Please ban me for several days

Who spills that much yogurt that ends up on his hair?

I don't know I guess she is just very clumsy

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Before this thread ultimately gets deleted, I want to share the fact that I recorded myself riding a dildo and doing various other fun activities the other day, but half of the footage turned out to be blurry because I had accidentally rubbed some lubricant on my camera lens.
Bluder of the century.

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Thanks for sharing

all that means you get to do it all over again.

That's the upside of it, I guess.

Don't forget to share and most importantly, enjoy doing it.

Of course. I think I'll have to lose at least 5 kilos to feel comfortable sharing it with people, though.
I have fun doing it, but I can't help but think it will be even more fun if there was somebody else with me. Not necessarily to fuck me; even him (or her?) ramming my ass with a dildo while rubbing my body sensually would be nice.

you can always crop your face if you don't feel comfortable sharing, high quality is not required to post here after all.
Human contact always feels great.

:(

You've got a point, but I want things to look good. I'm a bit shy in front of the camera. I want to get used to it, and I want to have good lighting that makes things look clear and pleasant to the eye. And of course, I'd like to be pleasant to the eye, too.

You haven't?

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Bulgarian (a.k.a. expert on yoghourt) here. This cum actually looks more like high-fat yoghourt than cum.
Only difference is that it couldn't possibly end up as strandy when you pour it on a girl.

>more like
Dude, I have never seen (my) cum that looks so thick and white (instead of colourless) like they show in the hentai.

Juice Slut

Aussia racsim at best
Cunt

OR a slut turning everything into something sexual

there was a time Jow Forums was alpha dogs, serial killers real gangsta hanging out
these days its cancer and fagets like you

the problem with fags is you cant even tell them to shove it up the ass
pathetic

If you don't jack off for a while it can look like that. Maybe not exactly like it looks in hentai, but the texture, the taste, the appearance... they all change for the better if you don't beat it every day, and for example, limit yourself to jacking it once a week.
Cum can even be a very, very, very, very, very light cream-ish yellow if you abstain long enough from masturbating. And this is not just in my experience, this is completely normal. I heard that straight from the horse's mouth - a doctor that works in that business.

Jow Forums is unmoderated

You've tasted your own semen?

>tfw can't blow two loads

>this thread is still up
nice

>Oda Non
Good taste pajeet.

Not true. I was banned just yesterday (unjustified)

>G*rman
It's justified.

did you say offensive shit in a general?

>G*rman
It's justified.

that coconut milk

Bump

No, I filter all generals. However, it was a shitpost, but not banworthy imo

>it was a shitpost, but not banworthy

>bumping an active thread
?
I replied to a shitpost thread. Thread was deleted, I was b&

90% of Jow Forums is shitpost m8

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Me on the middle right.

So this is now a Designated Shitting Thread?

You guys are pathetic holy fuck. I've never seen this level of abhorrent shitposts on anywhere except this board. Just leave your computer and go out.

>I've never seen this level of abhorrent shitposts on anywhere except this board
have you not seen the mind-numbingly stupid posts on r9k?