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business idea: force incels to labour 18 hours a day and then grind them into luncheon meat when they expire

fuck me user

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incels are the most persecuted group on earth

it always amused me at uni how all of the taller people in my social group didn't have girlfriends, but they always took the piss out of the muscular gym-going manlet in our group - who does have a gf

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sue

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>women can be lonely and depressed

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good

/brit/ summarised in two minutes

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hey there yorkshire
we chuffing love ya
even though the skies are grey above ya

not enjoying the incel vibes in /brit/ rn

yes womyn have sex with attractive men

wow water is wet lads.

>Jennine

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Need a boyfriend

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And e*Ropeans will complain about refugees

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explicitly disappointed at how normie the 6.8 is HOWEVER I'm still pretty sure she's never had a bf

maybe they didn't want gfs? who wants to settle for one girl at fuckin uni?

this guy
is legitimately thick as pigshit lol

just remember that when you think you're in "love" with a girl it's just chemical reactions in your brain and love isn't real, it's just your bodies way of trying to get you to reproduce with this female humanoid
so don't do anything stupid or bend over backwards for a girl because you can always just easily alter the chemicals in your brain with drugs

nazbol GANG

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fucking hell lads the beautiful brazillian girl just asked me how my day was

FUCk

AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

AWOoooooooooooooooOOOGA

*punches my balls repeatedly*

AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

irish are the most persecuted group on earth

not saying im a national socialist per say just saying my life would be much better in such a society

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>women are sentient

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any misandrist man in

whats your snap score

all women want to do is use you and that's literally how you get with them so what kind of shit advice is that?

why should i get a gf when i can wank? genuine question too

this guy
is legitimately a virgin freak

dont care

why can't incels just fuck off?
whinging, water biscuit-like "personalities"
can't stand them and i'm not a woman

more of a misanthrope
I'm not a sexist

Is pigshit thick though?

women are extremely kind and nice and good to share your life with

Delusional. She will have had bfs from the age of 14, what fucking planet do you live on? Girls can get a shag whenever they want, if you had their options, how many people would you have shagged? You would have shagged as much as possible - and guess what, all girls have

women literally can't be lonely
a 1/10 can go on a dating site and get 200 messages in the first half an hour asking to meet up
yet I've had 3 messages in the last 4 years on my profile that where I haven't sent the first message and they were all 1/10s and two were very disabled
I'm a 7/10 in my picture as well

blockhead twat

*clambers up the curtains and swings onto the chandelier*
*dodges rocks being thrown by the guards*

AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*swings and swipes at them*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*clambers up outside and sits atop perch like gargoyle*

why walk when you can ride? genuine question too

feels better with a girl

she's no slag

fair enough ill try and get one then

t. lard ass

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*grabs you by the scruff of your neck and chucks you back into the cage with the rest of the virgin freaks*

have trust issues

The idea of low value men realizing their plight and criticizing those who caused it is incomprehensible to normies (self.Braincels)

I think this is why they, at an instinctual level, cannot stand us.

They are accustomed to hate us. From fucking birth, we are taught to mock men with inferior traits. Short, bald, ugly, weak, emotional, etc. We are taught that men have all the privilege in life, and that any problems they face are figments of their imagination.

Femoids are INSULTED by the fact that we do not buy into gynocentrism here. They cannot stand the brutal reality that maybe - just maybe, not all women are perfect. They cannot stand the fact that we are fighting back against our oppressors. They cannot stand that they aren't put on a pussy pedestal like they are in real life. (As the saying goes: "to the privileged, equality is oppression", which explains why low IQ femoids think we are "oppressive")

Incels are supposed to go back to being the NPCs that we are. Our only purpose should be to make others feel good about themselves. We're supposed to be "that short ugly dude" without having anyone think about our problems.

>lack the social intelligence to function in society
>call others thick as pigshit

Why are incels such manchildren incapable of accepting responsibility?

epic rap battles: volcels vs incels

im joking lad women are subhuman

>I'm a 7/10 in my picture as well

highly doubt this

involuntarium caelibe perpetitur

oh but they did all want gfs

actually I just checked and the manlet gym guy is now engaged to that lady
I guess they're soulmates or something

36k lad

because its good for you? bad analogy

won't be reading that

if incels weren’t the most oppressed group in society this wouldnt have happened

Greater London is a virgin

I fucking love xanax
I love love xanax love

Again, not living in the real world, there are no "innocent" girls. That quiet girl with glasses who is always reading - she's sucked more cock than you could possibly imagine.

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the term i use to describe myself is chaste

xannies are the number one thing i hate
if you love them more than food i finna cancel the date

haha

can you imagine having lisicki on snapchat

just every day at like 3am he'd post a drugs selfie in a shitty club or some shit

not true
the majority of girls have only been with less than 5 lads in their lives

virgin

the gf

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this but with reality

>women can feel empathy

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True. The vast majority of incels are peaceful, people shouldn't let a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch.

unironically what I do sometimes.

don't even care.

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bagged 3 virgoids this eve'
shall be taxidermying the lot on the morn'

publicly owned operation idea: form labourer brigade groups in each factory and toil centre so employees can adequately deal with violations of the working hours act

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The women version of incels is getting a committed long-term bf. Just like incels they blame men for not sticking around as well, despite the fact that it's mostly their fault. It's like poetry.

why don't you just OD?

The goal

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off yasel

the peak virgin post

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lost my virginity on the astral plane

>women have feelings

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how the fuck does lisicki do his essays, revisions and exams

32,479
used to snap daily with girls a few years ago and it never went anywhere hahahaha

>women are extremely kind and nice and good to share your life with

*gets divorced, loses everything and commits suicide*

choon

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the actual decent wife-material women get wifed up before they're 18
the rest are doomed to spend their life in and out of short term relationships because of their shitty personalities and past experiences and will eventually become crazy cat women with a couple of kids from different dads
this is why if you haven't found "the one" by the time you're 18 you're pretty much fucked