/asean/ - Mekeni mekeni dugdug do re mi

going to an international relations competition tomorrow
tell me everything i need to know about asean

Are Indonesian and Malaysian women sluts? I mean like the religious ones? Or can I reasonably assume that I will get a pure virgin wife if I marry a Muslim girl from those countries?

we all are under the mercy of Brunai

to put it simple, the one that want you to live here is religious and probably virgin, the one that want to live with you in the US is not

Is Brunei really in sharia mode?

greet them by saying 'kontol memek'

yes, but we can't oppose sultan wish

But Filipinos and you guys always claim everything bad is the work of Malaysian special forces.

it's not claim if it's a fact

Where are the proofs?

being a chink is enough proof

this

we are under sultan HASSANAL KARA BOLGIAH

Stop being racist, just because someone might be named Sidiq Foong or Abdullah Wong doesn't mean he is not malay.

MAJULAH SINGAPURA

-t. indon living in sg

Where are the Malaysian election threads on Jow Forums?

Do Malaysians don't give a fuck about their politics? I thought this is the most intense and heated GE ever.

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then stop being a chink, we won't bother you that much if you're not chink

Get back to work, Megawati. The dishes aren't gonna wash on their own.

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Ironic since the people who control Indonesia's economy are majority chinks LMFAO

malaysia is irrelevant

>this coming from Failpenis

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>this post
>chinkapore flag

>go to Padang
>go to Jogja
>go to Medan
>go to Jakarta
>almost all the business owners of ports, mines, plantations and factories are Chinese Indonesians

I know this because I deal business with Indonesian firms. The mudskin indoniggers are just bootlickers to their Chinese bosses kek.

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Too few posters, just go to reddit or lowyat if you want to hang out with PHfags. Even though Mahathir brings his apologists and cronies with him odds are against PH this time, their best chance was GE13 and they blew it.
The only outcome I can see in this GE is low/middle class chinese going further with DAP and crushing the elite/tycoon MCA hence shooting their own foot since BN will capitalize on its Malay voter base and dump the chinese altogether.

>r*ddit
>lowyat aka HWZ

No, those places are cancer with obvious racial filters. It's kinda sad that you're right. I was fucking hoping that Johor would turn DAP but Mahatir had to ruin everything.

I'm starting to believe Mahathir is a plant against PH.

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Why can't Perodua just export the Bezza? It looks decent plus it's homegrown and not a rebadge.

>Percentage of Chinese population plummets every year
>umno voters still somehow frightened to death of babi cina komunis takeover

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Only white people politic is allowed in Jow Forums. Jungle niggers like us don't matter in their eyes.

Its not like they are forced to accept him at gun point. By betraying PAS they lost malay support and willingly swallowed cyanide by making the very guy they promised to send to jail last time their savior.
Did you forget how DAP sold all the coast Penang island for reclamation to cut off the Malay coastal villages and eventually booting them off the island to Prai? And how they are hard at work to kick off Butterworth AFB along with the surrounding malay settlement to sell off the land so that they have balanced account?
Race politics is not gonna go away, its embedded to the very constitution and shaped by history. There is no changing the past.

We've been receiving reports that some of you fags didn't attend the friday prayers. Big mistake kid, open the gates and throw all of 'em to sharia jail now !

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But I am eating my post friday prayers s.o.y. pudding

>chinese number going down every year
>dap still pandering to chinese issues despite most of the leaders are banana
>kicking pas out because you're the arrogant big brother of the coalition with most number of seats
>pas realised that they don't need dap anyway since najib is friendly and open to pas unlike mahathir
>dap realised that they're gonna lose malay votes
>created amanah to rival pas
>nominate fucking mat sabu as president (who holds no respect whatsoever in malay eyes - lost 3 times in a row in pas own stronghold)
>panic
>invite mahathir who dap taunted as father of corruption and racism before to "save malaysia"
>any chinese with a brain would know that dap has sell out
>malays see this as desperate last attempt by dap to wrest power as this may be their last chance
>sabah sarawak never forget that mahathir neglected them for 22 years, unlike najib najib who focus on them
>sabahan never forget that mahathir is involved in project ic

Ah yes it is all Umno's fault that Dap will lose this time

PAS betrayed itself after Nik Aziz died because Hadi Awang is a Najib cocksucker.

