/brit/

i just walk around with my head down

>make sure your dick is pointing in the right direction

edging
when you feel like you're about to spaff, stop yourself and wait, rinse and repeat as much as you can
also when you go to piss hold it in for as long as possible before you let the stream flow

I'd hate to be Jewish
It's the kind of identity you can't escape
British is fine because you can identify with it or outside of it, it's a very flexible identity

one is healthy, of course more is better
this is just in one go though, not several times

which way should my dick point? i only ever wank laying down

once a girl said 'your dad must cum a lot too'
slapped her absolutely silly for that disgusting little comment

Definitely is, the Cartels are much more powerrful and well known now (though I guess it's probably age dependent. You know I think it was probably cocaine that flipped the scales. 70s were Godfather tier mafia glorydays but after the 80s they were gone.

need a flexible gf lads

>it's a very flexible identity
according to non-ethnic "brits"
glad English still has integrity

it should generally be parallel to your torso

They wanna send me to the looney

>sheed saying that he never should've been given equal treatment to rent or seek employment

BIZZARO rorkesheed detected

I don't know how many teaspoons I cum, but I know it's at least a mouthful!

most jews could just change their names and tell people they are arab/white/whatever they look like

*does a massive cum*

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shooting big cums can be annoying because when I pull out and cum it ends up going all over her hair

my dick isnt big enough to flop back onto my body im just under 5inches and it just stays at a 90 degrees

Anglos are mostly super individualistic anyway so there is no real weight round your neck.

yeah I do it all in one go

what about the players on the english football team?

only the homies know the real me

yeah honestly with coke crime became a lot more decentralised in the USA, look up YBI (Young boys Incorporated) if you want to know more

size doesn't matter
try wanking with your dick pointing up though
that's where it's meant to be

oh no no.. you have erectile dysfunction mate

hate when I spaff inside her and then it all falls back on my willy when she gets off me

shit taste, no fun in letting her ride you to completion its all about rammin her doggy til you spaff in her tup

>Aright love, do you like arse?

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have never measured out my spunk with a spoon t b h

A MILLION AUSTRALIAN BOYS DIED IN GALLIPOLI

not English
unfortunately arguably british

towards my face? i dont want to accidentally cum on my face though

hey /brit/, your anus smells like rotten eggs

space.com/40374-uranus-clouds-smell-rotten-eggs.html

teehehehehehihihihih

even though the people who support them are 'racist little englanders'?

jizz comes out translucent for me

Me either. But I must say it's got me curious now.

shootin' blanks bruh

Want to grab girls like that.

hmm
oh right
I don't mean exactly parallel to your body, but that's roughly where it should be aiming
learn to catch

>OI me ol' mucca, remember the 6 gorillion at suvla

>uneducated people can be hypocrites
were you born yesterday mate

my jizz comes out slightly yellow if i don't wank for a while

gonna have a go now ill get back to you, should i sit up or lay down

rememba tha bois 'oo doied in Gabagooli
youtube.com/watch?v=0W_s1DInkL4

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>my jizz comes out slightly yellow if i don't wank for a while

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my jizz comes out in gallons

>elliott rodger, alek, the brit paki
non-whites are kooky

yeah same

Has anyone here had an undescended testicle before? Had operation when I was younger.

Girl i last shagged squealed because I pulled out when I came and the first shot was huge and instead of going on her belly it shot past her face almost in slow motion and hit the headboard

Don't think that is healthy matey

youtu.be/fFYORs4p51c

LOVE to go onto other threads and stir shit between the continentals when they get into a discussion, few nudges here and there and they immediately start going at each other's throats. Makes me feel all perfidious

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nothing kooky about madsen innit

freak

remember in school when a mate admitted in a group chat on msn with both of our gfs in it that his jizz smelt a bit like bleach, I kind of knew what he was on about but pretended to have no idea so he looked like he had a problem haha

jizz comes out as a sentient white blob, have to chase the little bugger around my room and squash it every time

did an omen of a jizz once I stopped using beta blockers
people died

love asking why there are so many non arab flags in /mena/

stop talking about jizz
it's disgusting

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>the average brit is monolingual
>the average eu citizen is bilingual
>the average luxembourger is tetralingual

Why can't Brits learn other languages?

*spaffs on you*

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

got one of these today

no fap is NOT a meme

I apologize for spreading misinformation in the past

*shoots a hot load (2 tablespoons) on your big yank belly*

English is already the best language

why would we, English is the only language worth knowing

don't can't
no need really is there

Stop talking about jizz, start talking about jazz!

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>Why don't islanders learn the language of the continent

im cursed to be thirsty forever

to do what?
communicate with fr*gs and kr*uts?
would rather not

can't believe distribution maintainers not making a swap file by default

just asinine tbqh

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The more irrelevant the country, the more multilingual the population.

come again?

the incel issue will tear the alt right apart

never exposed to it
learning another language i think is pretty healthy though
really makes you think
tho in my experience, french only speak french, italians only speak italian, spanish only speak spanish, slavs all speak english and their native language as do the krauts

you heard me

some continentals can't understand scottish people when they speak or type so i think we should say british people are bilingual
english and scots

Europeans massively overrate their own competence in English, which is usually their second language. It's only the Dutch and the Scandis who speak it well.

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lmao @ u raising ur voice in my general, gl getting (You)'s from me ever again

scots is technically a real language so you're not wrong

Stupid girls I pumped and dumped the other week won’t stop messaging me. I wasn’t even trying, just got myself off and kicked them out

Wish Aussies would just fuck off for a day or two.

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cum is always cream coloured never white

Wish they would fuck off forever tbqh

Here's your theme song, mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=g_ixnVLgVJI&t=63

need advice lads still not sure whether to say fuck it and just go to madrid this weekend

Where do you think the best place to cum on a girl is lads? other than inside vagina.