The following countries are invited:
>France
>Italy
>Germany
>U.K. (you cant bring your muslim buddies, though)
>Australia
>Netherlands (bring weed)
>Japan (act too weird and you get kicked out)
The rest of you pussies aren't invited so don't bother showing up
*shows up*
Inviting myself
>The rest of you pussies aren't invited so don't bother showing up
*shows up*
Shit party, nobody's here, dude.
A party without Scandinavia is a bad party
>Not inviting your number one ally Suadi Arabia
Can't wait to drink watered down piss water in red cups bro
I think we all know the only reason we tolerate those guys...
>Not inviting the swarm of texbook alcoholics that is eastern Europe
hello steve where are the mutt girls at
I mean Belgium is pretty much France + Netherlands + better food so here I am.
Ok you guys can come
Are you Vampires to need invititation?
Hello.
Unaware of the rise of independent quality craft beer sweeping the nation because of hipsters
Thanks, now do you happen to have extra hands? I need them for... Things...
It's part of argie culture to inviting ourselves to parties.... With like 8 friends, and if your party is shit we leave looking for another to invite ourselves too
I wish I was in the catalog browsing other threads
the captchas are too hard
my posting fingers hurt
I should have attached an image
>tfw no gf
Well I kinda do whatever I want to so if I see tits, I have to investigate.
hello where is the burger
Bro, you want a burger? You got a burger.
What do you want on it? Cheese? Bacon? An egg? Another burger? Anything you want in the land of oppurtunity
hello where is the pizza
*jumps your backyard fence and starts drinking your alcohol*
*walks in*
*places a ticking suitcase in the corner*
*walks out*
>Nobody notices it
>They start shooting the guests anyway
They have better beer too.
>It's part of argie culture to inviting ourselves to parties.... With like 8 friends, and if your party is shit we leave looking for another to invite ourselves too
We did that in college.
>After 30 min timer goes off and suitcase automatically pops open revealing a strongly worded yet polite letter detailing the disappointment Canada feels about not being invited, urging us to reflect on how our actions have consequences and hurt feelings are chief among them.
>nobody notices