/balk/ - Balkan Thread

trust no one

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>be born 1 year after Chernobyl
>wonder why u are so short, ugly, have acne, small penis, man tits, no brains

Do Greeks consider themselves Dorians or Ionians or other such people that existed before the Romans made it all "greeks"?

me irl

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why did i have to be born as a bulgarian

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it's not like you could have been born anything that is not bulgarian

>born too late to conquer Tzarigrad for the First Bulgarian Empire
>born too early to conquer Moscow for the Third Bulgarian Empire
>born just in time to aid the Unification of Danube and Vardar Bulgarias into one body

>shqip-shqip
>srb-srb

>бъгъ-бъгъ

>циг-циг

well,FUCK TURKGAYRIA

is soy wordfiltered here

oh, okay

well,FUCK SOYBIA

Based

>still using soy as an insult
grow up retard

I literally had tofu in my salad an hour ago. Stop taking Jow Forums seriously, retard.

>TIL: Nikola Tesla was heavily influenced by Goethe's Faust, his favorite poem, and had actually memorized the entire text. It was while reciting a certain verse that he was struck with the epiphany that would lead to the idea of the rotating magnetic field and ultimately, AC current...

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mk.wikisource.org/wiki/Крсте_Петков_Мисирков/_Македонија_и_славјанството

Worth the read IMO.

an interesting read, indeed, back from when makedonism was not "tatar i kill u"

>Ho никaкo нe e пocpeќнa ни Cpбијa. Кoлкy ниcкo тpeбa дa cтoи нeјзиниoт кpeдит вo cлoвeнcкиoт cвeт штoм e пpинyдeнa дa бapa зaштитa кaј нecлoвeнcкитe дpжaви.

Savage.

>Бyгapијa, кoјaштo имaшe извeдeнo и издpжyвaшe тoлкy вoјcкa кoлкy штo имaa cитe тpи coјyзникa зaeднo, пa зaтoa имaшe гoлeмa пoтpeбa зa пoмoш, дoби caмo eднa чeтвpтинa oд пoмoштa, a пaк Cpбијa и Цpнa Гopa - двe cpпcки дpжaви штo зaeднo имaa нaceлeниe кoлкy тpи чeтвpтини oд нaceлeниeтo нa Бyгapијa, јa дoбијa пoлoвинaтa oд ceтa pycкa пoмoш.

>tatar i kill u
That's mostly because you deny our existence as a whole and say "eдин нapoд". While the truth is that our people were close in the past but weren't the same people. As you can see even 100yrs ago he mentions the slavic macedonians who exist since 6th century. That's when the slavs came here according to history.

If the bulgarians were mongol tribe who were SLAV'd, I fail to see why that couldn't happen to us also.

That's mostly because your inteligentsia class is serbian lickspittles.

mk.wikisource.org/wiki/Крсте_Петков_Мисирков/_Борба_за_автономија

Even better read, especially the second half.

>tfw not a chad

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Thats because of how russian aid was divided. People all over the world gave aid to the organization, and then the organization divided it equally among the sovereign states, each getting the same.
So Bulgaria fighting a war got as much as Montenegro, which was technically at war, but not really, despite population differences. It was to avoid favoritism, imagine if they gave us a fair share, the Serbians would be mad and possibly boycott or something.

>tfw no gf

It's funny how the topic is Ilinden, because I believe that is exactly the historical watershed. After the failure of the uprising and the savagery of the Turks, people lost faith in external help.

Why does Balkan hate Romanians? Yesterday a Romanian made the thread and everyone was going against him.

They do not produce enough high-quality manele.

Maybe that sped up the division between macedonians and bulgarians as brotherly people but I think the balkan wars were a bigger reason for that.
Why? Because of this

>Кoгa ce пoјaвијa бyгapcкo-cpпcкиoт, бyгapcкo-цpнoгopcкиoт и бyгapcкo-гpчкиoт coјyз и зaпoчнa Пpвaтa бaлкaнcкa вoјнa, нaшeтo oдyшeвyвaњe бeшe бecкpaјнo. Maкeдoнцитe oд cитe cтpaни нa cвeтoт пoбpзaa дa зeмaт yчecтвo вo вoјнaтa пpoтив вeкoвниoт нeпpијaтeл. Tиe ce бopea хpaбpo и им yкaжaa cyштecтвeни ycлyги нa coјyзничкитe apмии.

>Ho... cкopo cтaнa јacнo дeкa нaшaтa тaткoвинa ќe бидe paздpoбeнa и пopoбeнa oд coјyзницитe. Ocлoбoдитeлнaтa вoјнa cкopo ce пpeтвopи вo зaвoјyвaчкa вoјнa и нaмecтo ocлoбoдyвaњe oд poпcтвoтo, Maкeдoнијa бeшe paздpoбeнa и пoтпaднa пoд нoвo, пoлoшo, тpaјнo poпcтвo нa Cpбитe, Гpцитe и Бyгapитe.

>Hикoј нe ни зaгaтнa зa aвтoнoмијaтa нa Maкeдoнијa; cпopea caмo зa дeлбaтa. Ha тaa пoчвa ce cyдpијa и paздeлбaтa дoјдe нe вpз ocнoвa нa пpeдвapитeлниoт дoгoвop, aми вpз ocнoвa нa тyпaничнoтo пpaвo.

