tools edition
/brit/
Owen Green
Jackson Murphy
reckon i was prime noncebait when i was a kid
Easton James
*GP loads up publicly accessible med web site to check symptoms and diagnoses you*
ah thank you for your official diagnosis :)
Juan Diaz
HOWLING
William Allen
Austin Powell
oh dear
Wyatt Foster
Reckon he'll be Trump of the UK me
Cooper Allen
wish i could be rich and stupid rather than poor and intelligent
Luke Jones
dumb kike
Tyler Harris
was saving a good post for the new but the new took so long that i forgot it
Easton Barnes
having a fucking poo
Ryan Kelly
i'm not racist but neither do i confront racist family members or friends
i'm not sexist but neither do i confront sexist family members or friends
i'm not homophobic but neither do i confront homophobic family members or friends
i'm transphobic but neither do i confront non-transphobic family members or friends
i'm anti-semitic and i do confront jewish family members and friends
Hudson Lee
just watched a pornographic video clip
John Clark
browsing r/reddit
Kayden Morris
You are an N, you will always be an N, your entire family is N
Anthony Cooper
During the viewing of this picture, under the control of the sympathetic nervous system, semen containing sperm was produced. The semen was then ejected through my urethra with rhythmic contractions via the bulbospongiosus and pubococcygeus muscles under the control of my spinal reflex at the level of the spinal nerves S2-4 via the pudendal nerve.
Julian Watson
nerd
Angel Anderson
'
Hudson Martinez
*takes careful notes*
Oliver Edwards
Rather high opinion of yourself
Wyatt Cruz
Honestly think I could be a GP. If its some small shit send them away or prescribe whatever the NHS dictates. Any suspicions refer them to a specialist. Even if you make a mistake nobody can blame you.
Logan Long
It's quiet on my floor
Except for a gospel ladies
Just the smell of some wicked candles
Makes me thinks into the
They wear light rimmed hats and joyful smiles
Who loved to run up the street branch
And in the middle of it is a puddle of water
Wind of faithful voices
Justin Mitchell
*takes reckless notes*
Asher Powell
proof it
Luke Williams
[Verse 1]
I saw you doing peace signs with the F.B.I
Might've tried that in the future before so don't lie
All dead dogs go to heaven cause dumb bitches let them in
They're just racist and they wanna fuck
God chills out cause she doesn't touch
This is where I don't come in, this is where I have been maybe
Have a sad cum, baby (beh, beh, beh, beh)
[Hook]
I fuck it out and I dip-dip-dip
Drop you like asses and you trip-trip-trip
I can't stop it when I drip-drip-drip
You can't stop it when you drip-drip-drip
I piss on your face like I'm PSS-PSS-PSS
You lick up the place like you're PSS-PSS-PSS
We pick up the pace like we're PSS-PSS-PSS
I'm the fuck you're chasing like PSS-PSS, PSS-PSS, PSS-PSS
Hunter Long
my gf's mum is a multi millionaire and heiress to a russian oligarch, my plan is to marry the gf before he dies so that we get considered for a sum of inheritence money when he passes.. her mum already bankrolls our london rent and told us when we have our first kid she'll cover all the expenses and 'help us' get a property outside london (possibly brighton) how do i go about this the best way without seeing like a gold digging mercenary?
Gabriel Cooper
Just be yourself
Henry Baker
just love her lol?
James Robinson
unironically shot a huge load of fucking cum across my room just now. this should be an Olympic sport, i've got a real skill here.
Isaiah Edwards
honestly not even trying
Ayden Green
god i wish that was me
Angel Wright
soundcloud.com
really enjoy this song, and I'm not even racist.
Cooper Green
Wide oceans roar
A frightened fool stokes heatless fire
But if you need to, keep time on me
If you need to, keep time on me
How could it all fall in one day?
Were we too sure of the sun?
If you need to, keep time on me
Josiah Richardson
you lads had your daily state funded propaganda yet ?
Jayden Williams
I love chocolate penis!
Nicholas Flores
racist
Austin Smith
darn autocorrect! I mean peanuts!
Benjamin Hernandez
Mornin lads
Lincoln Ross
There's a DFS van servicing my neighbour this morning and it gave me a fright when I opened the curtains because the van has a giant picture of two guys standing next to a sofa on the side.
