Your cunt

>your cunt
>have you sharted in the past week?

yes, twice, and today it was horrible.my hand still smells like poop

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still smells

i shart in my hand cause my shart is hard always so i just shart in some paper in my hand and gently dump it into the toilet
i'd rather that
than having water splash onto my butthole everytime

... am i reading this correctly? you poop into a sheet of toilet paper you're holding beneath your ass?

what if you have horrible explosive diarrhea like pic related?

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Last time I sharted was about a month ago, but that was the last time I went to Walmart.

You mean pooping? I do it every day.

Um... no, sweetie. Sharting is when you think you're gonna fart, but poop comes out. It's a old American tradition going back to the days of the pilgrims.

>a old

I'm a retard

not as retarded as me

i can feel if that is comming
then hover my ass over the toilet and take a shower afterwards

coming*

Is it true that if you eat lots of GMOs and shart hard enough, the brown mist manifests as a swarm of nanobots that form into to the dreaded Walmarter?

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>form into to

the retardation...it's infectuous aaaaafhahfdhfh

uncanny

it's the power of American Education™
slowly making the world around us stupider

i am not from the south so never

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me neither but both my parents are from the south, and yes, sharting is a regular thing for me. try being 313lbs and then get back to me

Bump

>try being 313lbs and then get back to me
kys fatass

this would be correct if the new englander was a soy boy

If we were both burned for power I would create more energy than u faggot

i sharted two months ago
to all you other countries, sharting is not a national pastime

yanks are vile

>he still sharts

I have so much mutt DNA that my digestive system is so robust that it can process the most greasy food with minimal effort.
Only wh*Toid genelets that haven't adapted to true American cuisine shart in the mart.