Hiding from foreigners edition
/ausnz/
Austin Wood
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Evan Hall
What do lads?
Play some games or have a nap?
Luis Lewis
DUUUUNNERS
Get your bubble butt here and cook me something, I can't get outta bed.
Benjamin Collins
What do you want for breakfast matey?
I bet you what want something nice and greasy.
I'l cook you some sausage, eggs, bacon and some hashbrowns, that's the best meal for being hungover.
Hudson Reed
>yank who is currently sick with the flu is sitting on the sofa in the living room besides the kitchen coughing and shit so now the whole public living area is contaminated
I want to fucking stab her, how retarded can someone be, YES I AM COOKING HERE SO CAN YOU PLEASE COUGH RIGHT NEXT TO MY FOOD.
Noah White
Yes... I want.
What the fuck.... gross.
Tell her to be sick in her room, shes gonna get the whole house sick.
Lucas Young
I'll only cook for you if you promise to call me a good house-wife!
Christopher Sanders
I'll call you anything you want after this.
Also Chalmers told me you looked after him well while he was a bit hungover...
You might actually be a good house-wife, I was thinking of kidnapping you so you could serve me.
Honestly though get your arse up here, you've made me hungry and I don't wanna get outta bed.
Joshua Brown
>I'll call you anything you want after this.
You'll regret that desu
>Also Chalmers told me you looked after him well while he was a bit hungover..
He takes good care of me when he's sober, so I make sure to return the favor when he's drunk and hungover.
>I was thinking of kidnapping you so you could serve me.
That's the first time someone other than me has been contemplating kidnapping
Asher Reyes
Adam Gutierrez
>foreinger woke up too early because litterally 29 degrees in his room
Robert Martin
>You'll regret that desu
I know...
But in this moment I don't care.
I just don't care right now.
>He takes good care of me when he's sober
I bet he does..
wink wink nudge nudge.
>That's the first time someone other than me has been contemplating kidnapping
You should be happy, I've seen proof you're worth nabbing.
Gabriel Murphy
hey liecht
Aaron Rodriguez
I'm gonna cook dinner for him next time I go, I'm thinking chicken katsu but I'm open to suggestions.
Ian Cruz
PENIS PENISPENIS
dunners sucks massive big pee pee lol what a nerd amirigjt boyz n girls????
Nicholas Reyes
hot
Isaiah Stewart
New Zealand is just discount Australia desu.
Camden Anderson
i could now make a list about food that has aphrodisiac properties because i learned that stuff at one point, but im lacking the english skillz for it, so i wont
Cameron Mitchell
Sounds bloody good actually.
When you cook for me I want a big dirty lasagna please.
I've got a craving for it right now.
Ryan Perez
Defending against incel terrorism edition
>bubble butt
westy pls
Hudson Gray
PLEASE END IT
Cooper Peterson
filthy fags the lot of you
Jayden Taylor
Get your bum down here too!
You're a good chef Welly, I'm hungover and I want good food, I can't cook at the moment.
I'm bedridden.
Hurry!
No you will suffer.
I had my heat in Summer, it's your turn now.
Jackson Peterson
I just picked up a parcel from the post office. it has a fun little thing in it, can't wait to try it out later
Jace Walker
Ayden Clark
when you come to me, i will invite you all for dinner
t.chef
Logan Butler
Tell me.. what is it?
Whatcha gonna cook us?
Henry Thompson
what is it
cook us some stroganoff desu
Nathan Turner
why was Chalmers at the post office
How about some carbonara
Theoretically all that pasta should soak up the alcohol
Liam Allen
>Whatcha gonna cook us?
dunno. What is the the threads fav food?
>incel uprising
oh boy, dunners needs to be careful
okay, might try to nap again, maybe when i open the windo.... ah yes, they are working on the nearby railline AND MAKE FUCKING NOISE
Kayden Brown
um....... I'd rather not say
just use your imagination
Joseph Brown
does it vibrate?
Samuel Robinson
oh please
Thomas Ortiz
>only white guy in a hostel full of asians
>every job as a disclaimer with "absolutely no immigrants"
>media pushing anti immigration agenda
>now even /ausnz/ is discriminating against me
CUZ IM A WHITE MOTHERFUCKA WITH AN ATTIDUE LIFE IS THOUGH BUT SO IS MY GANG
Austin Torres
GO TO BED
YOU ARE GONNA BE A GRUMPYBUTT TOMORROW
Kevin Taylor
>carbonara
My lord that sounds amazing...
You're in charge of the kitchen so chefs choice, I'm not fussed.
NACHOS
I have shit taste I know... I just love them so much.
A fun wholesome PS2 game to play?
Joseph Smith
make a Twitter prfileand become my evening amusement
Grayson Ward
nope, although I wish it did
what?
>A fun wholesome PS2 game to play?
not quite, it's fun but not really wholesome
Tyler Wright
I hope you both have fun with it, toys can be great
Jace Ward
have fun with your sextoy m80
Caleb Gomez
have ffun with your prostate massage device
Logan Powell
at times like this im happy that im wholesome and not a pervert
Oliver Anderson
Dylan Mitchell
Julian Hughes
I really like this picture
you can just tell there's going to be a lot of cleanup later on
cat underwear is holesome, not wholesome
Cameron Brooks
what are you laughing about? whats funny
Evan Adams
shall i list the contents of your drawer?
