/brit/

I won't give you a (You) but I will tell you to fuck off

The Janny Man Can

doing 10 squats and 30 sec plank every 6 mins

can see myself committing the ol 'cide in a few years. doesn't really bother me anymore though, it's weirdly comforting

still wouldn't have been the official /brit/ because let's face it that prick is pondscum

How could you tell?

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cursed room

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i'm like post-suicide I have no interest in killing myself anymore even though I still hate myself and hate my life

anime

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I’m an eighties baby
I’m not slim but I can be shady

always a friend in australia. i'll drink with you in valhalla, brother.

*throws the canadian /brit/ thread in the bin*

GET YOUR SHIT STARS GET YOUR SHIT
STARS GET YOUR SHIT STARS OFF OUR FLAG

The next poster is a nonce, don't trust him.

got a 6th sense for britposters
VERY rarely wrong
(also the whole juxtaposition of appearance and grammar)

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this entire post smells of underage redditor

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back from toil

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was bait to net a (you) from a gullible cunt like you

what is the point in a cooldown on r*porting posts when there's so many deserving of it

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yes anime

youtu.be/fBkQJ3OgZqs
1:14

no you're not
be quiet

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peng album
youtube.com/watch?v=xOld-kvQYm0

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imagine not watching anime

missing out

I shag all the peng qts at uni that watch the 'nime

no it wasn't

don't trust the next person. he has autism.

Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid=222007&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=1&asc=20131003132420&meid=142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87&pid=100005&rk=4&rkt=6&sd=272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time

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am i chad?

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the ability to hide from the real world in the internet is the greatest threat facing contemporary civilisation

all me cunt

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suffering from a condition known as loneliness

wähëy

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>teehee im bent btw :v

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just got banned from greggs for eating with a knife and fork

is alicante lad still around?

Really gets the synapses synapsing

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me in the middle

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No, this is Chad

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just got asked to leave greggs for calling them out on what goes behind the counter

Really want to know how they calculate this harm to others shite

postie drove right past my house he better come back around

tfw have no friends and have mild interest in anime so back in like 2011 I went to one anime society meeting at uni. The people there were unironically the worst and kept trying to be faux japanese and just scream random words like mizu mizu. The confidence boost I got from not being like any of them sustained my mental health for months

stomachs goin nuts
jalapenos was a mistake

Yeah, I said it's all right
I won't forget
All the times I waited patiently for you
I think you'll do (just what) you choose to do
And I will be alone again tonight my dear
Yeah, I heard a funny thing
Somebody said to me
You know that I could be in love, with almost everyone
I think that people are the greatest fun
And I will be alone again tonight, my dear

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Danish submarine inventor and kink fetishist given live sentence for murdering and fucking the corpse of a journalist.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-43894495

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rorkes fucking love Inception and Interstellar soundtracks and putting them in their YouTube propaganda videos

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youtube.com/watch?v=nu0R96OZy6w

listening to a bit of the old singing man

friendly reminder not 1 irish flag will face me in person cos they know what us faas raa lads are all about and they're scared stiff of real deals like my self lol not only am i in better shape and stronger than you dublin runtoids im better dressed and undeniably wealthier.. man up you shames

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did the man post the caterpillar

Kinda want tats like this.

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they're not on our flag you fucking brainlet maggot they have shrunk our flag added a load of superfluous blue and stuck their shit on that

why doesnt the aus/indian trip hop loving cuck ever post about his own country

wow what a fucking horrible thread

not a patch on liams caterpillar gimmick im sorry to say

mainlanders are subhuman

paki on steroids

*screams into your ear*

doing a read

jacobitemag.com/2018/04/24/uncanny-vulvas/

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oh fuck off dave, wind your neck in

Everybody in the northern hemisphere is a subhuman

>go on second date with girl
>don't feel chemistry so I don't message after
>she rings me two days later and invites me to dinner
>very tentative but say yes to give it a chance
>eat pizza and watch TV for an hour
>offer to pay
>"You can pay next time user!"
>get up to her room
>start thinking about how awkward it'll be telling her it won't work out
>she asks me to eat her out
>tell her sorry I don't do that
>she gets very caught up about it and says that it can't work out unless I eat pussy
>quietly excited, burden is gone
>she walks me to the door and we say goodbye

What a turn of events

skitzo in the haus watch your mouf

me on the left

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kanye is unironically quite based

bonjour negro

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

palestinian actually never took steroids in my life you estrogen fueled cunt how does it feel knowing i could get you in a headlock n theres nothing you could do to defend yourself

me in the front row

white hands typed this post

post cats

anyone who doesnt sit on the left is a poof