>America's most prolific rapist-serial killer was an Australian all along
Thoughts lads?
East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker has been identified via an Australian DNA database. He was an Australiant migrant to America - explaining why he took great care to hide his voice by speaking through gritted teeth at all times - who was fired from the police force after shop lifting.
Australians really are human garbage.
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>all blacks, le country
>penal colony
Great idea Brits, great fucking idea. Should have hanged them and settled it with decent human beings.
They took the banter too far this time.
>When she doesn't laugh at your jokes
the absolute peak of australian banter, how will america ever recover?
>a town meeting was held in response to the rapes/murders committed by the Original Night Stalker. At the meeting, a man spoke up claiming he wouldn't stand idly by while someone raped his wife. Not long after, the man and his wife became the next victims of the ONS. Taking this into account, it is very possible the ONS was present at the meeting.
This story was confirmed by the victims daughter.
I'm sorry lads, but that is the best bit of banter I've ever seen. How did we not know this cunt was an Australian earlier?
-remarked Pekka as he slouched back into his chair which has been specially built in Japan to support the weight of a grizzly bear during circus performances.
Satisfied with his harsh takedown of yet another op, he hardly had enough time to break out another hot pocket before his mother began berating him again to leave her basement, get a job, and let her and his father live fully retired. Luckily, his parents were now bitter senior citizens and could not defend against his mighty 40 year old fist which had been strengthened from 30 years of hardcore MLP pornography.
Tired from yet another beating of his weak, frail parents, and the stress of having to walk up a flight of stairs, he decided to engage in his natural act of release and take a quick 16 hour power nap.
He loaded up imagefap and began looking for his favorite hardcore BBC cuck scat porn folder, but in his stupor, knocked over the frame of a picture of a girl whom he had thought forgotten.
Tears welled up in Pekka's eyes as he came in 20 seconds to the thoughts of how she rejected a prime atheist neet such as himself for a man with conservative values, a 9-5 self employed wagecuck slave job, and body oder that isn't kept in check through vigorous dermatology.
Gary went to sleep in his lightning McQueen pajamas on his piles of clothes that have never been washed and dreamed about what could have been.
A wife
2 kids
A penis that peeked out through his bloated fingers
The last thing Pekka thought about before hibernating was how at least he had saved the chans from the horrors of another faggot OP, not knowing that his thread was quickly filling up with replies...
Murder passes for banter on Jow Forums. No wonder this place is going down the toilet
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t. son of the rapist in question
He wasn't aussie, he was murrican former cop that got fired for shoplifting dog repellant and a hammer.
Guy who discovered the warrior gene carried it himself.
Need to be abused or black for it to activate.
Half of Finns and 1/3 of Brits have it so odds of having it aren't exactly stacked against you unless you're French or something.
how many of those subhumans do you think inhabit the country right now? most of them are slavshit, wog and asian immigrants
nah, the overwhelming majority are descendants of british immigrants iirc. not prisoners, just normal immigrants.
As a guy with interest in unresolved mysteries and true crime, this is very exciting. You'd think someone so prolific as this guy would lay low and be incredibly paranoid about his acts and past. This is an historic day given that the EAR/ONS is probably the most infamous criminal case after the Zodiac.
I was specifically talking about prisoners. A lot (if not the majority) of british descendants in Australia came later than the initial penal colony.
23% of the original Australian settlers had criminal backgrounds, its an anecdote popularized by the media
based if true. Who was he
>got caught shoplifting dog repellent
that explains why many dogs did not bark at him and why the police dogs had trouble detecting the scent
>23%
That's a bit too much over 0%.
I can understand though that as an African you feel an affinity towards these people and want to defend them.
why the racism?
Scots and Irish were shipped to the colonies for trivial crimes. The Highland clearances in Scotland and hate of Catholicism in Ireland around 1750
thanks for info
Oh I know this game, as a Chinaman I can see your affinity towards attacking Australians
>America's most prolific rapist-serial killer
The "most prolific" serial killers are ted bundy and john wayne gacy.
Wow
He got away with it because he was LE. the end. nobody is that lucky. He even looks like the stupid squashy faced sketch, lived right there, married to a bonnie, cop, construction, couldn't be any more obvious. fucking worthless, all of the people who supposedly tried to catch this guy
20-25% of Australians have convict ancestry and the English have consistently been our biggest source of migrants up till about two years ago, where they dropped down to #2.
we're actually very ethnically homogenous here
just a joke boys
Agreed.