This. DAP sold itself out. Mahathir joining Pakatan Harapan is the biggest mistake they made and this will cost them the election. Even PKR had an internal power struggle between themselves because of Mahathir. Azizah can't even handle her own people. SAD really because I wanted DAP to win Johor.

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Asalam aleikum

you can kind of see their logic though, they know the constituency boundaries give them Chinese supermajority seats where they are in no danger of losing to MCA so they can risk losing some Chinese votes hoping that Mahathir can help them flip rural malays and FELDA beneficiaries

>PAS betrayed itself after Nik Aziz died

How is Pas betraying itself? Pas only objective is Islam. Back then DAP pretended to support hudud to please Pas because they know that Pas didn't have the numbers to vote the law in. Once Umno supported the law, DAP suddenly became very vocal about Pas and this lead to the dissolution of Pakatan Rakyat. Pas know that if they stay in PR they're never gonna able to implement hudud.

youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vPdnfODY

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Pakatan Rakyat is based on consensus so when DAP and PKR betrayed Khalid without consensus the agreement is null. Than they started fake news campaign against PAS with muh 90 million that Claire Brown failed to produce evidence in British court then named Ambiga who goes 'I dindu nuffin this is harrasstment' when asked for evidence.

The RUU355 that Pas try to push in the parliament is needed is Pas want to implement Sharia enactment in Kelantan, amended by Nik Aziz himself in 1993. Mahathir threaten Nik Aziz to not proceed with the law or he's gonna declare emergency in Kelantan and took over. Not only that in Mahathir's time, development funds were blocked from going into Kelantan. Now DAP is opposing Nik Aziz's pet project and nominating Mahathir as PM. Only logical that Pas is no longer with opposition alliance. Even though Kelantan is still under Pas, Najib never discriminate them like Mahathir.

>Khalid Ibrahim wanted to pay Splash RM250 million
>Others in Pakatan Rakyat: "Nooo you must pay RM2.9 billion"
>Khalid Ibrahim: "This is rakyat's money and I have to be resposible"
>Others in Pakatan Rakyat: "You're fired!"

And now the state government is owing SPLASH RM4.2 billion. State gov's fund: RM3 billion. Looks like Selangor is going bankrupt first eve though they're the one saying Malaysia gonna be bankrupt any time now.

It's a dick move from UMNO against DAP. Fucking BN always play dirty reeeeeeeee

>Mahathir can help them flip rural malays
This is a misconception. Mahathir has no holding to rural Malays. They need to reign in PAS. Amanah is contending against PAS but rural Malays see Amanah as too moderate compared to PAS Wahhabist doctrine.

They should have not accepted Mahathir's party in Pakatan Harapan and let it contend on its own. That would dilute the Malay vote and let PH get the majority.

>there will never be a Malaysia with a DAP-PKR government.
Feels bad man

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>malays being malays

Yeah the whole Khalid debacle shouldn't have happened in the first place. Who knew that PKR is as power hungry and corrupt as UMNO? Frankly DAP needs more Malay representation.

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Shut up Saudi lapdog.

Did you forget about DAP corruption regarding Penang tunnel?

Malay representation in DAP is a lost cause, they've been the scary PAP trojan horse for so long that the name and logo alone instantly triggers UMNO voters. That's why they're campaigning under the PKR logo in this election,

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Wow literally a fucking non issue when BN did it way worse in their fucked up projects.

It isn't a lost cause because boomers will eventually die and plenty of my Malay friends and relatives in Malaysia are considering DAP.

The new generation aren't as gullible as the old ones where fake news and smear campaigns can sway their vote.

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dont forget to vote for our savior PRABOWO SUBIANTO
#2019 GANTI PRESIDEN

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>RM305 million feasibility study (awarded the project first, then only do feasibility study. not only that, the same company awarded the project is the same one tasked to do feasibility study)
>Deadline is April 2016
>2 years past the deadline and the report is still not completed even though RM208 already paid

Why does /asean/ hate Mahathir and Jokowi so much? Legitimate question.