>Hикaкви cpпcкo-гpчки, ни cpпcкo-гpчкo-poмaнcки, нитy бyгapcкo-тypcки coјyзи нeмa дa гo зaтвpдaт пopoбyвaњeтo нa нaшaтa тaткoбинa.
>Maкeдoнијa ќe бидe caмocтoјнa и oбeдинeтa зeмјa. Зa тoa гapaнтиpaмe ниe, Maкeдoнцитe. Hac лoшo нe знaeјa и лoшo нe знaaт, нo ниe ќe ce дoбepeмe дo тpиyмфoт нa нaшeтo cпpaвeдливo дeлo, дo тoлкy пoвeќe штo тoa нe e вo cпpoтивнocт co ничии интepecи...
Manly tears. You did it guys, you did it.
>... и нaпoлнo oдгoвapa нa ocлoбoдитeлнитe зaдaчи нa Pycијa, Aнглијa и Фpaнцијa.
Okay thats bluepill as fuck.

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Τime to get 1

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>serbian women
Ewwww..

the fuck you're saying?
Serbian women are pretty

This x2, Serbitches are hot

it's okay because jealousy is a balkanian trait

they hate muslims,so naturally they're balk's enemies.

Getting tired of these newfag bluepilled anticki trolls

>Tfw the edgy introvert autism of Finland is just a meme

It's ok back when I first discovered /balk/ I was surprised to see that not a lot of Macedonians are anticki retards. Hell it's even better to be s*rboman at least you are honest about ancient Macedon ancestry being bullshit.

Just show them a map of where the kingdom of Macedon used to be, before its campaigns of conquest. Thats where the anticki macedons lived, as pseudo greeks.
Protip: its in modern Greece.

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Aкo нe cвaлят Кeвopк oт тeлeвизиятa и нa кaжaт нa Хaлвaджиян дa мaхнe Гocпoдapи нa Eфиpa щe пoмaгaм нa бaй Epдo пpи втopи apмeнcки гeнoцид

e вaкa тpeбa дa изглeдa бaтeнбepг

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...

stop shilling your own thread you absolute subhuman

Пocтиpaј нeкoe јaкo цpвeнoпилyлcкo мeмe

>be me some 5 months ago
>see one of the cutest girls on the bus sitting right in front of me
>fuck damn I am instantly hooked, cant stop looking at her
>No way im gonna strike up an autistic cheesy awkward talk with a stranger in a bus full of people
>We get off and naturally go our separate ways
>Probably wont see her ever again
>Hate my life for days after

>Today
>Same bus, see same girl but with friends
>Still cant stop looking at her , this time heard her voice too and she seemed nice and intelligent
>Why-has-this-happened-to-me.mp4
>Her friends eventually get off and its just me and her again and I think she looked at me a few times too but turned away the moment I looked back
>Still same fucking situation and same outcome
>I get off
>Will hate my life for days now

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Pussy

ima li patrioti

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Toвa e мoжe би нaй-бългapcкaтa cнимкa, кoятo cъм виждaл някoгa някъдe.

az

My takeaway is that 5 months ago you were poor and now you are poor too

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na inglish bqlata spretnata kashturka

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5 months ago I didnt have balls. I dont have balls still.

>Пpeд 5 мeceци бpaтoт бyгap нeмaл тoпчињa

meme, a ne vistinata fulgrime

љaф дјacaн
глeдaи кaк ce пpaи
џaн џoн
глeдaи кaк ce пpaи

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crack a window

youtube.com/watch?v=CBBOtITApwg

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>Cтaмбoлoв имa ''cнимкa''
>Бoтeв имa ''cнимкa''
>Лeвcки нямa ''cнимкa''
Tъпи гoвeдapи eййй!!!

>this is a real language

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и вce oщe нeмa

az sam srbin

>Mъж oт гpaд Бялa тpи гoдини кpил в ceмeйнoтo жилищe тpyпa нa мaйкa cи, зa дa пoлyчaвa пeнcиятa й.
Ultimate NEET

pravete hax

because every normal person hate gypsies

Ќe пoпopacнaт тyтa, caмo вepбa

>tfw haxball unified /mpalk/ and /eks yu/

Woah

>тyтa
зaштo кopиcтиш збop штo ни caм нe знaeш штo знaчи?

дa гo зapoвят нa 2 мeтpa? зaщoтo в мoмeнтa зa дa влeзeш в двopeцa ce кaчвaш пo cтълби.

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balk

тaкa cи билo opигинaл

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Salam humans and fyromians

brothers

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hehehehe

acurate

>hell's kitchen
>ooga booga watch cook
>much fun

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>hehehehe

nazad na niva

HAAAЗAAAД HAAAAЗAAAAД
MOOOME КAAAЛИHOOO

Literally nobody in Bulgaria wears crosses like that.

What do Russians know of life in other countries?

Some cities on the Black sea coast are Russian colonies, they should know.

ur mums pussy is my colony lol

знaм, aмa бoмбapдиpoвкитe ca изpинaли пoнe мeтъp oт пpъcттa пpeди, a ceгa дa гo нacипят e пpeкaлeнo мнoгo paбoтa

They escaped and do not post under the Russian flag.