Easton Cooper
not you too :<
who has been slandering my good and innocent name this time?
ohhhhhh, I was never good at spelling
What drawer? the one that has my pjs in?
Ian Morgan
>i just know
Ethan Wood
you know exactly what i mean
James Lee
want to smack a bubble butt
Henry Phillips
let's meet up
Luke Sanchez
Okay, i will take a nap now and later work again.
And i will personally wish a good night/nice day to:
>westy
>chalmers
>chch
>welly
>dunners
>karenaussie
>conway
>swedeoid
>russoid
>cataqt
>that one depressed aussie
>that other aussie
think i got everyone
Carter Peterson
n-no...
I'm not a pervert, im a pure angel
it was that hand holding image i posted for a giggle wasnt it? i knew i shouldnt have joked about it
Bentley Miller
Why do Australians keep coming to Canada and saying we should be in some kind of union with them, why do you keep wanting to join us?
Parker Gomez
>"foreign national" plows into germany crowd back in april
>picture still not released
>white guy plows into crowd in canada
>pictures plastered on every news website within a couple of hours
Luke Roberts
sleep well cutie
Josiah Howard
thank you svájci
Joshua Cooper
wtf just found out one of my old friends from primary school died
Charles Gray
>first on the list
YIS!!
Later gator have fun doing what your doing.
Brandon Jackson
nighty night
sleep well
Noah Nguyen
Sure, if you feel shaving isn't effective enough
also depends how sensitive your skin is
Adam Hernandez
is it any better than wax
Mason Myers
sorry to hear that
>tfw only 3rd on the list
hes a mean husbando sometimes
Parker Nelson
Never done that but I imagine you get more control than with waxing
Nolan Powell
nevermind then desu
Nicholas Lee
Suppose I better get outta bed and head down to the supermarket.
Dunno what I'm getting...
Chase Gray
cheese and bacon pullapart
That's what I would get
Tyler Davis
make some pasta
Brayden Gonzalez
Thank you desu!
Goodnight!
Eli Jones
Get me some chocolate! and extra milk in case of milk thieves
Brody Kelly
Just got back from the supermarket, and I didn't get you guys anything
Nolan Hall
Wow rude because I just got back and bought snacks to share....
Samuel Long
selfish baka
Alexander Walker
Well I brought snacks as well
It's just I'm not going to share them
no u
Gabriel Howard
Haven't had a haircut since john key was prime minister, my hair is pretty long now
Lucas Rogers
HM
Levi James
/ausnz/ threads always crack me up.
keep being qt's.
also based 3D
Julian Cox
chch
Hudson Morgan
don't ever cut it again
no u
Brody Cooper
Well then...
Everyone can have snacks BUT you.
You can eat your snacks all by your self!
>keep being qt's.
Don't tell me what to do!
I'm being ugly now.
Ian James
conway
Elijah Jackson
welly
are you doing anything this weekend
Julian Brooks
Not much, feels like I already had half a weekend yesterday
Matthew Nguyen
o
Ian Johnson
What kinda snacks?
I'll keep trying my hardest to be cute c:
conway
NO YOU ARE A CUTE SANTACLAUS
gib Christmas present pls
Grayson Hall
:3
いいえ, いいえ, ばか
I think, I might get drunk again tonight. Life is great. youtube.com
Jack Scott
Thinking about going to the bottle store to get something that mixes well with milk
which kiwi are ya btw?
Blake Lee
me in liechty's lap
Juan Walker
No, i want those headpets!
Oliver Moore
you'll have them for the rest of your life, i want the ones i can get now!
Christian Martin
I lurked a lot. I don't really post too much. So I'm just some random kiwi.
Levi Howard
>What kinda snacks?
Chips and dip
Also got some gummy snakes.
>gib Christmas present pls
I don't know...
I'm checking the list and it says you've been naughty.
>I might get drunk again tonight
Good god, I can't even look at another beer to be honest.
Makes me ill just thinking about it.
Colton Diaz
My hair is growing back from my last cut and it looks cute :3
>Good god, I can't even look at another beer to be honest.
>Makes me ill just thinking about it.
poor westy
Make sure you eat something substantial, I could go for some chips tho
Aaron Perez
Don't drink. It's not good for you.
I'm just lonely and depressed. I don't like taking lots of Valium, so I drink
>Chips and dip
Also got some gummy snakes.
God-tier taste user.
.
Connor Barnes
Do you guys loves ecuadorian bananas?
Michael Bell
what's wrong desu
you always look cute
Carson Campbell
>you'll have them for the rest of your life, i want the ones i can get now!
I'll get them for the rest of my life? headpats are more addictive than crack :D
figured that might be the case, most of the bois dont post cute 3d girl pics
where ya from, auckland or?
>I don't know...
>I'm checking the list and it says you've been naughty.
I've been angling for coal and some punishments from a certain cute someone, so of course ive been naughty :>
Jace Campbell
*fluffs your you hair*
>Make sure you eat something substantial
Yeah I'm working up the energy to get into the kitchen and cook.
I want a got hearty meal desu.
Well I can't help with your deperssion but we'll see if we can't ease some of that lonliness buddy.
I LOVE THEM
Landon Jenkins
>headpats are more addictive than crack :D
especially ones from a certain boy in switzerland