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t.el cubANO
where's the template
Nah, we should have conquered it back when Batista was ousted and given every Commie a free helicopter ride
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Fuck Cuba you mudblood.
shit I forgot Kuwait we're totally friends with Kuwait
>friendlinesstugal
Nice
Cuba was a US business playground until Castro took it over m8. It's rightful Anglo land
>Muh incubators
Please comment i took my time making this
What's that blue dot in Anglonada
What's life like in Winnipeg?
how do you not know your own country dumb cunt
You forgot to blue Israel
Village of Saint-Boniface in Winnipeg. Un quartier francophone. Only started caring because I met a qt Manitoban French speaking girl on a trip.
Yea I'm not from Winnipeg. Just made all French-speaking areas blue.
Btw Winnipeg is among the worst Canadian cities. Literally our crime capital. I just know my dad went there for his job and said it was cold, grey, full of alcoholic natives, and with nothing to do.
I'm not Canadian. Anyway, as that nice user specified, it's a tiny village, how would I know you dumb mutt.
Tu as fait des progrès avec cette fille ?
Nah, met here on a travel in Colombia thats it. We smoked some weed.
Where are you from and why the fuck are you in Montréal-Est? Tu parles bien français?
Je suis Français, je fais mes études à Montréal. J'aimerais bien voyager un peu plus à travers le Canada quand j'airais le temps.
Cool. Tu vas à quelle université? Tu aimes à date Montréal? Et quelles régions du Canada tu veux visiter?
À Concordia. J'aime beaucoup Montréal, les gens ici sont super gentils, plus qu'à Paris. J'ai du mal avec l'hiver interminable par contre.
J'ai envie de visiter les Maritimes, mais surtout BC, j'adore la montagne et la randonnée, de ce côté-ci il n'y a pas de vrai montagnes, donc je voudrais voir les Rocheuses.
>no New Zealand
vrothers
Could we have some more elaborate opinions now, God damn it?
heres one
Better.
this
alright ill start off biggest to smallest
i found africans and middle easterners to get away with the least amount of work possible and try get me to work slower too to make them not look so bad, really pissed me off, havin like 4-5 guys askin u to stop workin and stand around do nothing cos theyd rather be doin fuckin nothin than sometin like wtf man
south america + mexico ur all a bit fucky, chile good tho stackin some cash i hear thats why they got the green and i guess i dont rly hear any weird violence shit come out of chile either so they got that goin, n mexico all the weird shit goin on there consider urself lucky u aint red, same for u brazil, got a good feelin bout brazil for some reason or u would be red, mexico deserve red but i guess they done some good culinary stuff which made it down here
america n canada a bit fuckin weird too, dont like french cunts dunno if thats them but thats me representation, appalachians seem like a nice place to go i imagine its good there, texas cool too maybe not anymore but the bigger in texas shit ykno that stuffs good. alaska i imagine is a place with americas laws but they dont go fucking stupid with it and can use them responsibly, seems a bit cold though i guess. oh yeah dont know shit about virgin islands but they diont seem to do much and dont rly hear much about them but they give me a weird feelin theyd be orange if the colour was there
china alright they make a lot of stuff but they buying a lot of houses here which is fuckin bullshit cunt make everythin too expensive for ppl workin a normal job or watver ykno
the -stan countries seem aight only met a few from there but they seem to group up with the rest of the middle easterners which is rly sad cos they can be pre good fuckin people in fact the ones ive met usually are... too bad for them tho
india n pakistan some cunt t-boned me when i was on me bike once so theyre automatically not friends hit n fuckin run god damn dog cunts
i hear south east asia a good place to holiday but i still dont know hear all this shit about fake alcohol n crap killin aussies ykno. might be alright to go to the nicer parts or somethin i guess, dont rly hear too much bad from this place at least. n that duterte guy seems a bit exdtreme but i guiess he doesnt mean bad at least. hes just a bit of a nutter at times
japan n korea are nice gonna bring us robots n shit i suppose, i like some of their food and they set a good standard for the countries around them which is good too.
papua new guinea seems pre fucked up they only got a slightly friends cos that guy that used to post from there was aussie
russia im not sure where i stand with them currently. been accused of some controversial stuff recentrly n not much proof either way n the whole syria thing makes it a bit weird too. got some pre fucked up people there tho. the islands north of ya get green status cos i figure theyre so far from it all they dont really give a single fuck or whatever, i b et they just slummin along next to the arctic circle not really carin bout everyone elses bs. dont really know shit about mongolia except they eat lamb so actually i shouldve put em yellow at least. wonder if they eat pork too. actually mongolia pre poor too innit and got a bad youth proiblem or some shiut i forget what exactly but theyre doin somethin wrong
dont know dick about the fuckin laos-cambodia region of south east asia so im just gonna put em all like that. some cambodian dude thats like 60 was once tellin me about the khmer rouge pretty bad stuff, but apparently the country nice now, maybe they should be yellow
greenland iceland green cos theyre just doin their own thing ykno
now europe...... sweden, germany, france, london, dont even know what to say to u cunts get it togheter u fuckin losers. the whole balkan region are basically retarded so you get red, dont rly know about ukrain except a while back they rented a large amount of land to china so they could farm it, i like belarus threads so consider belarus yellow actually, latvia/lithuania elicit a real "meh" reactoin from me, estonia seems cool so does finland wanna go to one of those one day, doesnt rly matter which i guess just not the eastern part of either country (dont want aids), norway denmark doin their own thing as far as i can tell considerin their location n proximity to sweden germany france seem to be doin good., i actually had switzerland as green but had to change it to yellow when i remembered a fucked up video i saw from there once. you can actually see remnanets of a green dot if u zoom in. poland r nationalistic maybe a bit too nationalistic beatin ppl if they dont look polish seems a bit much do they not want tourism or somethin, but if they didnt do that theyd be good in my books. greece italy spain seem to have good workers, also good food so they get green. only met one portuguese guy he was a pre bad worker. at least they planted eucalypts trees for some reason i suppose. scotland n northern ireland get a green dot from me cos i met a good guy from each of those countries once actually.
thx for reading yall
not reading that shit but good analysis