>Be me, portuguese guy in China
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice a Chinese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "knee how"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''xiao mei nu''
>She asks me what I'm doing in China
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 Mongolians appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the chinese lady
>I say "How about you stop harassing her?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently mei nu start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had god damn mongorian children, unfortunately chinese men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, portuguese guy in China
i saw the movie silence
you will end up just like them
Based
I miss Taiwan user posting sexy Taianese girls
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fucking based portubro
Is MED BVLL copypasta the greatest Portuguese contribution next to salted fish?
did this really happen?
Nice fantasy.
>xiao mei nu
lol
>>xiao mei nu
little beautiful girl isn't it?
positively canadian post
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You aight, laowai.
rude tbqh
soy boy
tl;dr
girl in the picture is really cute, treat her well
good post
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It happened I was one of the finns
Based
god I wish that was me
alrighty
Forgot to sew the quilt, I see!
Based portuguese hero saves the day yet again
>never conquered
>herotugal
you had the same pasta with nihon yesterday
This but in Vancouver with niggers instead.
>in Vancouver with niggers
>niggers
Never seen on when I was in Vancouver for a week or so. This was one of very few North American cities where I see more pooinloos than niggers
Based
Weedlord has imported a bunch into the country, there is crime in the city for the first time. Vehicle crime is up 40% this year.
I can't believe someone would betray their country like that allowing animals in to virtue signal, I guess he doesn't care because he lives in some gated community in ottawa (and the liberals all hate BC).
So Trudeau is really venom to Canada. Importing niggers is always wrong.
I am not saying this as some Jow Forumsack or some redneck in a flyover state. I am an SE Asian and before I came to the US I had nothing against niggers. After I came here and saw niggers, I realized why white people don't live in downtown and fled to burbs.
I hate it so much, he is probably the second worst leader this country has ever had (the worst being his father).
He's going to destroy this city, and I can't even carry a gun to feel safe. I unironically want to move to America now because I love the PNW but want to feel safe.
Based.
>PNW
Vancouver, WA will be a reasonable choice. Can do shopping at Portland (No sales tax) and you don't pay state income tax as a Washington state resident.
Seattle is probably already as expensive as Vancouver in terms of housing price anyway
Yeah it's just finding a way to get a green card/citizenship.
I just hope they all get priced out and leave.
cao ni ma
did you write it with ink and nailed it onto a c*tholic church?
I want that grill to shoot me asap!
great story my latin bro