So, if France gets Walonia and the Netherlands gets Flanders, who's gonna get Brussels?

So, if France gets Walonia and the Netherlands gets Flanders, who's gonna get Brussels?

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>who's gonna get Brussels
hopefully Wyoming

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All the walloons are marched back to Hainaut.

Why dont you care about your shithole Mr burger fat looking orc?

The DUTCH warrior gets all of b*lgium and exterminates the fr*nch humanoids.

>AHHHHHHH MY ARTIFICIALLY CONSTRUCTED STATE ASS IS ON FIRE

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Brussels will get a special status. Something like Washington, D.C.

Britbongs will pay for this soon or later
Artificial or not, we are a real cunt not some faggot country with a leaf on its flag

Us, because WALLOON bulls invaded the city with their language. Bruxelles is a French-speaking city.

>Bruxelles is a French-speaking city.
Its changing, and most people are bilingual here

>Its changing
Too slowly. We'll own your friteries by then, fuccboi.

KARA BOGA

Naturally.

You cant even manage your own '''country'''
France is a shithole

Flemings are so cute when they get angry. Are you a girl?

>having to deal with molenbeek
>having with brussels, a city that makes paris look white
give it to some african country fits in better there

Brussels hopefully gets nuked.

As someone from Brussels, I would suggest to every butthurted retard, to look at his own country and think how shitty it is for 30 secs

It's alright, I guess.

It's so adorable how you're desperately defending your country. I guess Flemings really are attached to Belgium, unlike Walloons.
Am I correct?

>wow he's being rude to an older guy, what a chad!

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Meme country, meme gov
Brussel=! vlaams scum
Im 100% bruxellois

based
héberge-moi, glorieux bâtard

Walloons should genocide the fl*mish subhumans and occupy it.

Absolutely rude, my man.

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I hope you guys get rid of him asap

How exactly did you come to that conclusion?

>Why dont you care about your shithole Mr burger fat looking orc?
>Someone asks a question immediately go for ad hominems
The power of belguim.

How does it feel living in the biggest European exporter of ISIS fighters per capita?

Its a purge they go there and die, less fucktards here

>Its changing
yea, it's switching to Arabian.

>Canadian politics is at least meme-tier funny
>Belgian politics can't even do that

Kys faggot
A mutt brain cant understand belgian politics

>Brussels will get a special status. Something like Washington, D.C.

D.C. is shithole out of touch with the rest of the country. Is Brussels like that?

>belgian politics
What? Like being irrelevant shithole between Germany and France?

No, in fact it's quit the opposite

literally can't wait to share a country with walloons

>Irrelevant
Brussels is the capital of EU gov and belgian one, also NATO siege is here
Germany is as relevant as Belgium

You have less of a national identity than we do.

Belgium and Luxembourg is rightful Dutch territories

>literally can't wait to share a country with walloons
Isn't there part of the country poor? Sure saison is great but of it was my country I wouldn't want another poor region.

Please stop. I can't handle the bants. I'm crying.

In your dreams
Yeah but the modern canadian sjw culture is shit

>Germany is as relevant as Belgium
They are a major export economy with pretty good soft power. It's just their military has become a disaster.

Not the Brabant Wallon, and we have better salary than the french.

yeah but it's not poorer than your average northern french region, also some places are okay
plus I don't really care about that, I just think french belgians are based from the few times I've spoken to them as a southron

We have a relatively higher impact than them if you compare population and geographic size

Reminder

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This

>yeah but it's not poorer than your average northern french region
Yeah I did forget about them.
Honest question besides the aforementioned saison, what things are the balloons known for (they kind of get glossed over in U.S. world history).

>le epic reddit screencap

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>Belgian culture doesn't exist

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I can take it if nobody needs it

socialism
the communist party is the largest there by a wide margin

>La wallonie, c'est la France.

Mais bien sûr !

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Why do immigrants in Brussels speak French instead of Flemish?

I see no way this could possibly go wrong.

Uh, depends man, you will find french/dutch speaking turks/moroccans/blacks mixed in , its not really stereotypical

moat

What do you mean by "saison"

C'est vrai pêh. Déjà que les différences ethniques sont inexistantes, j'ai beau vous visiter et il semble que les différences culturelles se limitent à pas grand chose elles aussi. Une boisson nationale différente, peut-être, et quelques différences idiomatiques, mais une même langue et un même coq gaulois.

No, and get you hand of Ukraine.

La vrais différence, c'est la mentalité. Les directions politique et idéologique que les français et Belge suivent sont très différents. Et puis le fait de vivre sur un territoire plus réduit change notre perception du monde.

fuck off retard

Les belges ont rien à voir avec les français excepté la langue, la façon de vivre est très différente, on est pas comme vous

Quelles sont les plus grandes différences, alors?
t. brainlet

Je jour l'avocat du diable ici, mais en même temps, Un breton à une façon très différente de vivre qu'un marseillais non? Et pourtant ils sont tous les deux bien français.

Gros, je connais des Belges qui diraient le contraire total de ce que tu soutiens. Tu es surement bruxellois, vous vivez sur une autre planète. Mais j'ai plusieurs amis de Liège et ils s'immiscent dans nos cercles sans se distinguer d'aucune manière significative.

Comme dis plus haut, elles sont culturels, politiques et idéologiques.

Oui mais bon si on entre dans les détails , la Bretagne devrait être indépendante
Moi je trouve que la plus grande différence,c'est vraiment l'éducation et la façon de vivre, je sens vraiment la différence quand je suis de l'autre côte de la frontière

A Rome, on fait comme les romains
Ils essayent de s'intégrer c'est tout

Après ça fait plusieurs années qu'on se connaît, donc certes. Mais je maintiens que la proximité entre nos cultures nous rend naturellement compatibles.
Tu as fait mention de différences de mentalité entre les Français et les Belges, mais dans les faits, tout clivage entre nos façons de penser découle de la particularité du territoire dans lequel vous habitez, avec son partage en deux groupes ethniques différents. Le reste est complètement insignifiant.

Je nie pas que c'est similaire mais c'est pas la même chose, je doute que si tu viennes en Belgique tu comprennes tous les patois wallons, les petites traditions propre à chaque ville, puis va dire à des wallons qu'ils sont français ou à des flamands qu'ils sont hollandais, ils se foutront de toi

>je doute que si tu viennes en Belgique tu comprennes tous les patois wallons, les petites traditions propre à chaque ville
Je peux faire ça en allant dans n'importe quelle région française éloignée de la mienne.
Vous êtes en déni, les gars.

nice quads
Mais viens ici et tu verras, je peux rien rajouter ;)