Caleb Hernandez
Hey hey everyone
What's the cool slang stuff I should know ? Do y'all still go for some cheeky nandos with the mayor of banterbury? What do the kids today consider cool ? Gay sex traps and weed like in America?
Eli Morris
good little wh*Te, know your place.
Jaxon Barnes
wtf is this literally everyone in the uk supports gun control anyway lol
Caleb Cruz
how's it foing
Jordan Lewis
Why can't i have a russian blooded gf with a rich family, reckon i can find one on plenty of fish?
Oliver Scott
arguably the shittest death grips song
Austin Gutierrez
ummm sweetie i said i wasn't racist.
Logan Hernandez
poor little humanoid "men" cannot compete with BTT (big thick trunk)
Carson Powell
No, there are some Jow Forums autists who want to be Americans because they played too much counter strike growing up. Their opinion matters just as much as 99% of the country!
Jeremiah Harris
hate Muslims
Joseph Scott
I was trying to bait yanks desu. There are ones written about refugees that i might post later to get rorke going
Jackson Turner
caricature of a hat
Gabriel Ward
god forbid they want the ability to fight back against a government who sentences toddlers to die and jails anyone who speaks out against it
Kevin Rodriguez
NEED a nelly bf
Austin Turner
>hate Muslims
Bentley Edwards
FOY
Nathan Phillips
Lmao
Ethan Perry
have never liked hershlag, not a good actress nor hot
don't get why people care about celebs opinions and actions so much
Nicholas Bell
Can someone please post some rap music?
Colton Wright
Saw a fat guy waddling around in a shirt that says "my life is a battle"
Alexander Wood
this desu. legalise assault guns to protect the kids from nonce doctor murderers
Liam Parker
>Can someone please post some rap music?
Brandon Parker
Ryan Russell
in small print it said "with diabetes, the opposite sex and structural integrity
Andrew Cook
youtube.com
this is what the cool kids are listening to these days
Jacob Lee
pfm
Gabriel Price
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
im one hundred percent nigga
Ethan Ross
London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady
...woken up with this in my mind.
Carson Thompson
ominous
Nathaniel Brooks
post-natal abortion should be legal for people i don't like
Ayden Ward
I don't get why you think people should care about your opinion either, baby killer.
Connor Morales
once stopped in a 5 star hotel in montreal, had an elevator that went directly into my room. only stayed there for 2 nights and it wasn't out of my pocket but thats besides the point
Colton Cruz
rap is dire
shut up pumba
Ethan Lee
one two three four five six seven
all good children go to heaven
Mason Cooper
why don't isis just fight israel
Cooper Martin
Tinder. Or, as I like to call it, munter hunter.
Gavin Watson
Was going t add a comment like this but you did it far better than I would have
Julian Diaz
Jeremiah Kelly
the dog doesn't bite the hand that feeds it
Jack Adams
what about children who weren't given a chance to show any goodness before god killed them?
Noah Price
not sure where i stated my opinion matters
and i only kill adult goyim, baby ones are taken out by special units
Sebastian Diaz
all children are born without sin
Gabriel Kelly
god has a bad side
Owen Morris
injected soy into my bollocks
Ayden Smith
it's nice to get feedback on my posts. thank you!
Parker Howard
these days children are watching big tiddy porn by the age of 7 there's no doubt they're exposed to sin and enjoy it too.
Or does sin start happening around the time puberty starts happening?
Parker Garcia
>all children are born without sin
Oliver King
the answer is there is no such thing as sin
Nathan Davis
any of you lads bother with prozzies/escorts?
Blake Bell
Wouldn't you get lots of people just wandering into your room by mistake, then?
Dominic Wood
Jaxson Collins
parents should beat their children when they act up.
Jose Young
its not a public lift you tail
Daniel Roberts
>parents should beat their children when they act up.
Levi Richardson
>t. soymongrol
if you beat the kid and his not afraid of you, then youre doing it wrong.
Ryder Nelson
Everyone is born with original sin.
Only by accepting Jesus Christ into your heart can your sin be forgiven and will you be allowed to enter into the kingdom of Heaven.
Jason Wood
some of the posters that post here in the morning hours give me a dirty vibe
can almost smell the stench and imagine the colored fingers hacking away with some of the canuck and aussie posts
Christian Robinson
lads..?
Ryan Davis
is that you terronigger
Owen Price
should trump get the credit for uniting korea?
Hudson Watson
Nothing wrong with beating your kids. Nothing wrong with a bit of disciple.