dpd edition
/brit/
sophie
tim are you okay?
sue
going to fucking blow my brains out
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
now pass the doritos or ill blow my bloody brains out
God I am so looking forward to trump coming and losing it when he realises we won't take his shit
men are obligated to be friends with me
Anxiety and stress creeping back
Looks like it's xanny night
time to practice my suburi and kata
deh!
fuck sakes lads posted in the saffer's thread
This orange buffoon is starting to grow on me 2bqh
jews actively prevent me from having sex
>old thread hasn't reached page 8 yet
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYYY
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have to much to say
looks like a janny night really
and this is how runts are created
the US has a MUCH better track record on free speech than we do
has he not been watching the news?
How did she miss
the other day whilst waiting for a cocaine dealer, i noticed an asian nutcase pacing up and down the street ranting to himself. just to be an absolute cock, i rolled down my car window and told him to go find a fucking doctor. he looked stunned and called me a white cunt then ran away
kanye is unironically quite based
Free speech =\= hate speech
Trump is from NYC, which is the most diverse city on Earth.
Everyone with anxiety/depression problems is a low T beta ---- FACT
nah
yanks can't say "I want to kill the president of the united states"
but in britain we can say that
business idea
50 grand.
You get your cock sucked by a bloke.
You can close your eyes but you can't wear earplugs and he's a moaner.
Not a twink either. Full on BEAR.
Yes/No?
The US can host it on its own. Why do we need these fucking stupid multi-nation bids?
the king of thailand is a bender
much prefer the dutch amazon milf jean grey desu
No one dared to ask his business, no one DARED to make a slip
Mora was the name of William the Conqueror's flagship, the largest and fastest ship in his fleet of 700 or more ships.
Mora was a gift from Matilda of Flanders to her husband William the Conqueror in the summer of 1066.
During the invasion, William found himself in mid-channel, alone, with no other ships in sight. Waiting on the others to catch up, he had breakfast with wine.
The meaning of the name isn't known. She might have been named for the Morini, ancient inhabitants of Flanders. Mora is Latin for foolish woman.
the hatted post
is he good looking at least?
yeah of course it's a no brainer really
madonna said exactly that on the march on washington, or whatever it was
hes off again about scotland
brit humour is so dire lmao
any the 100 man in? feel like recapping last season before watching the first episode of the new season
>tfw special relationship status is dwindling
Hopefully Theresa May sucks his cock in July.
I wonder how he'll react to his first acid attack from a migrant of peace after he gets off the plane.
has thailad been around lately?
the other week I was talking to him on skype and he heard my little sister in the background, asked me how old she was and I said 11, he started breathing heavily and asked me if I had any pictures of her to send him
genuinely didn't know how to react so I just left the call
he later sent me some disgusting and illegal content and asked if I'd tried that with her
I don't understand why they always get tall women to play Jean Grey and manlets for Cyclops
It's like they don't want the audience to take cyclops seriously
It can't easily, doesn't have the stadiums. Can't really use NFL ones and the MLS ones are generally low capacity. Mexico has dedicated football stadiums (with yuge capacities) and Canada has a few as well.
This is true. I would kick that faggot freak's balls right up into his guts if he ever came near me.
find it quite sad that if Trump were to be assassinated or die in office, thousands (millions?) of liberals/leftists/neocons would celebrate his death, even though he never actually did anything that bad, (Obama and Bush are responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands in comparison) and they'd be celebrating the death of someone's father, husband, grandfather
WTF BASED
reported this to the thai police
*smacks the solid metal bin lid down with a firm stomp, ignoring the pedal mechanism*
stay put, runt
The USA/UK are virtually the same nation now lad. France wants to be annexed. Macron is just sucking up
I said bear.
You can feel his beard tickling your balls though
The REAL sad part would be that King Faggot "I Have An Imaginary Friend" Kike Penis would become president.
really interesting yeah, awful that is, definitely yeah, yeah
*turns back around and talks to deano about the footy*
it will probably be like his visit to france
he cute
It'll be gone after Trump's visit. Which is a genuine shame but there's no avoiding it.
yeah but is he a fat ugly hairy cunt or is he handsome and fit?
but that visit went well
the french behave themselves
the british do not
it's going to be like his visit to hamburg
clothes are simply a tool to conceal sexual organs
>englishman tells me where he's from
>never heard of the place before so look it up online late
>it's a suburb of london
Fucking pom faggots just say you're from london
despise wearing clothes when I do acid
ive met you
i remember when i was an insecure teenager i was worried i might be gay. how ridiculous it seems now i'm approaching my late 20s and notorious harrasser of women and pussy obsessed pervert who spends months on end fixated on paricular women
Us Brits LOVE to misbehave! Hee, hee, hee... *sneaks off into the cupboard*
>It can't easily, doesn't have the stadiums.
It literally fucking does though. They bid alone for the 2022 World Cup, you absolute divvy. They had nearly 60 compatible venues express an interest in hosting matches in their bid and 20 become confirmed candidates.
How many handsome and fit bears do you know?
They're all hairy and chubby.
That's the definition of a bear.
Us Brits LOVE to misbehave! Hee, hee, hee... *sneaks out of the closet*
doing a REALLY big think lads
what's the place?
post foul bachelor frogs
SCREECHING
*attacks a car*
Obama was hated so much by the republicans who viewed him as a communist muslim and basically the ultimate boogeyman of all american values
eh people are always mixing up the definitions, just wondering what yours was
try £100,000 and I'll consider it
good
guffawing
still shocked
was talking to her and she turns her fucking phone off
what the fuck
Cuckservatives STILL don't have an intelligent retort to this burn.
>special relationship
you 2 should be ashamed for sucking american cock so hard, the US simply use us for intelligence and we have only suffered from joining them in the war in iraq, the sooner it ends the better, our real allies are not over an ocean they are our neighbours in germany and france
If you ended up being genuinely not gay at all in the end, you probably had what's called HOCD
post cat 1-55
what did you change
FIFA have strange rules though (they get stricter every year) and they really frown upon stadiums which are used primarily for other sports being used for World Cups. They can be backup stadiums but not main stadiums. And of the dedicated stadiums, it's not good for the US. An example is the Talen Energy Stadium. One of the nicest stadiums I've seen, in the entire sport even, and yet the capacity is so low at 18,500 that it won't be favoured for a World Cup.
They failed for a reason and Trump is pushing all 3 countries for a reason. Capacity is the main one and Mexican stadiums offer it. The only real thing would be if the US could host the opening and the final. I don't even know if they could. They would probably have to build one for that, which would be a price worth paying.
Huh
I can do you 55
It's not even a muslim ban why are americans so misinformed and hysterical over every little thing Trump does
o, to be hated!
to be loathed!
to make your kinsmen frustrated!
o, to be driven mad!
to be filched!
to say nothing of the bad!
o, to be criticised!
to be barred!
to meet men poorly-read and politicised!
o, to be!
to be!
to be, to be, to be!
>inheritance? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
At least that means she somewhat cares about what you think and how you feel. If she didn't she'd just straight up ignore you with her phone on