>Be me, Portuguese guy in Finland
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a Finnish boy sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Hei"
>He replies with "Hei"
>I sit next to him
>He asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>He says "Cool"
>He asks me what I'm doing in Finland
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly a gang of about 15 muslims appear and start loitering next to us
>They start jeering and harassing the Finnish guy
>I say"How about you Moor scumbags stop harassing him?"
>They run up to me and surround me, some of them pulling out switchblades
>I grab my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me, ready to kill
>I completely destroy them
>Their leader asks while coughing up blood "W-Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honourable and glorious country on earth, sons of the Lusitanian and the Suebi, never conquered, slayers of Moors and Jews and the last home of the Templars
>Suddenly the Finnish boy starts hugging me and kissing me
>I grab him and bring him to my bed where we have sex.
>We adopt a finnish girl and a portuguese boy which eventually have sex and have beautiful Lusitanian-Suebi-Suomi children
>He says "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately Finnish men are leftist cuckholds who despise christianity, king and country and are inferior to the Suebi-lusitanian men of the west..."
>I look at sky, smile and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, Portuguese guy in Finland
I thought they used moi
isn't hei a swede/norge/dane word?
Based Fernando Martinez
christianity almost destroyed europe you fucking retard
based
>Be me, Albanian guy in Japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a Japanese girl sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Ku jeni"
>She replies with "Nanda?"
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "SHQIPNIA"
>She says "Cool"
>She asks me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly a gang of about 15 baldies appear and start loitering next to us
>They start jeering and harassing the Japanese girl
>I say"How about you bald scumbags stop harassing her?"
>They run up to me and surround me, some of them pulling out switchblades
>I grab my eagle necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me, ready to kill
>I completely destroy them
>Their leader asks while coughing up blood "W-Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from-I stop speaking because I spot a m*Nga in their bags
>The girl was reading m*Nga too
>I grab her and bring her to the pavement where I smash her weebfag head
>Kill all the other weebfags just by looking at them
>Look up and say "Tomorr please take me to ARBERIA and tsunami this shithole"
BASED joao pereira
Based João is back and he is even double based for speaking Swedish while in Finland
i knew it was fake from the beginning because Finns are really autistic and sperg out when you smalltalk if they don't know you
t. moshe goldblatt
you're probably trolling but you know jesus was a jew, right?
nice try
>>Be me, Portuguese guy in Finland
>in Finland
S T O P
T
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what's the issue?
could've been true otherwise but a finn male would never be that social. must've been a fennoswede.
Antonio Salazar is proud of you.
actually a good reading material, would read again desu
true
this but unironically
both are used, moi is probably more common
the old saluteeee
I want to IMPREGNATE FINNISH BOIPUCCI
I want to have my pink hairless boipucci inseminated by strong Portuguese Man desu
butts can't get pregnant
B A S E D
we are no longer strong like in the past.. we are cucks now
speak for yourself ruben, i proudly wore my cravo yesterday
I want to fuck you in the butt and then cuddle and whisper sweet nothings into you ear
>the confirmation you are a cuck
wtf
I find it silly we celebrate an event that resulted in a comunist dictatorship and almost divided the country in two in the following year.
Even if you ignore 74-75, it is merely a power shift from a set of families to the set of families right bellow them. The bureaucracy still is huge (although it's better now), public sector still is a cancer (and that did not get any better) and there is no shortage of artifacts from bygone ages (e.g tabacaria nacional)
I want to fuck surprise in the butt
i want to find love in finland
Not Christianity, Crusaders.
Wtf is that?
big if true