Most probably because they're corrupt and/or incompetent, not like Du30 the ako mid dotard player who can tell king nigger "putang ina"

>Wow literally a fucking non issue when BN did it way worse in their fucked up projects.

So we should just overlook the corruption done by the opposition? They didn't even get to federal level yet and has the guts to be corrupt when eyes are watching them closely

>plenty of my Malay friends and relatives in Malaysia are considering DAP

This is probably DAP did so badly in their strategy. Living in their own bubble and not considering the sentiment of the majority.

>The new generation aren't as gullible as the old ones where fake news and smear campaigns can sway their vote.

The same generation that believed that Banglas were voting and blackout caused Pakatan to lose?

>The same generation that believed that Banglas were voting and blackout caused Pakatan to lose?

This really fucking happened.

>So we should just overlook the corruption done

If Najib can get away with 1MDB, why not everyone else right?

>This is probably DAP did so badly in their strategy

Agreed. They better fucking realize that PKR is unreliable and that they should have better and more Malay representation.

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freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2013/11/20/anwar-denies-there-were-40000-bangladeshi-phantom-voters/

freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2013/09/15/dap-man-concurs-pemantaus-findings-of-no-foreign-voters-blackouts/

Support n

stop politic you fuck head
both in the end are corrupt and nepotist

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today I saw many najib clown stickers pasted on electric poles around pasar seni area

It's a meme to hate a nation's hero.

And all the state land sales, flooding, all the dead rivers from attracting industry by allowing toxic dumping, Sungai Lembu cancer rate,the LGE and friends gambling den in Georgetown, the reclaimation that is threatening their own port facilities since its becoming more shallow, the bungalow, the previous SST dodging in Prai and many many more that BN kept hidden from the public for the sake of keeping the jobs.

gib money

nongpoy?

Nazi, what else.
Gas fix everything.

>Avengers Infinite War is the most ambitious crossover event in history

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Nazi weeaboo also works, fucking Nazis revealing the defence of Singapore and got the entire commonwealth forces killed.

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This
No matter the politician, life will always fuck you over

how do I becoem cute school girl?

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ask truck-kun to reincarnate you as one

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That is why you join politics or the state to gain the power to fuck over those who would fuck you over before they fuck you over or they fuck you over first.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Fucking school girl is better than becoming one.

es kepal milo enak banget, thank you so much malaysia for your OC

why not become school girl AND fuck one?

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>If Najib can get away with 1MDB, why not everyone else right?

That moots the point of "Selamatkan Malaysia" when both sides are corrupt. Of course from your post here everyone knows that you support DAP just for the sake of them being Chinese. There's no difference between UMNO voters and DAP voters. So why many complains about this . Just 2 sides of the same coin.

If the Chinese keep voting in DAP, this will result in total wipe out of MCA/Gerakan in this election while at the same time still didn't manage to form the federal government. Once MCA and Gerakan are wiped out, I'm afraid that we Chinese will no longer have a voice in the government, not to mention the unity government between UMNO-PAS when they realised that they don't need Chinese votes to form the government. The Chinese community only have DAP to blame for this. Say goodbye to Chinese schools and your Chinese identity.

Race-based political parties were a mistake.

>Mohd Najib Thanos Razak

chinkmutt prabowo vs jongoswi 2.0

Jawak will always win
Always

balkanized indonesia when

Test.

VIRGIN JONGOSWI VS CHAD MOHD NAJIB THANOS RAZAK

A noble wish.

Is Najib a radical centrist?

When we have a strong leader from West Papua and eastern Indonesia

>reformasi happened because jawak elitists didn't want to have Habibie who was a bugis to be the president after Soeharto

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Multiculturalism was a mistake, as much as I enjoy many aspects of it, I don't see it being much successful in the long run
as long as tribalism exists within us, so will race-based politics
racemixing won't solve the problem, it won't create a homogeneous race, it'll just create new ones

>Multiculturalism was a mistake
what about UNITED MUTT NATIONAL ORGANIZATION. they're like the OG mutt in malaysia

>who is JK?

sulawesi is part of central indonesia

Are u baka? In fact it's because reformasi itself Habibie became the president.

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