Hello sir thank you for coming to our offices to meet face to face for this tax audit

>Hello sir thank you for coming to our offices to meet face to face for this tax audit
>Now let's dig into some of the transactions our team found problematic
>It says here you purchased $10,000 worth of something called "Niggercoin" in august of 2017
>we found that these transactions were tied to a waves withdrawal from your bittrex account
>Sir, these "Niggers" weren't reported on your 8494, are these your transactions? and if so why have you not reported them?

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>takes off *running*
>screaming hysterically
>you'll never take me aLIIIIVE

>*murders you loudly*

The only excuse is to act like a monkey, they don't have the taxgibs to afford locking all of gibbers up.
>wah woah mang u be sayin das some real nigga finna steal ma cash dog, hippin lost ma money yo
then if they fine you just dont pay.

think you can outrun a 9mm?

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>yo, it's gonna be added to coinbase
>i'll give you half the profit off the coming moon if you let me go

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Random story time.
>be talking to my accountant last night
>she passed some comments about crypto
>out of interest I asked her some biz related questions to see how much she actually knows
>she seemed like a super well informed genius
>I think I have an intellectual crush on my accountant
She knew a answers and correct forms and irs rulings for literally everything and I started to think for sure she must troll biz coz how would an obscure canadian expat tax adviser living in Australia and specialising in us taxes know that shit.

Retard, they only lock up tax frauds. Criminal charges from the IRS take very specific actions to trigger, and not paying taxes is not one of them. This is an accounting issue, and they can fine and garnish every single one of you without breaking a sweat.
You have to be a very stupid child to think the IRS is giving anyone a pass, because "e don hab gibbs", or whatever the fuck your monkey ass is trying to communicate. They don't even need to audit your lazy ass, they can just send you a bill of what they think you owe, then it's on YOU to fight it.