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waheyy

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thinking about how I need to get rid of my love handles and have a beach body for ibiza in august but then I go downstairs and start snacking on nuts and ricecakes haha what am I like

FUCKED IT

sue

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a fat cunt, that's what

Oh yeah haha. Useless cunts.

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absolute classic

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NEED a robot gf lads

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Any snapchat man in? Am I supposed to save every line of the convo

would love to chin that smug four eyed twat on the ring advert

pue

I'm a simple man. I see ass, I upvote.

three elections i have voted green

three elections i have wasted my vote

remember when we btfo /soc/ last night haha quality one boys

any private health insurance man in

love having a job with benefits

once traded the tarq in our class some runty card for his shiny charizard, clearly he didnt know the value of what he had, felt a bit bad at the time, now just realize that it was the fair distribution of wealth at playy

Fast for 18 hours a day and do high intensity cardio like the nutter you know you are.

arse does nothing to me
chebs man i am me

fuck off doug

how much do local councillors get paid

I broke my nofap.

old gfs, tranny gfs, and robot/ai gfs should all be seen the same way. none of them can produce children but you can still have relationships with them

200k

Got promoted at work boys.

nice

When will i

how do you end a friendship

don't see the appeal of promotions
why would anyone want more responsibilities

my lightbulb broke and it's too dark to change it

mummy hasn't phoned me even though she said she would :(

feeling unloved :(

All that monotonous cock sucking is starting to payoff.

head rent boy?

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i literally cry every day
my suffering will not end until i die
imagine that, the entire remainder of your miserable life as a living death

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nice selfie paddy la

she blinded me with science

have cried exactly twice since i was 12

Which is the best British sitcom ever? Question open to all flags.

Dislike when people show that they take some sort of pride in their occupation.

More money
I kind of like my line of work too

Lots of bullshit in science

*strips down to underwear and dances for you, but just as a prank*

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Every Man is ENTITLED to a VIRGIN Wife

Quite liked Black Books when I saw it years ago

peep show

will personally fight anyone who tries to call it reddit

Stockholm syndrome is real user.
You do lines at work?

peep show is unironically reddit as fuck, watched by the same people who frequent r/unitedkingdom and go on about how british people like queueing and drinking tea xDDDD

I say OFAH, it's odd how little it's aged considering.

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found a picture of a naked lady i liked so much i printed it out and stuck it on my bedroom door

sorry lad ill bring her round in a min x

booking my flight to alicante as we speak

I think series 8+9 are really bad, but 1-7 are still great.

why does it get people mad when they find out im 23 and my dad pays my rent? is it just jealousy or does it run deeper than that

isn't there an episode where del boy falls through a bar? haha

need a bf lads

sort of don't care about the 6.8 anymore, should I ask her out anyway? dunno

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who is she

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soy family

any mandem watching 999:whats your emergency? on channel 4 now?

this episode is about runts attacking their mothers

josie

come back n'gubu...

some 4/10 skank who posts here

He's going to get snow in his mouth if he keeps his mouth open!

GOOD lad

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got an offer for a graduate job today lads!!!!!! 28k starting!!!!!!!!!! physics wasn't a meme!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah I vape

more of a bilabo man myself

kill yourself you impossible pathetic, sad, boring CUNT, amazing that on a board consisting of the same thirty mental cases, schizophrenics and virgin freaks, you manage to be one of the most insufferable posters here, the only thing you have going for you are the cat pictures, maybe just cut the words out of each post you interminably dull fucker

>physics

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you'll be numb to it soon

Just registered for the Biffy Clyro pre-sale

I'd appreciate it if you all did the same

Gonna nok u the FUK out pablo

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anyone hear about all those africans moving to alicante just the other day?

err...yeah.... she's a bit busy right now pal hehe ;)

>physics
do a real degree

post songs for real men

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any other works of fiction like Bioshock or The Shape of Water with that kind of underwater, dark and greenish, set in the 60s Noir aesthetic going on?

it's a very cool visual style

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>gf
>Good job
>Nice place
>Proud parents
>Amazing posts in /brit/

Where did it all go so right lads?

told

a very specific set of people posting tonight

don't like the vibe

eating taco bell

agreed

elaborate

>no Season 2 of Riverdale on Pengflix yet

Ffs

the chuckle brothers are getting back together lads!

speaking of insufferable cunts
have you tried swallowing cyanide yet you psychopathic twat

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people are actually booking time off work so they can protest Trump in London. such sorry lives they must lead. deary me.

>Riverdale

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wonder if there will be a riot at this trump protest thing

might go in that case
im not a criminal or an anarchist or anything, i just think it would be interesting to see a riot first hand

sometimes struggle to tell whether or not the posts here are ironic and self aware

I'm a classical liberal

Sad!

grim

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it is for the uk

why aren't they protesting saudi visits