Show me a single TA predicting this before it happened

So, anyone have a theory on WHY this suddenly happened? Totally screwed up my POWR which was about to pump big.

TA is drawing lines on a chart whilst whispering incantations to a golden calf statuette, praying that ba'al will tell you if your favourite shitcoin is going to marge or bart. the reason it never works is because you aren't praying to the anuran chaos god.

sure

We have been talking about short squeezes for over a week now. Putting aside that this is a manipulated market, we have been testing 6.6k for days with no sign of a breakthrough while shorts continued to load up. As soon as a bounce happened, they started covering and thus the massive move upward.

Guys I'm not a TA fag but when I first started investing all I wanted to learn was TA. I thought if I could get TA down to a science I'd be able to accurately predict the markets and make big money. I learned trend lines,ichimoku, Fibonacci, cypher etc.

I obviously got burned hard because I was trading off TA signals alone and it cost me a lot but I don't regret it. You shouldn't be trading off TA alone but that doesn't mean that TA is useless all together. It's very handy to decide when to buy in and when to sell.

When a cardiologist diagnosis someone with a heart condition they are going to look at multiple things, lab tests, EKG, patient symptoms. Trading is similar in the sense that you should look at a multitude of things. TA is like the EKG of trading.

This and pic related

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was approaching the apex of this smaller wedge and it broke up back up to the larger downward trendline (purple line)

i was expecting the upwards break due to its position in the bigger downtrend

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and picture showing trades

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Here's some TA predicting the next 2-3 days as well.

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BARRTT

All you TA niggers do is draw bigger triangles when shit doesn't go the way your pseudoscience predicted.

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> Totally screwed up my POWR which was about to pump big.
Only shitcoins/scamcoins got impacted by this. Take note.

A P O L O G I Z E

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Falling wedge in the log daily plus a triangle in h4 and shorts at all time high. Easy to predict, fill your shorts now and place stops around 8k8, 9k

I fucking called it when shorts were ATH but still going parabolic yesterday. I had 300000 contracts with an avg entry at 6870. My SL set to buy-in got hit and I made no money from this.

The long-squeeze that occured before the pump was total fucking bullshit. 100% manipulate bull fucking nigger shit. Market maker does not want to let anyone make money but himself.

I grew up Mormon so I'd recognize this painting anywhere, but I'm curios -- do people who have never been Mormon know what this is?

Clearly an upward Marge. Matt Groening is Satoshi.

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Orange lines are trash. You can't just skip the 2nd top touch at your convenience.

You got lucky but you're still shit.

>Orange lines are trash.
I also prefer pink.

>still not a single TA pointing out 8k run just muh down/uptrends
Your lines drawn down or up don't do this, show me a single chart shooting straight to 8k in a matter of minutes. I don't even ask for an hour perfect ta, give me a day perfect one. And not one you made just now but an actual TA posted somewhere before today.

literally 10 minutes before the pump

I don't see anything about 8k there, its just 2 lines drawn through tops and bottoms.

Easy..

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It predicted that bitcoin would go up quite a bit, and it did. pic related
Nobody claims TA knows exactly what numbers btc is gonna hit lmao are you dense

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Present me your long position taken before pump.
Hell even buy order would do, i mean if you're TA god you should of sold at the top and stay out of market before your memelines started to make sense in your twisted mind.

You're just doing TA on the wrong chart

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I'm not a TA god in fact that was literally my first ever bit of TA. I was bored so went to the charts see if I could find a meme pattern and that was the best I could find. I don't play the market I just hold my alts :) Let me give one more prediction of my first ever TA, after reading this stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:chart_patterns:falling_wedge_reversal
I can say we are now beginning an uptrend short-mid term. Now is a good time to buy as the breakout has been confirmed after settling above the previous wedge high!
>Bullish confirmation of the pattern does not come until the resistance line is broken in convincing fashion. It is sometimes prudent to wait for a break above the previous reaction high for further confirmation. Once resistance is broken, there can sometimes be a correction to test the newfound support level.
this is exactly what we are seeing right now

Anyway this is just me having fun!

>I'd be able to accurately predict the markets
pic related

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This x1000

>I'm not a TA god in fact that was literally my first ever bit of TA.
>I don't play the market I just hold my alts
Opinion discarded. Next.

Marius

No joke

And King Pajeet

No joke

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look at almost every alt, they have the same falling wedge chart with breakout, slightly earlier in time than BTC. the alt run of the last few days will give many examples

Laith predicted it in Jow Forumscord yesterday. Some meme lines on BTCUSDSHORTS graph

>Discord link GxZcFxY

Teeka said april 2.
Marius said "UH it will probably go up i don't know don't take it as financial advice", none of them did any TA.

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Because every alt trails btc unless it gets pumped, you fucking autist.

I have one that predicted it would go to 8k but I'm not sharing it.

That's the thing, if someone has something that makes money for them, what incentive do they have to share it with some random pleb on Jow Forums who would probably call them a faggot in the next thread anyways?

Teeka said "as early as april 2" don't be disingenuous.

thats not even week accurate my man in fact it will probably just go back down again now when whale decides to finish yet another bart drawing

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All markets rely on human emotion. Crypto is just human dumbassery on roids

Check out user mc_peewee on tradingview. He predicted it perfectly and it is just the beginning (even short term) if he is right about other things.

>Show me a single TA predicting this
daily reminder

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nobody is claiming it is science so it is not pseudo-science, it is a single tool out of many, obviously FA> TA

Bots show human behaviour and will act predictably most of the time

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Missed by a few days

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This guy called it hours before it happened. It's also what I've been saying for the past week. Shorts have been going up parabolically while we've remained flat (no more sellers).
tradingview.com/chart/BTCUSD/3ttcLytn-The-Legendary-Bitcoin-Shorting-Squeeze/

I don't think you understand what a short is

Peter L Brandt got it right a week ago

There was a normie on facebook talking about shorting. If this is no long signal for you then kys

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I made at least one of those posts. It was a fairly logical assumption after people brought to my attention that shorts were at an all time high. Couple that with low volume and when it happens it squirts out like a volcano.

It's not something I'd try and trade, though.