What is your favourite nordic country?

la abominación...

>far away from Russia
American education strikes again!

And here comes the assblasted swedes. Like clockwork. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I dislike Sweden, it's just not my favorite. Too landlocked for my tastes, and too close to Finland

I can shorten your list to just one item:
>it has oil

they border russia

russia

I'm not assblasted and I don't deny Norway is a better country than Sweden right now. I'm just saying they took in the same amount of immigrants percentually as we did, and are basically a Sweden-lite in terms of cuckoldry. So you'll be disappointed there

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Barely. Most of Norway is very far away from Russia. I would go closer to the southwest parts of Norway

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>I'm just saying they took in the same amount of immigrants percentually as we did, and are basically a Sweden-lite in terms of cuckoldry.
>thinking I meant immigrants when I said cucked
You're proving my point user. If I picked Sweden, I doubt a bunch of norwegians would be shitting on my choice right now. That attitude is what I meant by cucked

Just stop while you have some dignity left. It's clear you didn't check.

The Best Nordic country is Russia
Prove me wrong

Sweden

Finland.

>Unironically using the word cuck as reasoning
Jow Forums taught you well
>Far away from russia
Norway is closer
>Landlocked
Have you seen a map?

this is your average american brain

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And now here comes the assblasted finn. Christ, this is why I wouldn't go anywhere near Sweden or Finland

Brazil

We are not Nordic, how often do I have to repeat this?

See, this is exactly why Norway was the correct choice. Proven right once again

Azēbåjan

You chose norway because of a few swedes and finns prove you don't know what you're talking about and are full of shit?
well reasoned, again a showing of the american intellectual

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You were right to pick Norway user

Maybe if you'd admit you're wrong once in a while you'd get more along with people.

Stop it man, you're obviously assblasted about his comment about Finland aren't you.
Think of it this way: it's optimal. No one wants to come here and we don't want them to.
Tbh I'm really fucking close to moving away from this shithole but I want it to stay the way it is so it's nice to visit once and awhile. Without any outsiders ruining the serenity.

youtube.com/watch?v=Scxs7L0vhZ4

sorry, but you are

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Stop replying to him. He will freak out and fall asleep.

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That's really nice. We should go for drinks sometime.

I'd never been even in one.
But my mom like ABBA so if i should choose one probably this's Sweden.

I haven't heard about any fjords or nice mountains in Sweden. I imagine it's just forests and a coastline. The Baltic Sea is also one of the most polluted seas in the world i've heard.

Proof? Nordic countries have vast forests, mountains and harsh winters. Denmark has none of those, ergo we are not nordic.

Fake news

must be from all the somalian WHOOPS i meant swedish feces they be puttin in it

Finland.

Finns I've met (one guy and one grl) were the coolest and smartest people I've come across. They seem a lil bit autist at first but it's just they don't like stupid shit and mostly keep to themselves.

Also they had balls of steel facing Russia in the winter and continuation wars.

I don't care about his opinions about Finland, I care that he's factually incorrect.

southern sweden and coastal norway has shitty winters as well

both of you guys have more somalians than us

>have a personal preference
>you: "WTF THAT NOT WHAT I WOULD PICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Don't get me wrong, I don't have perfect information about Norway, and have never been there. But it just how I would feel if I had to pick one

You're leaving out information.
One of the reasons were that you think we're more cucked while that isn't the case.

Norway cause black metal and cult personas like Varg.

Excluding Finland its Denmark

youtube.com/watch?v=x-x6LZsnEtk

>I like elephants because they have nice pink color
>me: "Elephants are gray"
>WHAT, YOU ASSBLASTED NIGGER, YOU JUST HATE ELEPHANTS REEEEEEEE

Two can play this game.

Norway is obviously first for me but Iceland is a strong second

iceland
they are strong and smart and things

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They all look like utopias from here.

As a country? Norway because it's beautiful.

As a people? Either the icelandic or the danes becaus they are chill and not arrogant

Ok then you're fine in my book. You're noble in your quest but remember that correcting one 'murican doesn't change much... I mean were you really that surprised that he was wrong, an american who's wrong?

>a Finnish person unironically posted this
>mfw

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youtu.be/MxvTQ2DRXno

He's right you subhuman

I like this

youtube.com/watch?v=cJAPs5QZyQA

I know it's mostly futile effort, but I'm an idealist at heart. I believe even Americans can be taught given enough time.

Where are you going?

youtu.be/yMPPmhJkJaA

>continuation wars.
Went a bit brainlet here

I respect that. Don't lose yourself though.
Haven't decided yet.

>Tbh I'm really fucking close to moving away from this shithole but I want it to stay the way it is so it's nice to visit once and awhile.
Just leave and never comeback and dont complain when the country you batrayed doesnt look as you want

Chill dude, think of it more like me going out there spreading the strong seed. You can stay and take care of this precious land while I go impregnate all the women.

What made you consider leaving? What's wrong with Funland?

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They're all shit-tier countries

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Nothing

If nothing's wrong
Why leave?

Grass is greener

It's a long list but mostly stuff that's personal. A lot of bad memories and mistakes I've made. Wouldn't mind living some place warm. And it's been a dream to live abroad ever since I was a kid. I want a wholesome life and spending it in one cunt seems one sided.

Finland is unironically the best country in the world and the only reason someone would want to leave this place is because they want a new beginning

>ctrl + f
>denmark
>1/2

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This dude isn't me wtf:
t.

>too landlocked

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literally any other nordic country is better than denmark, might as well face that fact

Iceland

Thanks

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Sweden

Iceland and Finland

I hope this american is trolling.

>Norway is literally bordering russia while Sweden does not
>Norway is not as bad in the migrant situation but still not good
>And apparently we are landlocked even though we cover more of the baltic sea than any other country.
>on top of it he wont admit that he was wrong, simply by saying that youre assblasted for pointing out his faults.

>facts are dismissed because they dont line up with his opinions

Thanks for the laugh bro

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Russia

Lots of your countrymen move to Norway
Number one destination for swedes. What's so surprising?

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Yes, but Norway is part of NATO.

>Number one destination for swedes.
Number one is the US, you literal mong.

Im not surprised that people move to norway.
The ones who leave were the ones who fucked this country anyways so im glad, just wish we could revoke their right to vote here if they returned.

Literally said here that I didn't have perfect info on Norway

Also, this just shows your a non English speaker. Any native english speaker would have understood what I meant when I gave the descriptions, but non english speakers can only understand the literal meaning of sentences.

Sweden really is a pathetic nation

how is saying Norway is very far away from russia a personal preference when it is not something you can have a personal preference of?

Thats like saying my personal preference is that the grass is red and if you dont respect my preference you're an assblasted non native english speaker.

I clearly also said I liked the proximity to the ocean. Also, in what world can you not have a personal preference to be close or far away from something? If you don't like the small of a certain food, it is your preference to not want to be around. You have to be bait at this point

swe

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So do you accept my preference that id rather live in the netherlands than switzerland because the netherlands is very far away from belgium even though they share borders?

i have no problem with you prefering to live in norway, but basing your preference of false information is absolute cretin tier.

You understand that the border is extremely far away, right? Might as well say America borders Russia because the tip of Alaska is almost touching it. If you want a more accurate description, I meant that I prefer Norway the farthest corners of Norway have a longer distance away from a Russian border than do the farthest corners of Sweden. Happy?

Its not far away from Nord-Norge.
But skåne on the other hand is further away from Russia than most of norway you know?
both of our countries are close to russia so i dont see it as an argument for your preference.