/brit/

yh dis is the plan
after a sexy, sexy gaming laptop

get one of those Chinese plate warmers

runt drug

get a job you fucking mongo

She was cute, a little thick but nice tita and bunda
I liked Brazil a lot even though friends and family told me it would be shit ad to be super careful (I don't get this aversion to poor countries)

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been talking to a piff brown lass and she followed me on insta lads

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i did work experience at vinnies

was boring as fuck

made this picture

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which one of you is this?

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I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Edible.

anime

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tell me we aren't being infantalised

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Love Chess as a game and respect GMs but if you think of it, Chess Grandmasters are kind of pathetic. They are some of the less educated "professional" people. Most of them have not even finished HS. All they did all their life is develop a model of an abstract board game in their minds. That's literally all their life.

not allowed to be permanently employed on my visa haha & nobody wants to hire me, i did some reception stuff a while ago but they let me go cos i had no work ethic

i got quite a few brasilian m8s here and they're top lads
bunch of drunks
they have warned me about not going to where they're from in brasil without them or one of their families tho coz it is a bit dangerous
i think they all carry a 9 in brasil

>using smileys
par for the course

I heard Brazilian people are really nice and like to party.

the absolute state of "modern" society

do what orientals do and use a thick ceramic teapot to keep it warm and a smaller cup to drink from

not really feasible is it? cant exactly ring a dealer and be like 'alright mate im after a 20 but can i have it in 3 muffins?'

This anti incel propaganda is a psyop to distract us from the Hollywood sex cults

puttering

emojis themselves are infantilising

youtube.com/watch?v=myIHH4CzARk

DEM FOOKIN TORIES TOOK ME BENNIES AWAY

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keep buying food i have no intention of using

just bought all the ingredients for a big chili with meat to last me a week but i can't be arsed to cook it and the bits will just go off while i order a pizza instead

i am using a thick ceramic teapot

kek

Actually lost my 2.2k rating last summer. Was never great.

Can't stand the presence of f*males if music isn't playing

sometimes look through the idolm@ster threads on /vg/ and its amazing how they can remember the names of hundreds of anime girls. a little bit jealous that i can't get into it.

Right then lads lets have at it.. name one good thing about you and one bad thing about you

She looks nice user. I had a sort of Brazilboo phase for a while. I was learning Portuguese and even booked flights before everything went tits up.

Have you listened to Mallu Magalhaes? She's got some nice choons.
youtube.com/watch?v=f7UBDGt8VK8

Just been for a shirtless run in the sun down the beach and that. All the grannies at the caravan park were slavering over my pecs and abs and shining sheen. If you're a lardarse then sort it out because you need to feel that at least once in your life.

If only women's emotions were black and white like chess...

good: normal
bad: the more i post here the less normal i become

>keep buying x i have no intention of using
welcome to capitalism haha

got a nice thick juicy cock

hiv positive

>good
can fit into small spaces
>bad
easy to lose in tall grass

> Good
My humility

> Bad
My enormous cock

To be fair I only went to Rio and São Paulo
Never got to see the Amazon or anywhere in the north
Brazilians are good lads though and I felt really comfortable there embracing my inner MEDoid

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>good
>
>bad
>tldr

love going outside and going virgin freak hunting

you can spot a virgin a mile away

>good
not a rapist

>bad
never had sex

runt hunt
runt hunt
*dabs war paint on face*
RUNT HUNT

I can make anyone laugh. I'm arrogant

>a little thick

she's just fat simple as

arrogant student twat ur not funny

Are you a darkie?

youtube.com/watch?v=AoINhH4gNw8

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>Good
Amiable and dependable

>Bad
Seem to carry an ancient curse that prevents me from getting a gf

NEED her routine

how is he going to earn a living after trumps term ends

good: I can cook really well
bad: I'm a manlet

why don't Northern Irish Catholics/Republicans just move to the Republic of Ireland? Why do they need to have Northern Ireland too? Seems a bit greedy tbqh

she looks about 35 and shes fat, right up my street really

not toiling today. might wank

So you're a short order cook?

god bless the russians

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ah got blistas on me fingaz

it's mind boggling to me how he earns any money at all

my m8s aims in life seem to be drinking large quantities of beer while bbqing large quantities of meat
i have to say it's an effective distraction from existential dread

Perhaps by being the most talented and visionary musical producer and trendsetter in the world?

Not so much, and I like this anyway more than skinny twig girls

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Not a student, fuck face.

Is that your kilo of alprazolam hah

whether its my timeless fashion sense, my impeccable wit, my vast intellect, my lithe physique, my appreciation for the finer arts, my galactic gimmick archive, my piercing gaze, my i-know-something-you-dont smirk, my effortless sitting style, my busy fingers, my tuneless but entirely inoffensive singing voice, my urban dialect, my total fearlessness or the many knots i know how to tie, i seem to make fans everywhere i go

very recessed gums
should see a dentist

cant stop gaming

failed my driving test for honking at the lolly pop lady

polite

cheating on my gf

;)

Looks like Llandudno on a sunny day

ah yes, the Aylesbury urban dialect

>le recessed gums
oh fuck off that's normal for most people

you're probably one of those weirdos with those tiny teeth and huge amount of gums
that looks weird

you are now breathing manually
you are now blinking manually

Can the rebels just give up already? Heaven forbid! It's not like they have any hope at all in winning

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How do you know that place?

i think therefore i game

Love being told what to do.

pay up piggie

fucking hate weebs

want to suffocate to death on mammaries

the "rebels" will give up when their money and arms supplies from the us, britain, france, israel, turkey and saudi dry up

weathered hooves bashed this post out

fucking hate dweebs

Who are the purple, blue and yellow? Team yellow looks like it's doing alright 2bqh.

despise squares who don't even know how to use simple words like "earthy"