Heeey, it's me, we met at a party a year ago, or maybe a little more?

>Heeey, it's me, we met at a party a year ago, or maybe a little more?
>You were really drunk, you probably don't even remember my name, but I don't think I'll ever forget that night!
>Anyway, say hello to your newest family member!

What do

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dna test.

Deny all knowledge and refuse to take a paternity test.

my seed is incapable of generating blue eyes and blonde hair, fuck off roastie

Invite her to my home and start making a sibling.

wise option

This thread is awful.

>I now have a daughter I can give all my love to and devote my life for

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That kid isn't black so it can't be me.

I remember, you swallowed. Good luck with your kiddo!

C U T E

>my attempts do abort the baby by pushing her down the stairs managed to paralyse her but not kill the baby

Impossible, I don't go to parties, I don't drink, and I don't have a benis

Not possible, I'm not white.

>tfw knocked up 3 girls
>tfw dont have to pay shit because NEET autist
>tfw plotting to benis my daughterus when they grow up

>inb4 how did you benis in bagina if youre an autistic NEET
be 6'5 with a 7.75" dick or just be yourself :^)

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fpbp
bitch probably just wants money and will attempt black mail by passing off her baby as your son, if it was your real son she would have come sooner

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Story(ies)?

dont lie

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Same here. I'd like to have a family. I've been mostly adrift since I lost my senpai.

Does being wheelchair-bound make labour harder or easier?

>fucked her so hard her legs haven't recovered in over a year

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Why does this scenario awaken my dick

This. I'm not a normie, a surprise kid would improve my life not ruin it

But the normie goal is to be a tradie with 2 or 3 kids before you're 30.

Nobody would attempt to manipulate me like this because I am a jobless loser with no prospects, HA take that roastie.

impossible

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>me
>being invited to a party

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>baby is white
Not mine dumbass bitch, tryna trick an 100% pure Wakandan brother like dat.

lies, because no one wants to have sex with me anyway

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If the DNA tests come back as mine then I'll take care of her and the baby. Not a fucking dime until it's confirmed. If she takes me to court I use my dual passport and GTFO.

I'm not white. But my blood is so weak that if I fertilize a white woman, a white child will be born. :(

I'll take responsibility for my actions by making another so the baby won't be lonely

>Hey little dude
>*Checks phone*
>Damn I have to call back I might get this job. Be back in 5 minutes!
>*Runs to my car to flee*