Hiding from foreigners edition
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What do lads?
Play some games or have a nap?
DUUUUNNERS
Get your bubble butt here and cook me something, I can't get outta bed.
What do you want for breakfast matey?
I bet you what want something nice and greasy.
I'l cook you some sausage, eggs, bacon and some hashbrowns, that's the best meal for being hungover.
>yank who is currently sick with the flu is sitting on the sofa in the living room besides the kitchen coughing and shit so now the whole public living area is contaminated
I want to fucking stab her, how retarded can someone be, YES I AM COOKING HERE SO CAN YOU PLEASE COUGH RIGHT NEXT TO MY FOOD.
Yes... I want.
What the fuck.... gross.
Tell her to be sick in her room, shes gonna get the whole house sick.
I'll only cook for you if you promise to call me a good house-wife!
I'll call you anything you want after this.
Also Chalmers told me you looked after him well while he was a bit hungover...
You might actually be a good house-wife, I was thinking of kidnapping you so you could serve me.
Honestly though get your arse up here, you've made me hungry and I don't wanna get outta bed.
>I'll call you anything you want after this.
You'll regret that desu
>Also Chalmers told me you looked after him well while he was a bit hungover..
He takes good care of me when he's sober, so I make sure to return the favor when he's drunk and hungover.
>I was thinking of kidnapping you so you could serve me.
That's the first time someone other than me has been contemplating kidnapping