>Be me, Portuguese guy in Barcelona
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a spanish woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Hola"
>She replies with "Hola"
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>She says "Cool"
>She asks me what I'm doing in Catalonia
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly a gang of about 15 muslims appear and start loitering next to us
>They start jeering and harassing the spanish lady
>I say"How about you Moor scumbags stop harassing her?"
>They run up to me and surround me, some of them pulling out switchblades
>I grab my rosary necklace and put it over my CR7 t-shirt
>They lunge at me, ready to kill
>I shout "por São Jorge e Pátria!" and charge back at them
>in a storm of fists and kicks I beat the shit out of all of my attackers
>Their leader asks while coughing up blood "W-Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honourable and glorious country on earth, sons of the Reconquista, never conquered, slayers of Moors and Jews and the last home of the Templars
>They limp away, pissing themselves with fear and crying crocodile tears while babbling on about hate crime, the same crocodile tears muslims cry to exploit the charitable nature of the average European
>Suddenly the Catalan girl start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful Iberian
>She says "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately scatalan men are leftist cuckholds who despise christianity, king and country and inferior to the Suebi-Gallaecian men of the west..."
>I look at sky, smile and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, Portuguese guy in Barcelona
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Rape baby mutt
>never conquered
every single time
don't come to Barcelona if you want to find a girl with a Spanish flag
>not an Asian qt this time
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You were only able to establish a personal union because we were in shambles and had virtually no army to even contest it, not that the nobles who were drooling for spanish silver cared.
And we never became a part of Spain when compared to Aragon. As soon as you started fucking up we gtfo, didn't we?
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
Stopped reading there
Based Barbosa. Conquering two countries in two days.
What about the caliphate? You were completely invaded and conquered
So were you then but at that point Portugal or Castile didn't even exist. Following that logic, we were both were and conquered by the Celts, the Romans and the Visigoths/Swebi to name a few, right?
how come portugal exists? why didn't spain destroy them?
They are übermensch with moustache, you can't beat them.
Iberian women were made for BBC
An excellent post
That's caucasoid dna berber (pre historic origin) you dumb retard, also,
north africans are part iberian in the first place since both share an iberian neolithic component, so admixture of affinity comparisons between north africans and iberians cannot truly determine how much "north african" an iberian is, because it's shared literally pre historic dna, and north africa used to be a literally 1/3rd sub saharan, and started to get bleached hard by iberian farmers until they turned into 1/20th sub saharan, and then the arab expansion began, and they turned more and more african overtime.
Of course in any pca map, iberians are not related to northafricans whatsover.
lol
Is there ANYONE who can stop João? Guy travels around the world, makes the locals piss themselves, and impregnates girls!
I can't wait until he finally gets to visit his own country.
Stop stealing my pasta you motherfucker child
>I grab my rosary necklace and put it over my CR7 t-shirt
1 in 10 Portuguese walks around like that
Epic post
i bet he's sorry he brought it up now
good man
>never conquered
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>slayers of Moors
YOU are moors
Cool projection achmed.
>en.wikipedia.org
But our government was in Rio de Janeiro?
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But Filipe I was our king as he inherited it from his nepher Sebastião I,that wasn't an invasion when he was already in Lisbon.
>en.wikipedia.org
Literally you were cucked by the french, and we resisted, onlçy 3 countries in europe did it, England, Portugal and Russia.
And also, you are implying we didn´t kicked your ass after? we expelled the french and then you swapped sides and joined us to fight them, a complete parody.
>en.wikipedia.org
portuguese on both sides, and again, we have expelled you....
whiter than you alberto
>But our government was in Rio de Janeiro?
Which is in Brazil, Portugal, the land you were talking about, was conquered.
>But Filipe I was our king
You are right in this one
good work!
Whatever, you were conquered and therefore you are not "never conquered" as the faggot OP claims
Ser invadido não é ser conquistado.
