1 : your cunt

1 : your cunt

2: your favorite chocolate

3: your age

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whoops i forgot to say im 19

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It's an abusive relationship.

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Only the most ethical slave beans harvested from the most humanely treated Brazilianos

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Your black mom

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Ferrero Rocher
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good choice my friend
is alpen gold owned by mondelez? and where is it produced?

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2. lunch bars, delicious as fuck but the sweetness makes your teeth hurt sometimes

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is this shit just a rebranding of milka

i really want to drive across europe for a culinary experience
any candy that's a MUST to try?

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Yes, you are are not a child or woman
You are just american
And you are overweighted at your 27 already
That's why your doctor insist on not allowance of chokolade for you.

>americans so fat they don't know what dark chocolate is

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Oreo Milka
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Whatever lidl or aldi

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Smarties
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The chocolate in Bundeswehr MREs
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>LIDL

mijn man

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>Oreo
Why people love oreos is beyond me they're just shit chocolate bourbons

are you in the bundeswehr?

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Sieg heil my friend

You haven’t lived until you have eaten this. I’m 20.

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Please buy better italian chocolate. That kinder shit is terrible.

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Yes, but only voluntary service
Y-you too friend

>dark chocolate
Thanks no

Don't eat chocolate, just these little cakes.

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are there any worthwhile officer career paths? Considering it as an option after uni if my german is good enough by then, and it looks like a nice way to get some work experience and shekels.

but it's so smooth and good
and their refrigerated snacks are so good as well
espacially maxi king
and will there ever be a better commircial than this?
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Make me Giuseppe

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Kinder bueno is shit

These are great

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Fuck off we're full

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>Fuck off we're full
...of pakis

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Yes, it's a very good job. You get payed a lot, and receive a lot of education and training. And the Bundeswehr is currently hiring like crazy.
But you need to be a German citizen.
Nothing for me because to become an officer you have to sign up for 15 years or so I think.

Owned by Kraft Jews (Mondelez) but produced in Russia
Alpen gold is cheap milka with bigger variety of flavours and produced in Russia

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>And the Bundeswehr is currently hiring like crazy.

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No, is pleb

I'm a citizen desu ne. Thanks fren I'll consider it.

Calm down

They main rifle is a broom

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I ( ) change my answer to Toblerone.

How can a Brazzilian even afford this?

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good shit

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I don't know if it's a product but I'd murder someone to eat more of this.

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sounds decent

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>he pays 9 nok for a kinder maxi

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>everyone on Jow Forums is in their mid to late 20's

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ye 90s generation, this is our site what did you think

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brazil
coconut chocolat bars
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>shitalian products in german MRE

You have been MED'd kamerad

This or the bar one.

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75+% dark
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I don't like them. They remind me of kids with their mouths lathered with chocolate and pieces of crayon.

O-okay.

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Happy birthday user!

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costs 0,69 Euro

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>milka with bigger variety
>bigger
>variety
I don't fucking think so, kiddo

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the perfect blend of chocolate and non-chocolate
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I always see these at the $1 store, and I think they're over-priced.

Wish we had more varieties of Milka over here. All we get are these

Great taste.
Biscuit chocolate is the best chocolate.

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if I'm feeling like a pleb I'll just get some Cadbury fruit and nut.

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Belgian choco bars, heaven on earth

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Happy b-day

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Happy birthday, user.
You're my favorite chocolate!

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This but holy shit are they expensive.

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My french woman friend gave me this chocolate. so tasty.

i agreed
but i think 70% COCOA is better than 90%

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>very dark
>71%
riiight

Btw, pic related is actually pretty delicious, gotta admit that the swiss know how to chocolate.

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marabou is the superior version of milka and cadbury

Pretty much, shame that you can improve taste of shit only so much tho.
Fazer is a whole separate species when it comes to chocolate.

although i like ferrero rocher too

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1º - Rafaello
2º Ferrero Rocher

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i want to try fazer
i've heard good stuff about it but they don't sell fazer chocolate here

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