/brit/

lets be fair, I smashed the last thread

that last thread was about me and just me

i fuckin enjoyed that one.

i'm putting together a team

>"you don't need to solve the captcha to post"
>click post
>"you failed to mistype the captcha"

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Incel will be a slur word 5 years from now, mark my words. Virgin men will secure themselves a place on the gravy train of victimhood run by the Left.

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you should reorient your goals

jesus christ is /brit/ full of braindead women all of a sudden?
look at that last thread
utter gossip and bitching
was expecting a nice evening with the lads like the last few nights
some are even feeding the fucking tripfag's ego like this is a fan club
genuinely disgusting

get paid the same as i did in my 9-5 desk job. and the hardest part of my job is the 10 minute commute

you just confirmed that you're a troll playing a character with this post

how can you even be a virgin past 20?

I mean, I'm ugly and short, but I've still had sex a few times
what on earth are you doing

If you need drugs to talk to women you are a loser, you fucking loser.

cant take that away from you to be fair, did give me a good chuckle how you had about 6 different mongs on the end of your rod for almost an hour

tatiana

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based

virgin freaks cant handle the facts

stop replying to it

by not leaving your room due to severe and crippling depression and social anxiety

Lost my virginity at 17 on a dirty mattress.

Found my sister's iPhone lying around and rubbed my balls all over the screen.

How's everyone else's evening going?

wypipo be like we not evil lmao

incel will be the retard of the 20s

• A 42-year-old man from Stockbridge Village: arrested on suspicion of possession of a Class A drug (cocaine), issued with a caution

noticed a current trend in ugly girls doing weird shit with their tongue/mouth to cloak their lack of aesthetic not a fan

psychological castration dating form infancy, in most cases I guess.

not a virgin but haven't had sex in so long that i might as well be

lol

>depression
fix it then
>anxiety
just drink a couple of pints

had lost my virginity beforehand but i also shagged a bird on a dirty mattress at 17 (discarded on someone's front garden)

Why do normies post on Jow Forums? Dont they know they arent welcome

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have daily hallucinations due to LSD abuse

why did Jow Forums cut off for 5 hours?

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fuck off mong, normies are the backbone of /brit/

I'm 25. I legit never talk to women, ever. I cannot remember a conversation with a non-relative female since I was in primary school.

by being an utter freak who can barely hold down a job at a local chippy let alone a call centre

just don't care. i walked away from at least 2 girls who wanted to kiss me. too much effort desu

such is the schizoid life

lol the truth stings ini

>ugly girls

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haven't shagged a non prossie in 3 years

clean your rooms

stormweenies on Jow Forums are seething over kanye west

>get horny
>go on grindr
>it's fucking grim and you have to pay to actually be able to use it
>get self conscious about looks and scared of STDs
>delete it

>horny again

Reckon the think literally facilitates the spread of HIV in local populations and areas. Should be banned.

what's a "prossie"?
*uses urban dictionary*

why do virgin freaks breath our fucking air? don't they know they aren't welcome?

fuck off I'm not buying your book you pseud

wouldnt mind virgins if they werent such bitter deluded cunts about it

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can't believe that 190cm outed himself as been a character tonight
he has completely killed his trip, he can never post again without being ridiculed for wasting so much of his time creating this terrible character that everyone hates

>this general needs more normies

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i could go out in hull for 15 mins and id see at least 20 girls more attractive than her

the schizoid here

i'm anal about my room.

makes r/malelivingspace look like squalor

I don't know what's scarier, the possibility that 190cm ISN'T a character, or the fact that someone could possibly be so dedicated to such a long-running gimmick

yeah but then you'd be in hull

post absolute bangers you absolute benders

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gays are mentally ill they should be killed at birth

who cares

My room is a fucking shithole and I shag different birds all the time

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literally just strawman bollocks, because apparently the only other men available apart from junkies who get fucked every other day are incels, and apparently incels don't do drugs (i've met fucking loads of them)

find talking to and flirting with girls piss easy just lack any sort of motivation in the moment to get one into bed

haven't had sex in a few years now

only really get horny on my own

don't be shitting on hull mate
to be fair you do see some fucking munters around here though hahaha

>this general needs less normies

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he is 100% a character it's actually beyond doubt
nobody THIS deluded can exist in real life surely

in other news water is wet and grass is green, honestly how new are you lol do you honestly think this is the first time he's left character? doesn't make a diff he'll still come back this weekend and get heaps of (You)'s from newfags and mongs such as yourself

I do
thats why I asked

youtube.com/watch?v=OLXvVKf55ho

use drugs but dont want them legal because its degenerate

more like the tailbone

/brit/ is a normie general

if you dont like discussion about drugs and shagging girls, you dont belong here

But she teached college in England, is a translator and a YouTube personality in France.
youtube.com/channel/UC9hHeywcPBnLglqnQRaNShQ

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cuck

SO WHILE YOU'RE FIXING UP YOUR BED

hope the lad from the last thread enjoyed the italo-disco

very nervous thinking about it

women never show any interest in me simple as

couldn't even reply to the right post
typical hull spacker

virgin spastic

youtube.com/watch?v=vnRlskR3wuU&t=0s& alri

the only people who care whether a man is a virgin are women and virgin men
fact
and virgin men tend not to bang on about it so that narrows down what kind of person is infesting are /brit/ tonigtht

Got some fine pieces out here if you're looking to buy. More inside.

ARRRGHH! SAVE MUH ALFIE! THE VATICAN TOLD US THE' CAN SAAAVE 'IM!

the cognitive dissonance of these virgin freaks is hilarious

druggies should be skinned infront of their families

only virgins want drugs legalised because they can't obtain them at the minute due to having no friends

you're a druggie

lads

post choons

youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM

no, that's the post i meant to reply to
made yourself look a bit daft here haven't you?

hate writing history papers
I'm so autistic I have to read through the entire 40 page article before I think about the author's meaning
multiply that by 20 documents and voila it takes 12 hours to write one

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by being ugly

I work 9-5, was at uni for 4 years, have travelled all over the world. still a virgin.

how many tinder matches do you lads get a week

reckon 10 or so here

no it wasn't
be quiet

I FUCKING Love xanax

Been more social today than I have been in the last year combined

literally none of those things make her any more attractive to me, she's just an average looking lass and theres nothing wrong with that

>druggie

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