I have no friends haHahaHaHAH

I have no friends haHahaHaHAH

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me neither

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>the only person that replies to me is the retarded CHI spammer

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Lol, what a loser lmao

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>haven't spoken to someone other than family in over a year and a half
LOL

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XD

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>I'm going to fail college and I don't know how to tell my parents

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I'd be your friend but you're on the other side of the world, I don't speak turkish and have no intention of leaving my country.
good luck m8

>I'm going to have to pay to lose my virginity in my late 20s

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No friends...
No gf (ever)

damn... life is all downhill.

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>I haven't got laid in 4 years

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>college
I would've thought you're old enough to not have to explain yourself to your fucking parents
how old are you even?

22, but they pay my tuition since college prices are ridiculously high here.
> I have no idea how I'm going to break it to them

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People in University are mostly infantiles in mind without a spine. Many study even subjects that their parents chose for them.
The absolute state of academical education

Lmfao

A sad day when dubs like these are wasted on a T*rk

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them paying your tuition is perfectly fine.
but you're old enough to know if what you're doing is what you want, if you happen to fail that should be hard enough on you, why would your parents give you shit for it when you're gonna feel like shit for it yourself.

they also should've known that this was a possibility the second they decided to pay for your higher education.

you seriously shouldn't be afraid of your parents, you fucking mental child, you're a literal adult and have been for years.

that being said I fucking love socialism our universities are free lmao

>you seriously shouldn't be afraid of your parents
I'm not afraid of my parents, I love my parents and they've been great to me.
I'm afraid that I won't be able to look my mom and dad in the eye and tell them how much of a fuckup I am.

yeah :^) free uni

>I'm afraid that I won't be able to look my mom and dad in the eye and tell them how much of a fuckup I am.

Just apply yourself to somewhere else and do your best. Trying your best is not failing. Parents tend to love their kids and have sympathy. Figuring something together out and have a talk might change your feelings how they perceive you TBQH

>parents tend to love their kids

Hahahahahaha maybe in middle eastern families my friend my parents fucking hate me for no reason

are you studying what you want or did something else force you to choose it?

u always gonna have us user

>academical
when the local plumber tries to shit on higher ed

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*EE with a M.Sc clog you back into the toilet*

Heh, nothing personell kid

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Grandpa made me promise to graduate college on his deathbed
That's good advice actually. I'm going to copy paste it somewhere

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>Stop messaging people to see if anyone I knew would start a conversation first
>Haven't gotten anything from people I know in months
>No longer in contact with anyone
>MFW I have no friends
>MFW everyone I used to have conversations with responded to me out of pity

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They may think you're ghosting on them user, try sparking some convos with them

The last two texts I have gotten from anyone in the last 18 months have been from my brother or my mother

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>vidya no longer fills the void
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
suicide soon

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>He still has people texting him
Try 2 years without a single message from anyone

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I dunno lads, how am i doing?

>have some friends, spending 2-3 days a week with them
>russian qt gf with big ass
>mother is absuive alcoholic, left her since i was 16, 20 now
>she beat me up on the reg till i got 15, always extremly shy, anxious
>stepdad killed himself, she‘s now a widow and alone with my sister
>i might lose my liscense for the second time
>have a bad job

But hey i cleanded my car yesterday so everything preddy gud

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>Still can't find minimum wage, entry level job after 3 years of searching since I graduated high school
>Will graduate at 2 after being in college for 6 years
>Will have no accomplishments or internships for my resume
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Why did it have to be me

Friends start being assholes when you know them for a long time

>Still can't find minimum wage, entry level job after 3 years of searching since I graduated high school
how

friends come and go, just bee sure its not your fault

>best friend throughout all of highschool moves away
>send him a message
>1 1/2 years and no reply

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how is that shit possible in Germany? You're all the most normie people I have ever seen in my life. I remember visiting Germany and seeing huge hordes of men in their 20's and 30's all drunk, arms around each other, singing songs, going to the local sports team which their parents and their parent's parents supported.

How the fuck do you get left out in a society like that?

stupid american wasting cool numbers on dumb posts

nice

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>hey user wanna come watch soccer?
>n...n...no thanks
>continues playing world of warcraft

There you go

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>continues playing world of warcraft with his local community team whom he meets up with on the weekends for cool LAN parties

you are seriously underestimating normie behavior in Germany

Noice

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I wish I knew

Very noice

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my first get in a while, feels good

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go fill the lottery

>suffer from health anxiety
>visit doctor frequently
>complain about shaky legs and fasciculations which makes me dizzy while walking
>get a referral to a neurologist
>go online and read the referral
>inside he literally wrote: "I think this man is lonely"
>tfw I've been lonely for 5 years
>tfw no GF to spend my time with

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>this year I got the fewest birthday messages yet
>They were all from acquaintances I hardly know
>None of my actual friends remember
>Not even my sister said anything
>I spent the night getting drunk and telling thots on tinder it was my birthday to try get pity nudes

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>tinder
>pity nudes
why are you on here?

