/brit/ the black mans struggle edition
having an e-smoke break
*lowers today’s copy of The Bumpoo and looks you in the eye*
Willy bum titty cunt poo arse WANK willy
good post
Electronic cigarettes cause electronic cancer.
Dislike the window licking mong next to me at toil
genuinely want to fist fight one of you, not in a hateful way just in an act of toe to toe testosterone fueled fair fight scrap like men were made for.. think it'd benefit us both and would take you for a pint after if you fancy it? midlands if anyone wants to take me up on it
I said YOU BUY ONE
High score in Skoda hockey
>window licking
typical irish behaviour
*makes the new at 280*
*posts the edition in the title*
alri
A fellow worker is a fellow worker. You're both on the same slave boat. You're both corporate slaves.
Mornin lads
Almost the weekend lads
The Thursday mindset
why would you empty your trashcan unto your desk
gross
trying some modafinil
are you a brit or a spaniard........or haitiANO?
Heathcliff, it's me your Cathy I've come home
I'm so cold
Let me in your window
wahey look at him go
brit that moved to spain (alicantelad)
Alicante lad? That you? If so, explain what it is you di all day there
got short listed at toil as one of the 20/500+ employed to be put on the home work scheme, had the system fitted on my work laptop and will be working from home from now on with all meetings with directors to be done via conference calls.. absolutely buzzing desu now all the toilbots at work hate me hahah might join alicante lad soon
He's a lazy fat cunt that stretches himself out every half hour like he's done something.
hey son go to sleep
They fuck you up your mum and dad
might go sleep
not off the top of my head, but the unemployment rate here is like 3% and most people have no trouble finding work that pays the bills. also the panhandle is mostly just cabins and vacation homes of rich people who live out of state. most cities outside of boise are pretty affordable though
too poor to afford drugs so im staying awake to try and achieve hallucinations
press on your eyes really hard
Wrote an English essay on hypnagogic impressions in film back in uni
I'm a brit beto my man, gonna get me a chica gf, thoughts?
Yeah, and I did nothing except go to the supermarket, wander round the city, get some pizza, lounge on the sun terrace and watch the champions league yesterday, was pretty GOAT
love me some phosphenes tbqh
just develop schizophrenia
>gonna get me a chica gf, thoughts?
is she a basque?
the tall mans struggle
I just chronically masturbate and drink a lot of water when I don't have money for drugs. Achieves the same level of joy.
Wish I were a child again
i should be doing something else
Doing the old pissy shit routine on mine bog
I'd take you up on it but im half way across the planet.
Big fan of the strategy behind fighting.
>I wish I were
>I wish he were
>I wish it was
Explain yourselves bongs
Housemate is using the only shower in the house
Cunt
U beto?
nope he is another mexican
Its "I wish it were" too krautoid worm
room mates got a bangladeshi gf and she wants to come round and cook for us, how do i say no in a respectful way? i appreciate the incentive just don't want my gaff smelling like a tumeric call centre for the next month
Beginning to fear eros homo...
A "Housemate" sounds like a live-in sex slave
I just say wus for all of them like a true English warrior
I wish I was a baller
So 'I wish it wasn't so hot' is incorrect?
what are those white wrappers
you wanna fuck your mate in the shower
i wish it weren't so hot
no communist party no new china edition
Would say "flatmate" but we live in a house not a flat so it would be wrong
>dem
>der
>dem
>den
Explain yourself krauts
Were is more correct for all forms but was is also accepted
Texas is BIG
meine kleine mausi :)))))) ich liebe dich so sehr
should be doing an essay
Sounds fun honestly; why did you move to Alicante again?
Got some pasta on the cook. Bit late for this but what you going to do? Thats right fuck all
going to the library :)
genuinely cant decypher a single word besides 'so' from this lol
alri fellow deano proper uncultured swine aint we haha
I haven't moved yet, I'm just testing the waters for a potential move.
Toilberg has let me work remotely, and this is the place that best checks all my requirements for a cheaper, warmer, in the EU and close to the UK, place to move to
I'm surprised there aren't more edits of this yet
>monolinglets
>English is a Germanic language
>try to read German
>utterly incomprehensible
>try to read French
>largely understandable
English is a Romance language guys.
was blown away that girls were impressed that i spoke french when i was in yankland
if you arent bilingual here people assume you are dumb
Love, LOVE moody and dramatic landscapes, me.
Inglind and yankerica are very monolingual. Nz too but maori is here like welsh is in wales
>my small mouse(?) i love you so much
how did i do?
>Inglind and yankerica are very monolingual.
so is kanada outside quebec
you gave me the idea thx
8/10 it's little not small
Kia ora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The United States of Great Britain
Higher score
What's the view from your room like /brit/?
>bilingual
Really? Most Canadians I have met can speak enough french to get by but they're nowhere near fluent
>tfw you spotted the perfect bit of militaria on ebay for the right buy it now price but you're skint
what do
link i'll buy it and share it with /brit/
the republic of britain sounds cool
im from montreal
if you arent bilingual, you cant even get hired to pump gas here
Link me it so one of us can have it
wonga init la!!!
French scum
lonndon chad normie twat
not a pepper, and the french are bros you autist
was howling at the /soc/ thread last night
/brit/ is at its funniest when it acts in concerto
:(
So weird that welsh is a language that's spoken, wish I could speak it but I'm not even welsh