Be me, Albanian guy in Japan

>Be me, Albanian guy in Japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a Japanese girl sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Ku jeni"
>She replies with "Nanda?"
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "SHQIPNIA"
>She says "Cool"
>She asks me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly a gang of about 15 baldies appear and start loitering next to us
>They start jeering and harassing the Japanese girl
>I say"How about you bald scumbags stop harassing her?"
>They run up to me and surround me, some of them pulling out switchblades
>I grab my eagle necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me, ready to kill
>I completely destroy them
>Their leader asks while coughing up blood "W-Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from-I stop speaking because I spot a m*Nga in their bags
>The girl was reading m*Nga too
>I grab her and bring her to the pavement where I smash her weebfag head
>Kill all the other weebfags just by looking at them
>Look up and say "Tomorr please take me to ARBERIA and tsunami this shithole"

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nice.

Topkek

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>Ku jeni
That's not Japanese user

based analbanian

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>I grab her and bring her to the pavement where I smash her weebfag head
tfw one less possible weeb gf

What happens when you bump into João?

Albanian visits Serbia next.

based

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Great post.