>Be me, portuguese guy in japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice a japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Domo"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''Moriko Morioka''
>She asks me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 Koreans appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the japanese lady
>I say "How about you stop harassing her?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently Moriko start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had plastic subhuman children, unfortunately japanese men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, portuguese guy in japan
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well done faggot keep doing these
He is not the original creator,it's me.
Kiddo,if you don't want to run a meme through the mud,then stop.This is my pasta so fuck off and make one yourself.
One of my favourite pastas. Also would shag that pic related against the wall
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tf is Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada
>"Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
It's a portugal motto - nationalist
it means, "this is my loved fatherland"
Post Fernando Martinez stories
>tfw poderíamos ter tido glorioso Nacional-Sindicalismo mas os Salazarcornos destruíram isto
>I look at sky and say "TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO
MATA AU HI MADE
DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO
HIMITSU WO SHIRI TAI
Nice
Reminder we have c*mmies in power.
NÃO FOI PARA ISTO QUE FIZEMOS O 25 DE ABRIL
They were too much extreme (literally they were nazis lol), salazar was more like authoritanian, nationalist/fascist
Yet we got a rare moment of Government budget surplus. Really makes you think
>natsynd = nazis
brainlet
I'm talking about the way of acting, not necessarly the douctrine, but they were nazi supporters at least in the wwii
portucut
>mfw I was circuncized
puta que pariu, deves estar a gozar
não limpas a piça ou quê?
fucking shit tier fantasy pasta
>snippedtugal
Enganas-te. Fica até mais fácil limpar
porra quando não tens nada para limpar não é muito difícil
Funnily, I am a swiss guy currently in Portugal.
Your country has very hot chicks yet, like every other country in the EU, you are very poor.
10/10 would come here to fuck again
Elas gostam de mim na mesma
but portugeese are ugly!? where did you go to find butifels? i want to know because i am going on summer vacation to portugal/spain. what's the place to get 10/10 chicks there?
Spain and Portugese girls are hot af, user.
Just go to lissabon, find some party (easy) and get some pussy (moderate).
You can't. He's lying. Unless you found one like OP's pic
it may be that my taste is different, but i find portugese girls hot af
well i have 17/10 face and 11/10 body so i don't think i'll have problems. thanks user!!!! ;)
asian? wtf? i don't like asian. i like european with accent, that's why i am asking.
impressive
>asian? wtf? i don't like asian.
Then stay out. We're all chinks as you can see in OP's pic
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you look like something of a mixture of balt and slav to me. which pretty fucking hawt
god bless portugal
FUCK KOREA
FUCK HOHOLS
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>was gonna say how stupid this pasta is
>remember one of my ancestors was a Portuguese merchant and that's why reddish brown hair runs so strong on my dad's side of the family (and probably why I have a 7-inch cock)
Why did Portos have to travel the whole world? Does the word "port" originate with Portuguese?
I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country
Me btw. Would I pass as a local in Portugal?
all I am seeing is an IBERIAN BVLL
>Koreans
>not kor*Ans
I'm ashamed of you user
too asian
>Does the word "port" originate with Portuguese?
no
Beautiful, god bless.
I love that pic
never
No one asked you, monkey.
that was a stupid question anyway
>Story about Japan
>Post obvious Chinese girl
Hurr durr they rook same
You're a stupid question.
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