ask you where did you get that amount
Assuming it's cash you could maybe bury it or something, no way I'm putting all that shit in the bank for the government to see

this, op's predicament is not challenging enough, what about never getting laid for that money, and no faping, or cutting your pichula

Hell yeah. Lovey dovey cute shit like this is actually my favourite to stomp. I'm a maniac

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the best battle royale of all times was already closed, you missed it buddy

18 million??? Wtf I would eviscerate this whole fucking dogs family

I'd stomp a baby even for 500k

No. I don't know what to do with that much money.

not cool man

I could rescue millions of puppies and children in poverty with that.
I'd stomp the shit out of that supply and my suffering would be nothing compared to the good I could do.

*puppy

that makes sense actually. you might kill as a vengeance for example. or kill someone who you believe is evil.

wena nido

Sorry but me securing an immediate NEET life is the most important thing.

Yes. With that 18 Billion dollars I can give a sizable donation to animal shelters/rescuers which would help save far more puppy lives than refusing to kill just this one.

I never played Fortnite to begin with. And I can flip this for millions, use cash made to invest in obscure but secure cryptos, businesses with there forte of security cause of designated mass shooters. And buy a home in Lawrence, Kansas

Honestly 5000 would be my number.

5000 puppies?

yes

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5k to kill that puppy. Eh, maybe 10.

>Honestly 5000 would be my number.
5000 puppies? The logistics behind that would be crazy.

Fortnite is a misspelled fortnight which means two weeks.

>And buy a home in Manhattan, Kansas
fyp

Awww fuck yeah.

yes

Fortnite is fucking trash so im ok with this

based, dogs are disgusting animals reserved for weak wh*Toids who can't defend themselves

Yes, I would do this.
I would do it for sure for 10000$ even.
For less than that I would feel shitty about the method of execution and could pussy out at the lower price, but 3000$ is still "would rather do than not".

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Nah

Nah

why yes, my moral is for sale, like pretty much everything that exists in this world

agreed, I would even say something sub 1k would be a generous amount of money for it. 18 billion is "in a heartbeat" territory for sure.
we eat literal thousands of pigs, cows and chickens every day, do you really think I give a shit about one doggo?

Absolutely.

Never liked Fortnite, I enjoy battle royale games in general but Fortnites building mechanics make it really unfun. It just become a game of "Oh shit I'm being shot, spam walls".

lol fml it's gonna be hard but i guess i'll pass up on playing fortnite with the bros

probably
there's so much good stuff I could do with the money that the sacrifice of one puppy is justified
it doesn't even say that I need to kill it, I could use some of the money to get medical treatment for the dog afterwards

Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah

I'd do almost anything for large sums of money/expensive assets.

Easily I don't even know that game

Yes

I would ductape the little shit to the bottom of my shoe and run onba treadmill for 18 billion.

Ive never play fornite, but im also not fond of houses without proper security/potential entryways

Nigger are you serious?
I'd stomp that turd for $1800

>
>>having time for online videogames
>Wastes time shitposting about online video games

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I would do it for a million so I could live in Canada for five years and get citizenship

Yes, it's not a good breed anyway, looks like a rat-dog in the making.

Depends user. If I choose not to step on the puppy, do I get to keep it?

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Ugly house and almost certainly in goblinoland, but I already don't play Fortnite and if I got paid to live there then I could presumably knock it down and build something decent.

Yes

No one has 18 billion dollars. Stocks are meme

Don't know what fortnite is so why not. On the other hand is this secure enough?

What if some rabid pitbull attacks you or your family? I like dogs and animals as much as the next guy but it's disturbing how you people put them on a pedestal to the point of valuing them higher than humans.

Do you hate doggos or what? I saw you posted that last month

u faggots rape toddlers

no. not because i like dogs but because fuck you asshole you're not my mum, you don't tell me what to do

fort.. what? no. i don't like the interior design

Might as well take the money away from the creep that drags puppies around telling people to step on them.
He'd just give it to some edgelord kid or droopy pants if I don't.

Yeah

I don't even know that Fortnite is so yeah