Everyone speaks of the UK but what's stopping you from living in Malta?

I've been to Malta and it is no joke, had a female co-worker from arab origin that would speak arabic with the locals

>dutch """"""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""

that's probably maltese

Stop fucking lying, we don't understand most of Arabic.

dude, maltese is like mutually intelligible with tunisian arabic

>let me tell you about yourself
They understand us much more than we understand them. I know that you maghrebi fuck want us to be like you, I see it everyday but no, we can't communicate.

But you're the swede living in Malta... I know what I say, and just look at the maltese people they look like arabs

>F'għoxx il-ħanżir missierek.
I'm not the Swede.

>enter it in google translate
>press listen
>it's fucking arabic

Dear nafri, I know you want to be like like the Maltese and I know you use our language as ammunition against us to achieve this but you will never be like us. The end. Issa mur sib toqba w ndifen fiha.

>Let me tell you about your country

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what if i am neither a woman nor a fag?

I know you want to be liked like*

Not really. Maltesers can't understand Tunisians that much but tunisians can understand like 50% of their speech or someshit i think.

If someone thinks that we can communicate like this, they're drunk.

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>literally speaks the language in question

And soon, so will you. And with that logic, I'm also an Englishman.