>No reason
The loss of sleep, freedom, money etc to raise a failure like you who will never produce grandchildren might be a reason

The health anxiety is no fun. Suddenly I've become absolutely terrified of everything. When I ride on the subway I get scared of being stuck underground or I panic about how the center of gravity could get too high during turns and we could tip over. Air travel is absolutely miserable for me and I used to love flying. This is nothing compared to the anxiety around my heart or my body in general. What a mess.

Dude just stop worrying lmao

Does health anxiety fall into that category as well? Wouldn't 'generalized' anxiety fit more in these situations? Suffering from health anxiety is basically the same as being an hypochondriac. But I have the same thoughts when riding public transportation such as trains. It's so fucking annoying.

I am always second guessing the engineering or wondering which part is going to fail. This applies to my own body as well. It's exhausting.

Same. This is why I've never been on a plane before.

I was actually in the Army and deployed to Iraq/Afghanistan many times before. It wasn't until I got out and was on my own that these fears developed. I was on one flight for a job interview and the entire flight was horrible. I felt like I would fall through the plane at any moment. Just so much fucking needless irrational stress.

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Damn, so I'd probably feel something similar if I gather the courage to sit on a plane one day. Have you underwent sessions of cognitive behavioral therapy?

ill be your friend, you can tell me about germany and if you have steam we can play some simulators.

No, I've never done any therapy. I can still fly and function normally but it's just so extremely stressful and I'm always on edge and worried.

You should consider it. It has given me tools to counter these stressful thoughts throughout the day.

Yea, I'll look into it user

I have been lonely since I came to this country 18 years ago. I have never had a single friend for 18 years, just my family.

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>take meds
>depression ends
>try to get a gf
>girl 1 rejects me
>girl 2 doesn't even bother to respond to me
>get depressed again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOOOL

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are you stupid? it's precisely because of that
you either fit in or you don't, if you don't you may fuck off and no one will care

the quintessential problem with German culture is the very low tolerance of deviations from normal and very high risk aversity, which results in people being quick to judge others and disregard completely for minor flaws

The only person I willingly hang out with, is my brother-in-law. It's been like this for some years, not 18 though. I am happy to hear that you have your family to be with, that's amazing. Why aren't you making friends?

>very low tolerance of deviations from normal and very high risk aversity
This results in a healthy high-trust society with a very, very small unhealthy minority who are likely autistic anyways.

>Why aren't you making friends?
Coming as a kid to a foreign country with no knowledge of the language really fucks you up, can't connect to people at all at a critical time.

Today all I learn is to be fake enough to get on with life without weirding people out, I can talk to people and pretend and bullshit my way into a fake relationship but can't take the next step of making friends.

Just basically the relationship you find with co-workers. And thanks, probably grateful I have a very caring family but it comes from coming from a poor country and the whole mexican tradition, you either stick together with your family and survive or you all sink to the fucking bottom.

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>got kicked out of college and still haven't told my parents

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have you tried being tall?

Are you autistic? Maybe another mental diagnosis? I'm saying this because I didn't realize I was different until my late teens. Apparantly i am an aspie. You should probably look into it.

>are you stupid?

He is american duhh

What a waste of good numbers

Try ever dumb normalshit

>approaching girls
Fucking normie

Tell me about iberians.

feels bad man, all i wanted all along was to be a normie but being an aspie is 1000x worse

>Are you autistic?
Nope, at least that im aware off. Had plenty of friends while growing up and im not afraid to talk to people or have a difficult time talking to them, just can't connect with them beyond a certain point.

Maybe another mental issue but I have never bother to look to deeply on it, seems such a long time to bother with it and not sure to where even start.

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>not sure to where even start
>Maybe another mental issue but I have never bother to look to deeply on it

Indeed it seems easier to use this to grab some attention from anonymous people on an online board.

You have a loser state of mind and it shows.

yeah i'm such a normalfag i know right ahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>Moving to a rural area that has shitty internet and leaving behind my only two friends I have

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have a bunch of friends who message me every few weeks when i dont respond they call me to make sure im allright
i still take days or even weeks to respond to them and then make up lame excuses to avoid telling them that i feel terrible and dont want to share my misery with them

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I think you should look into it.

This a joke right?You guys are only pretending to be this much of a autist r...ri...right?

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Fucking english desu...This is*

>2 years
>not 8
you are like a little baby

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I was diagnosed in 1996

I am in my late 30s and haven't had a gf since 2003

It's gonna get better, right guys?

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Me too...

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>777777
A nice get!

Iktf

Even old people (80+) can get partners, you just gotta man up.