/brit/

Business idea: purchase a kilo of alprazolam powder for $10K from soulless chinks, purchase a tablet press from some other random soulless chinks for $10K, then press 500,000 tablets of counterfeit XANAX and sell them for $1 each on the dark web for a profit of $500K

Wish I had the bollocks to become a hardened criminal, but alas, I am nothing more than the pond scum of society, a NEET.

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about to massage my wikky

wikky-wikky-wikky

>She got pissed off and now I have to have a meeting with the boss.
for what?

dont want to get done for fraud and be brought down like rangers football club

because i wanted to go to america not africa

i meant willy

>jacobitemag.com/2018/04/24/uncanny-vulvas/
interesting

willy-willy-willy

She probably went and told the boss I was doing something to annoy her. She's a basket case, one of those proper attention starved women.

toilbergs unironcially drinking famous old grouse from he bottle in his office

hope his wifes cheated on him or something the miserable cunt

Dealing drugs is easy as fuck mate.

rate my lunch lads

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So you went to New York expecting to be around white people?
Are you an idiot?

pissing down again

Nice changing the argument retard

just brightened up here

peng

twitter.com/TelegraphNews/status/989120906470547457
hear, hear

“Neofascism will be the ultimate expression of libertarian social liberalism, of the unit which starts in May 68. Its specificity holds in this formula: All is allowed, but nothing is possible."

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How do you make a line if you got no mates and connections?

This is mine
Ale and a micro curry

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reminder that your soul mate is somewhere out there being blacked by her non soul mate because you weren’t where you were supposed to be in life to meet her because you’re a miserable failure

oh plenty of people deal drugs these days
lots of guys I went to school with

Very norf.
Had Pineapple, some nuts and a few bits of milka.

blast from the past tea

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listening to the man hum on stage

how much benes are you on

So you are an idiot. Got it.

>soul mate
lol, no
stupid yank concept
FOY

Penalties for that would be insane since they changed xanax (alprazolam) from schedule 4 to schedule 8 last year, but even before that change I couldn't handle 5+ years in prison around actual hardened criminals for a victimless crime.

health.nsw.gov.au/pharmaceutical/Pages/alprazolam-upscheduling.aspx

want to punch a hole in your ribcage with a nutcracker

nice, gonna have two samosas with tamarind chutney myself

this is who calls you tarquin

Look like a drug dealer and people sometimes come up to you outside clubs and at festivals, you can also advertise on private snapchat and other social media but it’s riskier.

Rate this photo I took from the bogs at the top of the shard lads

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Pretty sure this pic was taken on the campus of the school I went to.

I have money, I posted the clothing I just bought last thread

Is that a space heater on the left there.

grimmer than 'msby
bit sideways aswell

*hides behind a civilian*

Fly to magaluf for the summer and sell knock off cocaine to the paraletyic Brits unironically

recommend you talk to your local priest about confirmation and go to confession
god bless x

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utterly fucking grim but i love it

you gonna get yourself one of those racks of sunglasses

wtf happened she used to be so cute

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business idea: borrow 2 dogs breed them and keep the change

virgin freak

ah yes, the famous british cuisine

ah yes, cotdown

what are you actually selling them?

earthy squares

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW MATE

where u gonna find a non-neutered dog in the UK mate

the man is now singing but its mostly one word against porn guitars

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stick it to him

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Lads

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kotdown

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It’s mainly paracetamol

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had a pork pie myself.

pond scum, that's dangerous, at least use something that wont harm them.

fuck knows didnt think into it really just an idea init haha

Retard it’s not worth the money to get potentially stuck in a foreign prison

How much do you make?

the 'rents dog isn't neutered

Put in prison for selling something that contains no actual cocaine? Hmm

does it go around humping things a lot

anime

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What do I pooost
What do I poost
What do I post, what do I post
What do I, post. ~~~~~~~

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Utterly rancid

anime

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the scran

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the future gf

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remember when i was 11 my mate heard people were sniffing pills and assumed they were snorting actual whole pills, rammed a paracetamol up his nose and it got lodged in his sinus he cried like a bitch until it started dissolving and white snot dribbled out.. what a lad

vile wench
odious little harlot

dismal

shit stabbing bender

>undercooked toast(bread)
>undercooked hash browns
>undercooked beans
>undercooked bacon
>cremated sausages

what the fuck mate

any bacon and eggs man in

puttering at this

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no not really. the only problems are that sometimes he tries to shag the towel when you go to dry him off and if there's a bitch in heat in the area and he's off the lead he has a tendency to run away to find the bitch

more of a Cat in the Hat man myself

fat cow about to swim to the other island lel wtf

daphne wants her picture taken

*gets peckish*
*sees an island across the ocean*
*somehow assumes a different island must have an abundance of food*
*encourages an entire team to build a shit raft and paddle out into the open ocean*
*nearly kills a fat slag*
*comes back home*
*gets lost in the jungle*
*makes a joke about wine*

being ignored by no less than 5 women