What happens here?

I can find my phone which has some photos on it if you're interested.
Drunk NZ English

Maori?

Would be neat

Sounds like some african tier village names

Yeah hold up.
Don't expect much though.
I don't much photos.

>A worrying amount of rugby training.
Better that than playing cricket.

Climbed up a hill that had an abandoned mine.

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ooo i have some
they're all taken on a shitty ipad though
this one was taken near fox glacier i think, looked way nicer in person because of waterfalls

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My old window view.

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LOTR landscape

Another window view from an old house.

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I hope you have more because I have nothing.
You don't take photos of everyday scenery.

no worries, i have plenty

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nice

>What happens here?
There is your answer buddy.
Nothing but good ol' nature.

Send your tourist bucks over here.

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sounds like a typical polynesian language

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beauty

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NZ doesnt have any dangerous animals right?

We can pronounce Maori words, but don't ask us what they mean.
We only know whats filtered through to our English.
Nah nothing.

thicc wetas are the worst we get t b h
last one now cos i gotta go to bed (it's 2:00 am here).
taken at a campsite or something

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So I hope that has answered your questions.

It must feel so comfy geopolitically to be a Kiwi.

You will never be nuked, invaded or attacked. You will just chill out and do your thing.

I envy you...

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>I envy you...
And I envy you.
You travel to mainland Europe cheap.
You have cities that have more people than my country has double times over.
In this time of peace this out of the way country just seems so boring...

I guess I've been confronted with so much choice my whole life it's made me a coward. I'd love to be in a small comfy nowhere town and nest.

I live in small town NZ myself, so I can dispel any comfy notions you have about this place.
Ask away, I'm full of beer and got nothing to do.