20yo in 4 months

>20yo in 4 months
>kv

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i have almost a year until I'm fucked for life

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>23yo in ~3 months
>khhv
You'll be ok.

>28 in a month
>kv

>Norway

How?

Life ain't that bad, when you're 27 you start thinking about getting married and kids, that's where life is shit.

I'm unattractive and I have a crippling social anxiety.

You're likely blonde, blue eyes, and tall. That's good enough.

I'm literally none of those.

>Flag
How?

j?

i guarantee that none of you guys ever made an attempt to get laid

This is NOT the answer!

>turned 29 10 days ago
>v
>even though not kh

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Yes it is

Just become a cute trap

You're already short, so you're naturally smaller so you're already like 50% there

>kv
>khhv
Man, I'm so out of the loop. Wtf does this shit mean?

Kissless handhodless virgin

20 is nothing

Ahhhh

>tfw khv
>20 in 2 months
Fuck, I'm hopeless

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>26
>khhv
you'll be fine

>Yorup
you have no right to complain faggot, go fuck a whore.

>20
Small time m8.

already there friendo

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kv = kissless virgin
khhv = kissless handholdingless hugless virgin

are you ugly or mentally disabled? it's impossible to stay virgin over age of 18 unless you are ugly or retarded

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Yeah we don’t have all those Russian qt’s you guys do

When that happens, I hope don't act like some fucking spinster christmas cake constanly whining about it

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>tfw stopped being a virgin 5 years ago
Time sure flies

It's incredible, I'm to this girls birthday party on Saturday. A lot of people their genuinely find me entertaining. I even do this thing where me and few other people, mostly girls, basically get a drinking circle away from the commotion. Despite this I'm a khhv whi has failed to turn occasional friends into more close friends or a gf. So clearly, it's just the way I look

>turned 19 3 months ago
>
just be yourself lmao

Just go fuck a whore, i did this when i was 20, didn't want to end up like some guys on here, the longer you wait to lose it the harder it starts to affect you mentally. If you're too nervous about fucking a whore just drink some alcohol/smoke weed to calm down.

Jobless, I guess.

>27 in 5 months
>impotent

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I watch french-canadian streamer sometimes and he shows many qt women on tinder in Quebec

>26
>KHHV
>haven't actually talked to a girl in over a decade

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Why are there threads like that all of a sudden? Did Jow Forums raid this place? Loads of people on this site were perfectly satisfied with their current state of events. They didn't leave it get to their head like people today do. Just because you're a virgin, it doesn't necessarily mean that you're a shitty person. You have difficulties with interacting with the opposite gender for various reasons, either because of prior experience, or lack thereof.
Now man the fuck up and stop beating yourself something so fucking ridiculous.
t. an Arch Wizard of 10 years who spent his teens surrounded by girls (practically had my own harem) but did nothing about it; but I'm perfectly okay with the current state of events because I'm not a shitty person with a complex regarding his virginity.

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>21 in 5 days
>khhv
I will die alone and..... I think I'm okay with that

I was a kissless (kinda) handholdless Virgin until I turned 20, then I got a 17 redhead Slovak-American gf

Life can be wonderful, but you must focus on self improvement

How is that even possible?

Don't worry I made out with a girl for the first time when I was 21 and fucked when 22

Just to add something, I abhor Jow Forums and the general mindset that is on there. I visited it once and all it was full of was teens and young adults wallowing in self pity, but also, blaming others for their own problems. They call women names, and call the men who are men enough do do what nature intended names, as well. They throw childrish tantrums and blame everyone but themselves as they refuse to better themselves. They expect others to bend over for them and compromise instead of improving themselves. People like that are the dregs of society.

Those types often lack actual friends too. They get caught up in loneliness and develop a victim complex