This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

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>Russian
I expected Finnish but close enough.

Not an Estonian boy, rate around 0/10

>chest twitching
he could strangle your neck with those tits while boning you from the top, nice

You should know guys can't get guys like him if you don't become like them.

absolutely disgusting

>he could strangle your neck with those tits
Gave me a boner, lol

sage

Me too

Jow Forums taste in men is absolute dog shit
>mentally ill trap fags
>meat balloons

He looks too bloated

that's what a real man who doesn't suffer from muscle atrophy looks like

Dead at 32 from roid heart attack and micropenis. Enjoy!

>best that you can reach in wild life

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>high maintenance
>eats shittons
>hard to find clothes
>short life expectancy
>randomly occurring roid rages
have fun!

>average (What you really reach)

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>White men
>Masculine enough

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>Dead at 32 from roid heart attack
I get all his money and find a younger husband.

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wtf man that is some serious dedication to shitposting. Not only do you create these weird threads regularly, but you bump them too!

will you wipe his ass for him after he takes a shit every time because he cant reach it himself

Looks awful
Pic related is mine

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>will you wipe his ass for him
Sounds intriguing :D

Mine

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