American types ya'll in chat

>not posting the full meme

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Do y'all really think the southern accent makes someone sound dumb? I find it very warm and inviting but then again that just may be my inclination because I'm from the south....

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Only Dixie says ya'll

And how do you differentiate between singular and plural "you" in formal, standard English?

>tfw no US southron gf

We don't

c'est quoi qu'il est drôle ?

how do you pronounce y'all'd've

ton gros cul

Yh-ahll-dev

please vocaroo how the last word is supposed to sound

I'm guessing "y'alld of", kinda like should've (sometimes wrongly written as should of)

don't worry south friend nobody thinks its dumb

C'mon English is a meme. There is only American. Or did you ever say torch to a flashlight or lift to an elevator?

>oi m8 ya mind givin' the ol' fella a 'and roight 'ere? wot in blazes is this bollock, me old bean. Yo arse is full of tomfoolery

KUKULKAN'd

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I've always written it as yall. too lazy for an apostrophe. and the apostrophe should be at y'all but everyone puts it at ya'll for some reason.

ya'll'd've is a real thing.

It's pronounced kind of like "yaulda" right?

"yalld-iv"

source: almost 5 years in Texas

it sounds full on disabled
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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southern accent women = sex

g'day cunt tbf your accent isn't the best either

theres a weird accent but southern accents. Its sounds fine until any vowel comes up then it goes into downs territory.

Ebonics is a fine language

move*

You sound mentally handicapped unless it's faint. Then it's tolerable.

language changes all the time, all language is correct as long as that language changes into what was once thought of as incorrect.

in short, y'all are retards

broken english =/= different pronounciations

True, our blacks probably have more literature than your country lmao

y'all're*

we hardly ever enunciate our vowels as a 'long' sound. I don't understand how this inherently make the accent sound dumb though. I think a lot of the negative stereotypes can be attributed to the medias classic portrayals of hicks and hillbillies.

youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU

we have preferences that's all

that's the most grating english accent ive heard in a while
you sound like you make tutorial videos on youtube about how to minmax gp production in osrs

does y'all'd've have any meaning?

you all would have

It's hick-speak. It sounds embarrassing to the rest of us, too.

um no sweetie, redneckese is just as degenerate and disgusting as ebonics

I have had nothing but complements and flirting because of my sexy drawl. Not that disgusting twang you hear in Kentucky and Appalatchia, but the lowland drawl

dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5472813/The-attractive-accents-revealed.html

>If you're an American from the Deep South, then the chances are that when you speak - foreigners will melt.
>That's because the Deep South accent has been deemed the most attractive in a survey of people from 43 countries.

Well well...

t. deep south

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it sounds like cerebral palsy

That's the appalatchia twang I detest. East Tennessee, most of Kentucky, western NC, especially West Virginia. That whole, hillbilly, scots-Irish area speak like that. "Upper South" twang is like nails on a chalkboard. The late historian Shelby Foote and George Wallace are good examples of how we speak down here. Nice and smooth, not abrasive.

Y'all is a contraction for a plural "You." It's helpful and not "broken." This shit is do dumb. Why should It not be used?
either "Y'all" or "youse" should become common parlance.
It's like getting triggered by "ain't" as a contraction for "am not" but "aren't" is fine.
English prescriptive grammar is fucking stupid nonsense.

Tu you ustedes you guys/girls