Onde esta Castela? Portugal ainda esta aqui.
cool meme, just read and don´t embaress yourself 'spanish'nigga:
Amazing
The eternal anglo helped moortugal, thus fucking asspain
The most funny liltle uehueh-ape is that after we kicked the moors ass, we kicked the spanish ass, without much to none help of anglo.
> he doesn't know about Tabarnian slags
Did you post Japanese version right?
fuck off turkroach
all of our immigrants walks like that
The story of Nuno Alvares is almost anime-tier.
>wanting to fuck a Spanish woman
Hahaha enjoy your rape charges with no innocence presumption.
Is this the Fernando poster?
>poortuguese guy posts a variant of his infamous greentext mocking its big bro spain
>proceeds to get BTFO by based manolo and jordi
no tits
I agree. Jokes aside, do any of you Spaniards ever find it strange or even weird that you're living in an incomplete (Hi)spain(ia)? I mean you Castilians were pretty successful in uniting the peninsula but we never really let you fulfill your goal even if you tried as hard as you could when you had the chance. Not the mention the Basque and the Catalonians want out these days. Doesn't it sting a little?
20.000 vs 3000
lel
Spain has 90% of the Iberian mediterranean sea, 100% of the iberian bay of Biscay (and access to the atlantic sea) and have shared borders with france and andorra, plus 90% of the forests and green area of the Iberian peninsula.
I don't think they need any more territory. Be reassured.
>Spain has 90% of the Iberian mediterranean sea
Don't you mean 100%?
It would've happened had it not been for the H*bsburgs.
>Of course in any pca map, iberians are not related to northafricans whatsover.
This so much
Also, don't trust those "green areas", use the satellite view.
99.99% (because of Gibraltar)
I never saw an Argentine defending the Spanish, could you be masquerading as something you are not? Like being white for example
Damn, forgot about that.
Iberians are moors, I'm Amerindian.
I'm just stating facts from a neutral point of view.
I am a Greek
They don´t understand it, it's much for their heads.
Lol nigger. Of course it can be determined. It's about 15% of your DNA, moorish shitskin.
>this level of delusion
try harder albanian monkey
>delusion
Yeah, you're pretty deluded.
And what is your pic supposed to prove anyway? That they look like iberians? Oh wow I didnt know that.
>low runs
>deep runs (k36, k15 etc)
Yes you are.....
>I don't understand anything but here have some chart
Moor, please.
>Orcadian 0.5%
What the fucking fuck?
More lies, are you not tired of lying?
That was fake news. There was a colonial/immigrant among the group and he got harassed so he chimped out with the usual muh racism. Apparently he forgot to check for cameras before making up a story.
Use google translate
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What makes you think so?
They reason we didn't fight you off properly when Philip came marching to establish a personal union was because the nobles wanted spanish silver. Most people didn't like the idea but couldn't really fight (although they tried and got massacred obviously), we were so much in shambles at the time we didn't even have a standing army at the time. And in the 60 years the followed, you basically helped us get our empire fucked by the everyone else (and still managed to held on to in part, miraculously) while using us as cannon-foder. Not the mention the repressive policies that ensued after Philip (I of Portugal) died. No surprise that soon enough we gtfo and never let the same happen again, not that you didn't try.
tl;dr:An important part of the Portuguese nationality is not being a part of Spain, from it's inception, and when you had a chance to make things right, you didn't. Don't blame the Austrians, blame your arrogance that some say persists to this day (though I disagree with the latter part).
It's all noise dude, all those calculators run to even reach on pre historic stuff.
Lying about you being 10-15% nafri? Kek
I'm still waiting for you gedmatch results by the way.
Yes those type of lies nigga.
Why are the north italians so close to us?
Your DNA result on K15. Where is it?
The only thing that i give you is peanuts and bananas.
>implying the catalan girl wouldn't side with the moors
What are you afraid of, subhuman?
Oh I know. That nafri DNA of yours.
Spain didn’t exist in the 14th century brainlet
Butthurt moortuguese back at it with the fernando meme
>sex before marriage
REPENT
BASED
not him but yes
The retarded kid had to die, fuck him for it.
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