>Be me, portuguese guy in Macau
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice a Macanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "neih hou"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''Margarida Lau''
>She asks me what I'm doing in Macau
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 Mainlanders appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the Macau lady
>I say "How about you stop harassing her?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently Margarida starts hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had god damn Mainlander children, unfortunately Macanese men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, portuguese guy in Macau
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this story is powerful I'm holding back tears
He must be stopped
How can Chink ever recover?
There should be a doujin for this
10/10 would read again
This but unironically
If I could draw I'd illustrate each of your posts. I love seeing them every day.
Just so you know, there's at least 3 different Portugal anons shitposting this pasta
How Portugays since you are here can I ask you for advice on travel to your country? Planning a honeymoon and want to see beautiful beaches and history. Should I just stick to Costa del Sol and Spain or is there anything good in Portugal?
Algarve is pretty good is you like the beach. Lisbon and surroundings (Sintra, Cascais) and Porto are always worth a visit. If you wanna see something different, try the town of Obidos. It's a walled town with traditional houses and food
looks really nice
Oh man we're even going in July when the Óbidos Medieval Market occurs. Very nice recommendation.
It's a fun little place. There's a chocolate fair there every year too which lasts a month. I am not sure where it is though
how are the accommodation? how about homestays?
There shouldn't be that many homestays in Obidos, it's a really small town of just 4k people. You can try couchsurf or something.
hostels you can check here: hostelworld.com
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Nice story, you must be a nobel literature prize winner or something
Fuck...
This didn’t happen, sorry but your story is bullshit because my name is Margarita Lao not Margarida Lau
>I look at sky and say "Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
shit, i laugh so far than my parents woke up and turned me off the pc, i'm commenting from the cell.
fucking kek, underrated