/brit/ the avalanches edition

been a virgin freak
been a normie
been an arrogant student
been a wagie
been a NEET
ive seen it all

haha just filmed the lads
this is a riot

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lmao naw nigga literally half saxon
plus
1/4 russian
plus
1/4 french

literally getting turn on a tuesday my nig

lmao

t. bc nigga stay mad my goof, star real tho my nigga tho nigga

youtu.be/QNsCxa4BZB8

t. petrol sniffer abo

would to ride a motocycle on a road like this and absolutely gun it full throttle

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le lutin...

just a humble toilsman

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HEY LOOK AT MY FUCKING WEBM

*takes one step off the road*
*gets bit by spider*
*dies*

MAMI

rate the humble abode

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You wake up on Norfolk Island, God's own country

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looks like a place where niggers get lynched for going too far south

Would absolutely love watching the change in an oncoming yank motorcyclist as he realises I'm moving the road train to hit him

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9bJ9nJOW_Vg
Lads

the gf

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norfolk island is peng af i wish canada had territories like that

can't find many roads like that here, even up north
mebbe in scotland
don't expect anything at the end of it though haha
just kidding
scotland is the best bit of britain, i'm guessing, never been there 2bh

You wake up across from wildwoods grocery, God's own country

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>he hasn't heard of the australian empire

umm sweetie??

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looks chill as fuck
would happily spend hours gabbing away at the lad on the till

this is why we need CANZUK
we'd have dominion over both poles

gobbing*

>global warming makes australia uninhabitable
>they move to antarctica
IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY DIDN'T WE MAKE A BIGGER CLAIM?!

no we don't fuck off

its not like half the USA doesn't look exactly like this

any plans to escape the rock mine? or u planning on living that sweet wageslave life until the day you die :^)

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nz would benefit the most from canzuk haha
be quiet

business idea: invade antarctica

go to bed little one

>2100
>screen's not orange

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>yfw new zealand has a vast colonial dominion and basically rules the south seas

what the FUCK lads

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nigaa,,,

are you taking the piss?

would like to start my own business but have no business ideas

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tell me, how do you feel about... New South Wales local government law?

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Imagine a whole island full of burgers and fries and brownies and math graduates

I've unironically been to Tokelau and the Cook Islands for research
was very pleasant, the natives there even made me a hallucinogenic drink by having virgin boys of the village chew up a root and spit it out in a shell

this has to be because the UK claimed all these irrelevant shitholes in the 1800s and gave them to aus/nz when they fucked off because it was too much of a headache to deal with right?

yeah but the novelty of australia makes it so much better

Brits are sissy cuckolds tbqh

had a yank come over for his work
spiked him and made him think he was in the pacific haha

business idea: sell turtles body

Since I left you

you wake up in the northern territory, god's own country

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oi
behave

corr look at this absolute unit

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what happens if you run out of fuel

is that a toadstool? wtf?!

rather not have 3rd world tier immigrants from canada and the UK invading the great nation of Australia

>130 mph limit
don't think my car can even hit that desu

they kept the useful territories like diego garcia and hong kong and singapore

I dunno mate, maybe the car stops running?
Fucking moron.

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are those mushrooms? apparently asians just eat whatever they can get their hands on and every few years an entire family dies because they were foraging in the woods and made deathcap soup lmao

baka.com.au/national/deadly-mushroom-meal-was-made-in-a-restaurant-kitchen-20120105-1pn3g.html

mph limit
>don't think my car can even hit that desu

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>fucking moron

FOY

love the big commie 5y plan roads they have here
massive superhighways with no one using them except the occasional dude herding his cows

always see people bringing out their supercars and motorbikes to just gun it down

beyond the thunderdome is criminally underrated

I really appreciate vietlad and his exotic posting
no joke

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been saying this for years
glad to see it's not just me

fuck i wanna buy a sports bike in 'nam and donate my organs to some needy gook after i eviscerate myself going 200kph
what a way to go

I've had the most success (in my fantasy) thinking of unethical but legal Business ideas

youtube.com/watch?v=BjoTlSlTk_U

Please observe a minute's silence for the fallen as we commemorate this ANZAC day

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Thank you

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New Zealand is also its own continent

they told me what it was in Vietnamese, translates to "mango mushroom" but idk what that is since its not a scientific name
its just yuge as fuck, neighbour is going to cook it and give me some to eat

business (and capitalism as a whole) is inherently unethical so there's no need to draw unnecessary distinctions

your abos are way worse than ours dont even front cunt

brother in law came up with the greatest business idea i've ever heard
obviously not wasting it on /brit/
take my word for it

probably the best lyricpost

> business (and capitalism as a whole) is inherently unethical so there's no need to draw unnecessary distinctions

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business idea: tell me your business idea and I'll invest 50%

what are your neighbors like

nah mate but trust me it's a stroke of genius

That boy needs therapy.

as long as it's legal I'd to it tbqh
need lots of money and no boss

elderly Asians
apparently pretty wealthy since they own this big walled compound
my landladies family, I just rent one of the houses owned by the family

need investors

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Believe it or not they get a bit of use, especially from road trains, trucks hauling huge articulated loads
A lot of the accidents happen because tourists in their 4wds forget that they're on a major highway where half of the vehicles take 2 kilometres to brake

im in

I like go really fast and make loud noise

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that goy needs therapy

purely antisemitic

was implying some anti-psychiatry/medicine undertones in their through

>tfw just got back from 2 weeks in vietnam but didn't see vietmong

I also learnt how to ride a motorbike which was nice

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listening to a bit of the old singer

is this in Sapa?

he's usually the last thing you see through

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